One day, EA CEO John Riccitello gets up, puts on a dunce hat and parades through New York in a clown car with the words "I AM SO SORRY" written on a piece of paper affixed to his chest. Afterwards, he holds a press conference to apologize for the fact that his company contributed to anti-consumer policies and the degradation of the gaming industry as a whole, and, as a result, he has elected to give the next game the company produces away for free.
Then, he decides to restart Pandemic, Bullfrog and Westwood Studios, and gives them carte blanche to make whatever games they want. Bioware suddenly learns that there is no corporate shoulder looking over, and decides to retcon the ME3 ending so that it ends happily, along with apologizing for their behaviour over the last few months.
Peter Moore gets a new tattoo on his arm that says "I LUV EA!", and gamers around the world suddenly look to EA as the mecca of responsible and consumer-friendly game publishing for the next few decades, ushering in a "Golden Age" for their company.
Like the topic says, never going to happen.
