Things That Become Creepy When You Think About Them

[Gabanuka]

Also, the Joo Dee zombies from the Last Airbender.

Katsabas, the Earth King has invited you to Lake Loagai.


OT: Life. Just mull that shit over for awhile.

 

[jake557]

This may or may not count as "creepy" per-say, but Goten's conception in Dragon Ball Z.

Wasn't Goku dead at the time? Does that mean that Chi-Chi was seeing someone else?

Granted, it's not like Goku is the greatest father, what with letting Piccolo more or less raise Gohan for him, but it does make you think about where exactly Goten came from.

Goten was presumably conceived during the 9 days between Goku exiting the hyperbolic time chamber and his death in the Cell games.

Goku really is a horrible dad.
He totally had the option to come back with the dragonballs and help raise Gohan & Goten. Instead he spends 7 years hanging out in otherworld while Chi Chi does all the work. When he does come back for his one day on Earth, it's not to spend time with his family or meet his son for the first time, it's to fight in a tournament for his own entertainment.
During the fight with Buu he chooses to save Mr. Satan over his own sons. He also never expresses any kind of emotion over Chi Chi's death (even after Dende is thought to have been killed, preventing anyone from being revived). Then after Buu is defeated Goku has another shot at life, which he uses to abandon his family yet again to go train with Uub.

In terms of creepiness (while sticking with dragonball Z) I'd say Bulma and Vegeta's relationship is pretty messed up. I mean, an alien comes to your planet, orders the murder of your current boyfriend, attempts to kill your childhood friend, and tries to commit genocide on your species. At what point do you decide to overlook all that to pursue a relationship?

 

[TheOrb]

If you have a mid-November birthday that means you were conceived 9 months ago, in mid-February. In fact probably around about February 14th.

Spoiler

How is that creepy? I mean, I don't like the idea that I'm a byproduct of a arbitrary consumeristic day, but it's hardly creepy.

 

[TheOrb]

The story of Adam and Eve, if you think about it really hard we'd all be inbred, making the taboo of incest irrelevant

What makes it creepier is that (if I remember right), Adam and Eve only had two kids, Cain and Able. Cain killed Able, so according to the Bible, we're all the spawn of a quite literal mother fucking murderer.

The Magic School Bus as a whole. Episode after episode that demented Miss Frizzle is putting those kids lives in danger! Getting baked into a pie (or was it a cake?), the ginger removing his helmet IN SPACE (probably got suicidal after suffering day after day of Miss Frizzle's child endangering ways), and then this!:

OH GOD, OH GOD NO! I CAN'T STOP LOOKING! WHY?! I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT!!!!

I'm tring to think of some of my own things to add... but I CAN'T BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.

Can't get that moment out of your head, can you?

Wouldn't it be a shame if something worse replaced it?

You sick, evil b*stard...
*Applause*
Absolutely brilliant!

 

[Kargathia]

The story of Adam and Eve, if you think about it really hard we'd all be inbred, making the taboo of incest irrelevant

What makes it creepier is that (if I remember right), Adam and Eve only had two kids, Cain and Able. Cain killed Able, so according to the Bible, we're all the spawn of a quite literal mother fucking murderer.

I'm quite sure you don't have to track your family tree that far back in order to find both murder, and incest. Multiplicative reproduction is a lovely thing.

Personally I'll go with all the possessive declarations of love in songs. It really is creepy.

 

[madkill]

The fact that Ghosts not only exist and are accepted in Pokemon Lore but that it's been documented and proven that humans can become ghosts under specific conditions. Living in a world where Pokemon can influence, manipulate and even eat your dreams is bad enough but as Pokemon's universe expands it seems to get darker and, darker...Also I'm having trouble finding my source link...dammit.

Every newer legendary pokémon seems to story-top the previous one too, like the latest one can control time and space which is just creepy, are the humans actually being used by pokémon instead? ._.

 

[ccggenius12]

Then again, a lot of old fairly tales were really messed up (see: Rumplestiltskin's fate in the original story *shudders*)

I just hit up wikipedia, and he originally just runs away forever. What's so bad about that? I assume you mean the one where he rips himself in half, but that's a change to the story that happened 45 years later.

Milk has a maximum allowable pus content. Just let that bit sink in. Also, peanut butter has a maximum allowable ratio of insect parts per jar.

 

[Arfonious]

How do pokemon reproduce?

Oh wait, they're animals so.......rule34 material.

By a funny coincidence the day-care center in Pokémon Gold/Silver is located on route 34

 

[SweetShark]

Rapunzel from Tangled had no toilet in her tower. [sub]Or any plumbing whatsoever, for that matter.[/sub]

Yeah,... think about that.

