Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[traceur_]

carrying a bucket, I've found that you can not look cool while carrying a bucket. Also you can look cool while wanking, I look awesome XD.

 

[RusticMonkey]

Sucking your thumb while listening to that David Bowie track you secretly love.

 

[itsmeyouidiot]

Brushing your teeth. No matter how hard you try, you'll still appear to be foaming at the mouth.

 

[Zersy]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

Yep yep, those and eating baby-back ribs. Cannot be done!

Unless it's baby lamb

 

[Zersy]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

 

[Dys]

Dancing like Peter Garrett.

 

[traceur_]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

 

[Trumpkin]

Brushing your teeth. No one looks good brushing their teeth.

 

[Zersy]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

no one can look cool whilst flossing

 

[the_tramp]

If you're cool enough, you could not only pull it off, but make it a new trend.

Billy Madison? Ah, that was a funny scene.

throwing up

I disagree, whilst doing a vodka shot about 3 years ago I coughed and some half-digested hobnob went back into the glass. I proceeded to re-drink the shot which caused me to throw up and resultantly spew over the air freshener. My friends found it hilarious and to this day they still bring it up as a great incident (we don't really say the word 'cool').

 

[Ushario]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

Not if she doesn't want it in the bum! haha!

 

[scape]

buying a McDonalds, I feel like such a twat.


IT'S NOT EVEN REAL MEAT DAMN IT.

 

[Stakhanov]

carrying a bucket, I've found that you can not look cool while carrying a bucket.

PROOF: The bucket is the vessel you have just used to save a baby from a burning building by lowering said baby in said bucket from the 7th floor, hanging by your ankles off a drainpipe as the building (possibly a fireworks factory) releases torrents of flame. Once the baby has been safely removed from the bucket you release the pipe, freefall, turn a neat slow-mo backflip and land on the ground unhurt, sending a shockwave rippling through the concrete. You stand, your badass longcoat flaps dramatically, turn and saunter away as the building collapses behind you and the onlookers gawp in wonder.

It still doesn't work! The presence of the bucket ruins it.

 

[Radu889]

Singing in rock band?

 

[MissShortosity]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

That's so not how it works. Consent must be given. If you want it but say no, its still rape.

 

[MissShortosity]

Dancing like Peter Garrett.

I do believe that is the most impossible thing to look cool doing.
Quick, do the Peter Garrett!

 

[traceur_]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

True, but it's still totally awesome

 

[Zersy]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

Not if she doesn't want it in the bum! haha!

Well she shouldn't have been giving me head
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actually HELL YA see should be giving me head !

 

[Zersy]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

That's so not how it works. Consent must be given. If you want it but say no, its still rape.

So she wants it and i want it

but if i give it to her it's rape ?

but if see gives it to me it's not ?

WTF ?