Things People Say That Piss You Off

Gazzoid

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There are loads of things... One that springs to mind is when people say (or have said) 'I'll text/ring you' and they never bloody do.
 

Fbuh

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"I'm depressed and suicidal."

As if it's a fucking medal. I could give two shits of someone is depressed and suicidal. I'm tired of hearing these people whine about how no one loves them.
 

mkjm

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Para199x said:
mkjm said:
I can't believe that no one has said "noone" in this thread. It's the same as "alot" but I find "noone" to be worse for some reason.

"noone is gonna notice."

What? Noon? What is going on at noon?

"no man noone."

Someone get me a stick and a book on basic spelling and grammar.
I don't understand that annoyance, compounding words is how a lot of words are made, just because they aren't currently in a dictionary doesn't mean they never will be, this is how languages evolve.
By dumbing down the language we evolve it? I can see English becoming Newspeak eventually with that thought in mind.

I can understand words becoming common enough ("unfriend" or "sexting" for example through networking and technology) to be added to a vocabulary but come on, forgetting that space in between 'no one' and 'a lot' (fixed for you by the way) is just, I don't know, looks incorrect, and is incorrect from what I understand of the English language. It's just doubleplus ungood.
 

Para199x

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mkjm said:
Para199x said:
mkjm said:
I can't believe that no one has said "noone" in this thread. It's the same as "alot" but I find "noone" to be worse for some reason.

"noone is gonna notice."

What? Noon? What is going on at noon?

"no man noone."

Someone get me a stick and a book on basic spelling and grammar.
I don't understand that annoyance, compounding words is how a lot of words are made, just because they aren't currently in a dictionary doesn't mean they never will be, this is how languages evolve.
By dumbing down the language we evolve it? I can see English becoming Newspeak eventually with that thought in mind.

I can understand words becoming common enough ("unfriend" or "sexting" for example through networking and technology) to be added to a vocabulary but come on, forgetting that space in between 'no one' and 'a lot' (fixed for you by the way) is just, I don't know, looks incorrect, and is incorrect from what I understand of the English language. It's just doubleplus ungood.
Compounding words is a huge part of evolution of language, and I "alot" like that on purpose. Compounding words isn't dumbing down at all
 

GiglameshSoulEater

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shurryy said:
"Peaknees".
Heard enough of it the last month.
What is the name of Satan is 'Peaknees'?

OT: How Americans pronouce aluminium as 'aloominum'. Seriously, I know Americans speak wrongly differently but that pronouciation just sounds utterly retarded.
 

Frozenfish

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Flames66 said:
Frozenfish said:
CaptainTrilby said:
When people call people from England British instead of English. I hate that.


People from England are British, in the same way people from New York are American.
True, but England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales are all distinct places with their own customs, sayings and idiosyncrasies. People from England often don't like being put in the same box as people from Scotland and so on. It's the same reason It is incorrect to assume that all Americans are rednecks, or that all Russians like large machinery.
I think its very different, as much as it puts you in the same box as people from other nations (I myself am half English half Scottish and so have no problem with it) it is still correct in definition. As much as I agree with your point if people really do see it that way I don't think thats how the others saw the arguement, that it was just incorrect, which is clearly just wrong.
 

Byere

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Devornine said:
I didn't mean to sound like I was talking down to you. But I have worked customer service all my working life lol. I am a hairstylist right now which is all about customer service. And having been doing hair for 5 years, and 10+ years in other customer service jobs I know how annoying jokes can get. I hear them ALL the time! But as long as you have a smile on your face you can get by! ^_^
That's fine, sorry I bitched out at you. I have trouble smiling at the people I have to serve. This is going to sound conceited, arrogant and stuck-up, but half of them are so frigging moronic that it makes ME look like a genius (which believe me is nowhere near the truth). I'm not just talking about the jokes either. When I first started this job, and since then, I've had to deal with a guy who pisses and moans about how I do things, then brings up totally irrelevant reasons. For example, the first time I served him I started packing his bag. Half way through I went to grab him another bag (as our carriers are quite thin and break easily) and then he just starts cramming it all into the first bag and insists that it's a case of science!

It's not science, it's MATHAMATICS! Area, dimension, weight...

And that's just the time I can think of but he does it every time he comes in.

*breathes deeply*

But anyway, on an update, I've been given a job managing a different store altogether. While it's a smaller shop and I'll be there on my own, the product is classed as a luxury item (fireplaces and surrounds), so we deal in a lot of money per transaction, thus a different class of customer altogether. No more morons, no more being talked down to (well, not so much anyway), no more having to put up with aggrivating management as that'll be my position. Running the shop while the owner and his co-worker go to do the fittings.
As a bonus, I'll be getting a pay rise AND commission on everything I sell. So yea, good times! :D
 

stefanbertramlee

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That we should love and cherish people with Asbergers, while Socipaths should be shoot or bansihed to a deserted island or imprisoned, or be imprisoned in the place they've be banished to.
 

PeacanPie

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Does writing count?
People who confuse:
Of & Off
Their, There and They're
Effect & Affect
Your & You're
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Then proceed to insult you for writing correctly. That's the best part.
Assholes.
 

dlsevern

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When people claim that Stephen King has no literary merit. Most of his works are of the highest art, produce a surplus of emotions, delve into deepest parts of the human spirit, and are well written.
 
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I haven't realized it, but I hate, hate...hate when I ask someone how they are doing and they say: "I'm blessed." I always want to punch them right in the face. I don't know why, but it just aggravates me so much.
 

shadow741

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AbstractStream said:
Lagao said:
People who use internet terms in real life.
and online?
Memes. I hate them.
This! Exactly!

When I hear a friend of mine say "you jelly?" I just feel like slapping the crap out of him!
ARGH!!
My aunt picked this up from my cousins when I went on vacation to visit them. I have never before in my life be tempted to strike a woman.
 

r0kle0nZ

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"Hey! Guess what I just bought. . ."

It really does annoy me. I think it's rude of someone to flaunt what they just got with money in front of someone who's physically unable to. Especially when they go tell you. Every. Single. Time.

Ugh.

Also, "That's just your opinion."

No, that's my reasoning. I have reasoning behind everyone of my opinions, unlike most people.
 

Dolos

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when people tell me "wait til you get to the 'real world' while im in school"
to which my reply is "so what kind of magical false world am i in?"
 
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"Trombone sucks"
I will stab you with the slide if you say that again. Only one person has ever said it, but it instills a primordial hate towards the idiot who uttered that poison. Yes, I'm biased at which instrument is better, or rather who's better at them, but to go ahead and call a whole instrument "stupid" is just asshole-ish.
 

Wushu Panda

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Anything that might imply the Twilight series is an acceptable form of anything.

Everything that is used as a basis for what makes a good book, Twilight rapes and defiles. Everything from character creation, to atmosphere, plot, etc. It was even poorly proof read and has numerous errors. Which includes a character eating pancakes one minute, talking, then described as back to eating cereal. The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans being in the incorrect geographic location. Not to mention worst interpretation of vampires/werewolves ever (Dracula 2000 is a close 2nd). Anyone notice how only Native Americans are werewolves, racist B****.

I won't start on the movies, same kind of manure, different bag.