The Worst Day Ever!

[NeutralMunchHotel]

The embaressment and stress causes him to actually have an accident, and he begins to smell.

 

[DoW Lowen]

The woman he's been attracted to for a while just happens to pass by and take a sniff of him. She runs off in tears.

 

[AvsJoe]

Mr. Fortuna, realizing that he has fallen into multiple sewers and has had an 'accident', decides to go take a shower. But he isn't allowed to use any of the hospital's showers for 'security reasons' so he is forced to walk home smelling like he does.

 

[sky14kemea]

as he walks home, he walks past a hobo, who laughs at him and throws coins at his head

 

[AvsJoe]

In a fit of rage he begins to attack the hobo, only to see the three other, much larger hobos further down the alley. After a short but brutal beating, Mr. Fortuna is left with a few bleeding wounds and no wallet, but generally okay. He vows that this day can't get any worse.

 

[Insanum]

...as he says that a passing stranger drops 50p at his feet, thinking he is homeless.

 

[sky14kemea]

as he picks up the 50p, a bird poops on his shoulder

 

[MasterStratus]

When he turns to wipe the bird-poo off of his shoulder, someone who's actually homeless runs by and steals his 50p.
And vomits on his shoes.

 

[AvsJoe]

He realizes he hasn't eaten all day (save for the little bit of sewage that got in his mouth) and his stomach begins to rumble...

 

[sky14kemea]

he sighs and walks forward, looking down at his shoes, and walks into a lamp post

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

the man complains and tells him to get out of his hole. he then noticed he's flying low even though he is twice trouserless

 

[sky14kemea]

he spots one of his friends and asks for help, but the friend just laughs and video's it for youtube

 

[KrackleJack]

The police arrive and plants drugs on him and he takes a ride to jail

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

A local news network beings a report on him. Mr. Fortuna's embarassment is broadcast all over the local radio stations.

 

[Jav3lin]

On the way to jail, they crash into a bunch of meterpoles and end up in a liquor store.
As he steps out of the car, he notices that the two police officers are un-harmed, but the shopkeeper is dead. In his futile attempt of running away, he gets greeted by another officer of the law, who sprays canned mace in his eyes and nose.

He is then put into another police car and begins his second journey off to the station.

 

[That Guy Ya Know]

Beaten to it, changing to:

Once in jail he finds that he is the same cell as a very angry drug dealer, to vent his frustration the drug dealer punches him in the stomach

 

[AvsJoe]

From the stress, the pain, the guilt about the shopkeeper, and everything else, Mr. Fortuna blacks out. His last thought is happiness that he'll wake up to a new day...

 

[sky14kemea]

Mr Fortuna wakes up in the cell on the same day, as a guard tell's him he is free to go, but he now has a criminal record

 

[AvsJoe]

He knows he should be thankful, but this day isn't over yet and he knows it. He asks the guard if there is any food he can munch on. The guard answers him with a shot to the stomach and a boot to the ass.

 

[sky14kemea]

as he walks outside, he forgets the way home, and just gets on a random bus, where he sits in gum by accident