Things in gaming that will never happen

[Cyrus Hanley]

Playing as a female character in a Call of Duty game.

 

[Wrath 228]

A proper, carefully-crafted sequel to Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.

Wow. That realization affected me more than I thought.

The first Mercenaries games was ultimate! The sequel was, let's just say it, a bug-laden pile of excrement. No polish in that game at all and the multiplayer coding was horrendous. I don't want to say it's Pandemic's fault... but I don't want to fill these forums wiht more EA hate than is already on here, hah.

At least the Just Cause developers have stepped up to take the spot left open by Pandemic.

Indeed, Just Cause 2 is the best we've got (not that that's a bad thing, I love JC2). Hell, I'd even settle for a reputable developer taking the first Mercs, modernizing it a bit. Not just graphics but maybe play with the mechanics a bit, like tweaking the accuracy of the non-M4 weapons (seriously, the Type 56 and the two SMGs were practically useless if they weren't within a stone's throw) and stuff like that. Make the A.I. If they released a lovingly-crafted HD remake, I'd throw money at it.

The fact that the backwards compatibility was a colossal failure breaks my heart too. Now that my original Xbox broke I can't even play my old copy of the first one :c.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Lost Kingdoms 3, Unfortunately.

The 3D open world Pokemon game that everyone wants and would sell more WiiU's than anything else.