Things People Say That Piss You Off

[Tommeh Brownleh]

People who claim to have no religious beliefs, or say that religion is bad. There is a difference between organised religious groups and personal beliefs.

Edit: Spellchecker doesn't think 'organised' is a word.

dear god I hate this. I'm a Christian, but I don't go to church. I don't participate in the organized religion part of Christianity. I don't go out and do arbitrary shit trying to get other people to believe what I believe unless they specifically ask about it. But NO. *highpitchedmockingvoice* Christians are so stupid because they believe in a god. They're also annoying because they force their religion on others. Bleeeeh. */highpitchedmockingvoice* Look, what I believe is my own business. Not yours. I'm not forcing my beliefs on anyone. For another thing, you have no clue if there is a God or not. I don't know if there is a God or not, but I believe there may be. For all we know there could be a three headed pink rabbit with a drinking straw for a top left paw watching over us. Just leave me the hell alone and let me get back to my own business.

Also, when I drop the bomb telling people I don't want to get married or have kids, I get a strange look, a chuckle, and the classic "You'll change your mind as you get older." line. No. I won't. I despise the human race in it's entirety. I hardly even want friends, much less a WIFE and little brats running around pestering me. The only reason I have friends at all is to keep from going insane from lack of human contact. Something tells me by the time I'm about 15-16 I'll be asked by the same people "Why don't you have a girlfriend? Don't you want to get married or have kids?" When that happens, and it probably will, whoever asks that will get a slap in the face. Courtesy of Mr. crowbar.

 

[souper soup guy]

"Oh your going to start driving, then I'll have to stay off the road"
This stupid little phrase is so incredibly stupid it hurts me, especially
because everyone feels like they have to say it, every damn time someone
new starts driving

 

[Soluncreed]

Things that are in some way ignorant. It pisses me off to no end.

I also get pissed when people force their opinions down my throat and blame others for their own mistakes.

Though I know that these are pretty common.

 

[iLazy]

Alot and a lot. I hate it when I see alot, especially when I'm correcting someone's work. "Um, a lot is spelled right, why did you underline it?" Because a lot is two separate words. "What? Since when?" Since the English language was formed. Go away, I hate you.

What annoys me to no end is when people (girls are the biggest offenders) use like, totally, so and oh my god, every third word. It angers me.

Now that I think of it, people using the Bible or God to back up their arguments. I hear what your saying, now try to convince me without using the Bible, God or any other religious thing for your argument. That's what I thought.

 

[TheTim]

Couples who say "We're pregnant!"

Really? Both of you?...Unless you're a lesbian couple who are both pregnant at the same time don't claim...YOU'RE BOTH PREGNANT!

What is wrong with saying "We're having a baby!" then I can say "Yes you are."

We're pregnant...-.- Makes me rage thinking about it

Hahahahahahahahahahaha this exactly

its the same thing with the chicks saying the kid is "34" weeks old that annoys the hell out of me.