Do you suggest she used her own faeces to her hair and this is the reason why her hair is so long?
I would buy a sack with her sh*t if this wasn't a beautiful fairy tale.

Spoiler

TheHorror.gif posted in 1,2....

 

[cojo965]

the whole twilight saga. especially jacobs "binding"....


yeah, thats a cheap one.

Rapunzel from Tangled had no toilet in her tower. [sub]Or any plumbing whatsoever, for that matter.[/sub]

Yeah,... think about that.

in the tudor times people had pots they used for their daily "bussiness".
some even leaned their butts out of the windows and shat on the streets below.


but she has hair she can, in emergency use as toilet paper.

but she doesnt have shampoo and cant cut her hair.

think about it.

OH!!! DUDE!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD??!!

 

[Hero in a half shell]

If you have a mid-November birthday that means you were conceived 9 months ago, in mid-February. In fact probably around about February 14th.

Spoiler

How is that creepy? I mean, I don't like the idea that I'm a byproduct of a arbitrary consumeristic day, but it's hardly creepy.

You were conceived from some kinky, lusty hot and sticky Valentines day 'special sex' your parents had to celebrate how attractive they still find each other.

I find that super creepy, but then my Birthday is November 10th...

 

[TheOrb]

If you have a mid-November birthday that means you were conceived 9 months ago, in mid-February. In fact probably around about February 14th.

Spoiler

How is that creepy? I mean, I don't like the idea that I'm a byproduct of a arbitrary consumeristic day, but it's hardly creepy.

You were conceived from some kinky, lusty hot and sticky Valentines day 'special sex' your parents had to celebrate how attractive they still find each other.

I find that super creepy, but then my Birthday is November 10th...

So what if they had sex? They were in love, and they made a commitment to have a child, otherwise there would've been contraception or you would've been aborted. Kinky or not, it was THEIR love-making session. I'm pretty sure your parents were attractive at that time; hell, they might still be attractive now.

I was born at 7:32 (or thereabouts)on November 14th 1994, I think it was after something like 28 hours of labour. Can't remember if I was premature or not, but even if I was; I find nothing wrong in the possiblity of my parents having sex on or roundabout Fabuary the 14th. In fact, I had this thought about 3 years ago, and I wasn't bothered then.

But then again, I am emotionally distant.

 

[Vigormortis]

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http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp
Dunno about the second, but I think someone dying and people eating his entrails is good enough without any additional meaning.
Yep.
Yep.

Unrelated, but still kind of cool, my captcha was dinosaur spaceship

I've actually heard that interpretation before, but it honestly seems as tenuous as the Black Plague one.

Still, either way, it remains a creepy nursery rhyme.

 

[Strazdas]

humanity existence. the more you think of how we managed to survive the sicker it becomes.

...Okay, I'll bite. How is it disturbing?

The reason we survived is because we're so fucking good at killing everything else...Not seeing the fridge horror here...

we come in guns blazing and destroy everything in our path, forcing our belifs onto the world and when there is nowhere else to stampede we slaughter eachother for "Breathing space" (and yes thats a hitler reference). Our existence is to destroy existence of others.

Just because we're better at it than other species doesn't make us 'creepy'. I don't really understand how that's considered creepy.

I guess if you think about organic oils are bit creepy. Ancient dead animals (and plants) as fuel.

i think we have a completely different definitions of creepy.

Care to elaborate? I can understand how you see it as a bad thing, but creepy?

dont you think its creepy that you exist solely because your ancestors murdered out any competition?

So what if they had sex? They were in love, and they made a commitment to have a child, otherwise there would've been contraception or you would've been aborted. Kinky or not, it was THEIR love-making session. I'm pretty sure your parents were attractive at that time; hell, they might still be attractive now.

what if your mother was raped on valentines day because someone "had the urge" and abortion is kinda non-existent where i live?

 

[Darthbawls77]

Eating snow... Lot's of people do it but... Well...

Snow is formed from evaporated water...
Water comes from the sea...
Drains flush into the sea...
Drains flush out shit, piss and vomit as well as period blood, evidence and wank tissues....

If you have ever eaten snow or got it on your tongue, face, whatever you have been covered in what is essentially semen, blood, piss and hastily destroyed child pornography...

Just think about that for a minute...

Its been filtered out by nature so if any on that stuff remained it would be so micro it would as dirty as just breathing air. But I see where you were going with this.

 

[K84]

Pokecentre's.

