The Worst Thing You've Ever Done?

[blacon]

I squeezed a passed-out girl's boob. I'm still ashamed.

That's pretty messed up. Did you at least tell her?

Why the hell would I ever want to do that?

To apologize? To let her know you violated her?

That's just creepy as hell.

The thing is that nothing happened unless she knows about it, so the apology completely misses the point. And it wasn't that creepy, I was just curious if tits that big could still be firm. There are worse ways to be "violated", so pull that stick out of your ass.

There being worse crimes doesn't make that one any less disgusting.

Dude honestly, if i told one of my female friends that i did that, she'd probably laugh at me. The girl is more likely to feel pity than anger. It's not really 'disgusting'.

I personally consider molesting an unconscious woman to be disgusting.

Fair enough, I respect your opinion. I?m not saying having a grope is not wrong, I?m saying it?s not crazy bad. Out of all the posts here of guys who slept with their friends girls and stuff, you chose this one to call disgusting. I?m just saying in some contexts, this could be laughed off ? obviously not if the girl was unconscious for a serious reason, but if she was passed out at a party, she?d probably laugh it off the next day (if she knows the guy well enough).

- Or maybe I just hang out with extremely light hearted girls.

 

[Flamezdudes]

To be honest, I don't do very bad things often. But there is one thing that sticks in my mind still and really pains me to think about it.

Basically, years ago in Year 7 (So I was like, 12. So keep in mind I can't remember that clearly.) in RE class I said that all people from Pakistan were terrorists and should go back home which led to a girl in my class bursting into tears and running out of class. I swear, almost everybody in the class had it out for me.

Keep in mind please, that I am not that sort of person anymore. I was very naive and overly religious back then and very strict about things and generally a person if I met now I would really hate. So when I look at myself back then, I absolutely hate myself.

I guess the jokes on me since i'm now dating the girl I made cry back then. Yeah... she sometimes mentions it aswell to tease me but she got her own back she says since she was cruel to me for a few years after the event. Hehe... >_<

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

 

[Sandjube]

I once licked the flavouring off a crisp and put it back into the packet, only to see my Uncle eat it and say "Woah, that one was wet!". I never told him why it was wet. Perhaps I should one day.

Hahahahhaah. This made me spill my coffee =/

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

I grabbed the ass of a girl I had had a crush on a few years back at a party. I could defend my actions by saying I was quite drunk, and she was wearing a VERY tight skirt, but still I felt pretty terrible about it.

However, I apologized, and she forgave me.

But I have to say that the worst thing I haven't done (at least yet) is NOT beating seven shades of it out of two guys who bullied me in middle school. These were the worst sort of people you could imagine living on this planet, lower than a cockroach, more despicable than a HIV-positive serial rapist, a cancer in the spine of humanity who permanently left me with the mindset that generally speaking people are ugly, boring and unlikable. They were fat, didn't know how to behave (anywhere), always talked shit about everyone and were just indescribably gigantic assholes. Though they never laid a finger on me (I was more than my head taller than them, and could have snapped their fingers like twigs) I still vow to beat the shit out of one if they ever piss me off again.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I Killed a man in Reno.

Let's not talk about it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

I regret NOTHING!!!!!

I also used to make sexist jokes all the time to my ex-girlfriend, JUST to annoy her because it made things interesting :3

There were also some instances of extremely petty shoplifting from years ago. I used to nab sweets and things and then sell them to people in school, because hey, Yu-Gi-Oh cards weren't cheap :')

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I Killed a man in Reno.

Let's not talk about it.

Its not like you did it just to watch him die so you're ok.

I got very very drunk once and gave another girl a love bite despite having a girlfriend. I told her right away. It was horrible, i felt terrible, the second i did i got up and ran home, texting her on the way. It was literally the worst thing ive ever done. She forgave me. The mark at school the next day still haunts me. As does the person in question who i go to school with. My girlfriend hated this girl so much.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I wacked off in a hospital bed once

 

[SausageAssassin]

When I was about four, and was foramlly introduced to my first black person, I asked my mom why his skin was dirty.

