There is a Spider on your shoulder

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'm wearing a hat right now, so meh;D.

But if it was there, I'd flick it off, find it, and pummel it to death.

 

[holy_secret]

I would freak out so bad the whole neighborhood would hear something sounding like a frantic girl screaming her lungs out.
How could I remove it? That would mean making contact with it. Eek! What a tricky situation!!!
PS: I'm a dude (Some seem to have a problem recognizing that. Put up a pic of me just in case ^^)

 

[Brainpalm]

Wearing headphones. Now that's sorted, time to look at more forum posts. Oh and i should probably take care of this spider (it's funny because there is one on y desk now ).

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Freak out... I hate spiders!

 

[Angus565]

Spin kick it off my own shoulder.
Now I'm thinking with portals!

 

[Voodoomancer]

Go *KaFHHOOOOSSHH-CRASH* up in the air and mash into the ceiling, of course.

...what overreaction?

 

[ThatDaveDude1]

Let it bite me so I could become Spiderman.

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

*swings at it with fork* - sorry busy eating.... hmmm spider n chips!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Brush him off, if anything.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Option 1: Flick the bastard off and let him go build a web in my room to kill any insects that dare enter.

Option 2: Wonder why it's here since it's winter and most of the arachnids, insects, etc. should be dead or hiding.

Option 3: Let it bite me and become Spiderman.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Id scream and fall out of my chair while chasing it with my shoes until I end its life. I hate spiders, and bugs.

 

[Caliostro]

I know. I put it there.

 

[Lieju]

Hm, I'd probably get startled.

But seeing how I keep dozen tarantulas and other spiders, I'd try to stay still, try to catch it without harming it, and hope it's not one of my more venomous critters.

 

[michael_ab]

i brush it off, if it is too large to brush it off, it isnt poisonous or aggressive, so i leave it be

 

[ultimateownage]

Only one option really, Doomsday Device activation.

 

[Cookiegerard]

Full blown panic attack.

 

[loc978]

Pet it, befriend it, then find it someone else's brains to eat. Poor thing is just misunderstood.

 

[Wharrgarble]

Most likely I would scream myself hoarse, flail like an idiot, attempt to run upstairs in a blind panic, make my boyfriend take it off my shoulder (because I wouldn't have thought it of myself) then proceed to beat it to death with the heaviest dictionary I could find until it's nothing but a pulpy, gooey mess of the floor.

...I don't like spiders.

 

[Au Naturel.]

Allow it to climb onto my finger, after which I will admire it's daedal composition and form, before letting it climb away to do as it pleases.

 

[elbrandino]

I'll have you know I looked at my shoulder when I read the topic.

I'd do what I always do, have a spaz attack, probably yell a little brush it off my should and crush it. I hate spiders.