Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[Blow_Pop]

wanking

Cool when it's to give the world's hottest woman a facial.

No facial is cool.
Ever.

and i have to disagree because i quite enjoy getting them....

 

[Nomad]

Playing as a Chaotic-Neutral as a level 12 Paladin-based Dwarf. Seriously.

Chaotic Neutral is always cool. But yeah, the paladin dwarf sort of negates it.

playing any MMORPG

Not true.. what if a girl was blowing you while doing it? Would you not look awesome?

No. Most people actually look rather stupid while getting pleasured sexually. Also, a person in that situation that still doesn't leave his computer for 5 minutes is uncool and nerdy by default.

 

[Matronadena]

Doing a paper round at the age of 30, I saw that once, had to let out a small laugh, still I felt sorry for the guy

actually depending on the route(s) size and city.. that can pay a few thousand dollars a month..

so in turn, spending only 2, 3 hours a day potentially doubling your income as a side job is is pretty bad ass.. beside seeing them out when its -10f, and 5 feet of snow, and they dont get days off.. even when the post office is allowed to " stop till weather is better" thats pretty hardcore...

and it's pretty cool that they can claim a ass load of things like gas used as buisness expenses on I-9 forms and get bigger returns, as contractors.

atleast thats in the U.S....I never knew anyone who did it when I lived in the UK still

 

[ae86gamer]

pleasuring urself to a rick assley music video.

 

[Zildjin81]

pleasuring urself to a rick assley music video.

Yep, that one is impossible.

 

[Cortheya]

Poasting on a forum...I was posting here last night in the middle of a boring party...people were staring at me..i looked like a total loser

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Eat a mango. seriously, try to eat a mando with no cutlery. SLUUUURP DRIBBLE OMNOMSLURP!

also, wearing designer socks with sandals

how bout we broaden that and say wearing any socks with sandals

Lets broaden it to sandals in general, I can't take anyone seriously if they are wearing sandals.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Er, driving. Simple really, speeding makes you look like a racer boy (and everyone hates them), turning your music up loud makes you look like a douchebag and pulling off stupid stunts will not invite people to ride in your vehicle. Alternatively, driving slowly will ensure you get made fun of, no music is boring and driving carefully, well no one will even notice you(apart from the racerboys... and you see where this is leading?).

Driving. Impossible to look cool while doing it.

 

[rated pg]

Nothing is impossible to do while looking cool, if you're cool enough to pull it off.

Not even nothing is impossible; It's really easy to look cool while doing nothing.

What if you were getting a award for somthing, and pissed you pants.... im pretty sure no one could pull that shit off

If it was an award for uncontrollable pissing that'd be cool.

 

[Silver]

cleaning dog poop of your shoe

Anything that involves copious amounts of fire is cool.

 

[imperialwar]

Spending quality time with the family, the whole family:
Grandma, Grandpa, Mum, Dad, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, Cousins, ETC. It is impossible to look cool drudging around with the family.

 

[Vortigar]

Er, driving. Simple really, speeding makes you look like a racer boy (and everyone hates them), turning your music up loud makes you look like a douchebag and pulling off stupid stunts will not invite people to ride in your vehicle. Alternatively, driving slowly will ensure you get made fun of, no music is boring and driving carefully, well no one will even notice you(apart from the racerboys... and you see where this is leading?).

Driving. Impossible to look cool while doing it.

I think you're onto something there.

 

[-IT-]

Failing to hold your laugh, while reading this thread on your work

 

[Hey Joe]

Having sex with a fat chick

 

[yonkers]

how about, saying your cool?

 

[Blow_Pop]

wanking

Cool when it's to give the world's hottest woman a facial.

No facial is cool.
Ever.

and i have to disagree because i quite enjoy getting them....

Dude, careful. You can't let people know you're a chick.

as if that wasn't obvious by my user name?

 

[Blow_Pop]

Er, driving. Simple really, speeding makes you look like a racer boy (and everyone hates them), turning your music up loud makes you look like a douchebag and pulling off stupid stunts will not invite people to ride in your vehicle. Alternatively, driving slowly will ensure you get made fun of, no music is boring and driving carefully, well no one will even notice you(apart from the racerboys... and you see where this is leading?).

Driving. Impossible to look cool while doing it.

I think you're onto something there.

and dancing to said music in your car makes you look even more uncool....oh yeah i'm that kind of uncool and i speed haha

 

[Hachura]

Crying like a baby, so snot goes all over your mouth and chin. NEVER cool.
I swear that once, when I was at school, the boy sitting next to me was taking a wank. I was so grossed out.

-_-

That's a little more information than I needed to know.

Sneezing (especially involving a lot of snot), eating chips (or fries to you Yanks), for some reason, I think munching on fries makes people look like hobos.