I also once shit like a goat all over a restaurant when i was really young. My mom had to go around and collect the marble sized shits as she chased me.

I once moved a really big circus advertisement sign into the middle of a road when I was really drunk and ended up getting myself and three of my innocent friends arrested.

I also slept with one of my friends girlfriends but that seems oddly common on this thread.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

I regret NOTHING!!!!!

I also used to make sexist jokes all the time to my ex-girlfriend, JUST to annoy her because it made things interesting :3

There were also some instances of extremely petty shoplifting from years ago. I used to nab sweets and things and then sell them to people in school, because hey, Yu-Gi-Oh cards weren't cheap :')

I can relate to the Yu-Gi-Oh theft. that's how I got my Exodia cards

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

I! Put The Screw!! In The Tuna!!!

*ahem* moving on... I pulled the tag off a mattress :')

You MONSTER!!!

I regret NOTHING!!!!!

I also used to make sexist jokes all the time to my ex-girlfriend, JUST to annoy her because it made things interesting :3

There were also some instances of extremely petty shoplifting from years ago. I used to nab sweets and things and then sell them to people in school, because hey, Yu-Gi-Oh cards weren't cheap :')

I can relate to the Yu-Gi-Oh theft. that's how I got my Exodia cards

Haha That's how i ended up with a deck pretty much made entirely of powerful shiny cards... It was worth it... especially as I never got caught

 

[Broady Brio]

Worst thing was probably ruin someone's life.

I guessed his Hotmail password linked to his Gmail, Youtube and Facebook.

Lied to his face constantly, eventually made him believe me that I didn't "hack" his account.

Made him punch me to prove to the other people at school that I was "the better man" by not fighting back at all.

This guy bullied me for two years. However, maybe he didn't deserve ALL I did to him. Now he's the In Real Life version of "Forever Alone." No one takes him seriously and I've heard he's become self-harming too. Maybe I've should've did less to him.

 

[FamoFunk]

Beating someone up when I was 16. They went to hospital, I got arrested. What a weird night that was.

 

[TheEye]

Hm...where to begin. I'll skip over most of my shenanigans, since most of them involve illegal substances and I don't know the rules for discussing drugs on this forum.

I shoplifted a bunch of shit when I was 16-18, including(but not limited to) a ton of clothes from walmart(which I took to another walmart to "return" without a receipt.) Made a nice chunk of change doing that, albeit the money was placed on gift cards.

Drove my friends car under the influence and did not know how to drive in the first place.

Skipped like 10109281 classes when I was in school(something I absolutely regret doing).

Was arrested for possession(it really wasn't mine, but since possession is 9/10 of the law, I kept my mouth shut and went down alone).

Jumped someones fence so I could use their empty pool to chill and smoke a blunt.

Was an unknowing accomplice in a robbery(friend said wait in the car, went up to his other friends house, and stole a shit ton of Ecstacy).

There's more, but I think these are my worst offenses. Funny thing is, up until 10th grade, I was what most people would call a good kid. A's and B's, never got in trouble, all that good stuff.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I bullied my sister and the 'token new kid' at school, made an ex girlfriend cry because of a petty argument about beans [of all things], worried the living daylights out of my parents by self-harming, hurt a cat on purpose [and I love cats], threw a sizable rock into a guy's back [he was bullying a friend of mine, but it could have led to paralysis]... I want to go back in time and kick my ass.

 

[Drakane]

ummm lets see... I once punched my girlfriend. Granted I was sleeping and she startled me awake and I came up swinging... was a complete accident but I felt like a real asshole.

hypothetically speaking: I may have sold drugs for a wile, kicked in someones door while brandishing a loaded 9 mm w/ 2 friends w/ intention of burying a body in the Nebraska sand hills (the guy had a real bad habit of beating the shit out of women and putting them in the hospital and the police are terrible around here), and destroyed someones car w/ bat and hammer because we couldn't find him (another person that found it fun to beat women, pregnant ones nonetheless). All hypothetical of course...

 

[PatSilverFox]

Made someone kill himself by telling him he was being cheated on.
Probs going to hell for it :l

 

[Skoldpadda]

I read Twilight.