I always saw the balls beeing put in to that Centre Healing thingy, like a tray of cupcakes beeing heated.
Then i'd go like: "wait there's Pokemon in them". *the mental images*

No thank you nurse Candycane, i'll heal them myself....

Really? That's it? Not the fact that Nurse Joy says "We hope to see you again soon!" right after handing back your freshly-healed-from-being-beaten-to-a-pulp Pokemon?

OT: There's a bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. The creepier part? There's only one bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. And it's in the Captain's Quarters.

Well, we don't know how the aliens poop, and aside from Jacob and Kaidan, everybody is welcome to drop their pants in "Casa Di FemShep".

But on topic again, Nurse PinkyPie never bothered me, because i kept that place in business by letting my Pokemon get beat up.
And i could use their pc, this was before Wifi, so well worth it.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

dont you think its creepy that you exist solely because your ancestors murdered out any competition?

I guess I don't really, it's not like it's something unique to our species, it's just what happens in nature.

 

[theultimateend]

dont you think its creepy that you exist solely because your ancestors murdered out any competition?

I guess I don't really, it's not like it's something unique to our species, it's just what happens in nature.

Natural.

Right.

Like arming bears?

I KNOW ABOUT YOUR AGENDA!

 

[Sharp Blue]

OT: Gingerbread men. Who came up with this idea? Hmmm, let's make some cookies. Okay, now let's make them shaped like FUCKING PEOPLE. And pretty much everyone seems okay with this. Gahhhh.

I started laughing uncontrollably after reading this, If I go far enough back in time I would probably find one of my ancestors making cookies shaped like their enemies and then: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...



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The idea of uploading my brain to a computer network seems awesome, the theory is something like building a network set up to work like a brain with capacitors for neurons and busses for dendrites or something like that and then moving your brain onto its new habitat. It then sort of keeps together and becomes you?re consciousness as a "Program". This scares the shit out of me because when you move your brain onto the network you are in fact copying it. In the Otherland books by Tad Williams the Grail project tries this, but they kill their bodies, so that their consciousness passes to the network but no matter how I look at it I still see only suicide. Even if I don't kill my body it won't be my consciousness being uploaded, it is just a copy and I get left behind. Or am I misunderstanding?
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Also Skyrim, I cleared a dungeon full of bandits, only one of them was female, and she was just an archer, one of the weakest bandits. She lived in a dungeon with a bunch of men who rob (and sometimes murder people.) for a living. This hit me just after I exited the dungeon, I had to take a break from skyrim after that.

Rapunzel from Tangled had no toilet in her tower. [sub]Or any plumbing whatsoever, for that matter.[/sub]

Yeah,... think about that.

Aerial dumping. Sounds gross, but imagine the freedom of shitting out a tower.

Also, in the Disneyverse, women don't excrete... full stop. In fact, I think any natural bodily functions other then breathing and the very rare instance of feeding, seem to be absent from Disney women.

Yeah, but with other characters you could at least figure they have a bathroom somewhere in there house. You see practically every inch of Rapunzel's tower and there's not a toilet in sight, or even a bathtub. Maybe she does dump it out the window. Maybe that's what makes all those plants grow.

And how the heck is the grass outside her tower so short? Does Mother Gothel mow that entire field like every month or so? There I go overthinking things again.

Also, how the hell is Rapunzel able to swim?

Magic?

On a side note, in the "era" most disney films (with princesses) are set in, chamber pots were the most common instrument used in the act of defecating. So she probably wouldn't dump it out the window directly, instead she would be flinging the contents of a chamber pot out the window. God forbid if the hero was arriving at that moment...

AND IMAGINE THE SMELL AT THE FOOT OF HER TOWER D:

Though I think that this would have been too real for audiences to handle.

Disney? Ariel. Water. Poop.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Then again, a lot of old fairly tales were really messed up (see: Rumplestiltskin's fate in the original story *shudders*)

I just hit up wikipedia, and he originally just runs away forever. What's so bad about that? I assume you mean the one where he rips himself in half, but that's a change to the story that happened 45 years later.

Milk has a maximum allowable pus content. Just let that bit sink in. Also, peanut butter has a maximum allowable ratio of insect parts per jar.

Yeah, the one where he rips himself in half (from the crotch up, might I add) is what I was talking about. I grew up with a really old book of fairy tales, and because of it's age, I had assumed that the getting ripped in half thing was the original ending. My bad.
Either way, it's screwy. It's like that one Fatality for Kung Lao in the new Mortal Kombat, but instead of a sharpened, spinning blade, it's a freaking blunt piece of wood.

And milk has a maximum allowable content of...
It has...
*puts down glass of milk*
*goes into fetal position and cries*