Things in gaming that will never happen

[mysecondlife]

People will never stop whining about things

 

[AnotherAvatar]

New Silent Hill games will never be good.

Also (and this one hurts me): Shenmue will never be finished.

 

[shrekfan246]

Squeenix will know what their fans actually want, and how to react to it in ways that would actually make them money.

Ubisoft will decide the PC is the best platform to game on and develop primarily for it instead of porting over to it with ridiculous DRM and laggy menu screens.

Halo 4 will be released for the PC, causing Halo 3 to be retroactively ported as well.

Another Ecco the Dolphin game will be released for current/next Gen. consoles, and people will actually buy it because it's something unique and different in a time where people always constantly complain about stagnation.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Well...normally I would say what I always say in these threads...but very recently I have been proven wrong by FTL.

What were you going to say? I've been having my time eaten up by FTL, but it doesn't do anything absolutely unheard of or crazy, at least that I've seen.

 

[Purple_Kuja]

There will never be a game as fantastically insane and wonderful as Steambot Chronicles ever again. EVER.

 

[Torrasque]

World of Warcraft being FTP.

It can technically be argued that WoW is FTP but has a premium service that everyone uses. I think Blizzard will make WoW FTP when they finally realize that it is dead/dying. That'll happen in a few expansions, lol.

This will never happen: A perfect balance between fans and developers will never happen. The kind of balance where fans go "hey, can we get this for the game?" and developers say, "that sounds pretty good, but we were thinking this", and both sides agree that it is the best option, with no one going "OMG THE DEVELOPERS DON'T LISTEN TO US" or "OMG THE DEVELOPERS JUST COPY OUR IDEAS AND HAVE NONE OF THEIR OWN". All that, and the game actually gets better, none of that "well fans wanted this feature to be in the game, so developers added it, and now fans are complaining about how it sucks" bullshit. The game would actually get good.

 

[Torrasque]

I think that certain franchises (like Resident Evil and Final Fantasy) have only a few more screw ups in store for us until they die a quiet death like Onimusha and Soul Reaver.

In other words, there will never be a franchise that sticks around forever and continues to provide quality with every single installment.

Even Mario will vanish one day.

But Metroid is still going strong! Sure there was that massive hiccup Other M, but I've loved every other Metroid game. Maybe because they don't have a Metroid game every other year? I would be really sad if Metroid games stopped being made. Or Zelda games.

There will never be a Firefly/Serenity game.

Now that is a depressing thought

 

[V8 Ninja]

developers not treating paying customers like criminals (DRM)

cough-cough [http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielnyegriffiths/2012/05/18/the-truth-is-it-doesnt-work-cd-projekt-on-drm/]

OT: A game with a randomly generated story that is consistently good. Not only do games have the problem of creating random yet good game worlds, but more than half of the planned, human-written stories for games end up being no more than flimsy justifications for doing something or another.

Captcha: "think hard"

 

[Confidingtripod]

Homeworld 3.

And I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Oh lord the nostalgia, homeworld was the first space game I ever played, and it had such awesome music

A Halo game centered on the Sangheili and Covenant history in general. A game that explores the rich Halo universe from the opposing perspective and fleshes out the backstory of the Covenant's rise and eventual fall and exploring themes like religious zealotry, church and state, racism and socio-economic class.

The potential for all of that exist in the Covenant side of the Halo story, but sadly while such a game would be amazing there is no way Sangheili as awesome and amazing they are will ever be as marketable as Spartans, which is a shame because I honestly want to see such a game get made but alas, it never will.

Yea, I wish they would make that but its a hollow wish...

OT: a game that can do what the dead island trailer promised

 

[Mr.Mattress]

There will never be a new Nintendo Virtual Boy (One that isn't Red and Black). Nor will this ever come to fruition:

 

[John Pepperell]

There will never be a wide-eyed smiling protagonist on the box art of an M rated game in the US.

Hyperdimension neptunia Mk2 proves that wrong(the most of the main cast is on the front of the box and are smiling.
A sequal to dungeon keeper 2

Does this game have American box art? I guess now that we're not terrified of everything anime, it's kind of difficult to distinguish between the US and Japanese versions of the box art just by checking Google images.

check wikipedia for the game it is the american boxart for the game or you could go to NIS America store and it will have the boxart there

 

[PinkiePyro]

There will be a game where you navigate through a pitch black, rodent infested, medieval castle dungeon...

...via SMELL!

probuly but there is a sound based one its called in the pit and its on steam greenlight

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

50 year old plus female protagonist that isn't player made.

...and who isn't a vampire, I see you pedantic people sneaking around over there...

 

[Studsmack]

There will never be a Firefly/Serenity game.

*sniffle*

New Silent Hill games will never be good.

Also (and this one hurts me): Shenmue will never be finished.

*sob*

Knights of the old republic 3 under the guidance of Obsidian.

*cries* WHY?!

That, and Obsidian being given the chance to release a game when it's ready. Zing!

Alpha Protocol, Knights of the Old Republic 2, Fallout: New Vegas... flawed masterpieces.

 

[Geth Reich]

Call of Duty will release a 20 hour epic that will be universally regarded as a single-player masterpiece and will set the standard for all future gaming stories and in-depth characters.

Or!

Call of Duty will release a game where the main character can stay on his own two feet for more then 5 seconds.


Also: a really well-written WW2 non-RTS game from the Axis point of view, perhaps even a Spec Ops: The Line on the Eastern Front.

 

[The_Lost_King]

America actually helping the world or doing anything heroic.


BLAM!

cough-cough turned both World Wars around cough-cough.

Battlefront 3 :_(. Also a Bethesda or Obsidian game without bugs, and last but not least Clap Trap not making me want to murder him brutally.