The Worst Day Ever!

[Fairee]

As he gets up, the gum tears the back of his trousers, exposing the only clean boxers available that day, the novelty pair his mum bought him for Christmas.

 

[sky14kemea]

he gets off the bus as everyone laughs and sings Christmas carols, then he accidentally steps in dog poop

 

[Cornwallpwns]

he lifts his shoe to looks at the bottom of it and slips, landing his face in the dog poop, a group of young boys then run up and start laughing at him

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

He snaps for a moment, telling the kids to piss off. They gang up on him and beat him up, leaving him on the pavement.

 

[Pm0n3y]

He lays there, thinking about all the misfortune that has been placed upon him.
While in deep thought, the dog who pooped earlier came back and "marked his territory" all over Mr. Fortuna.

 

[sky14kemea]

he sprung to his feet and yelled at the dog, then the owner came over, who was a tall, buff man. Who then punched him in the face