Things That Become Creepy When You Think About Them

[shrekfan246]

OT: There's a bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. The creepier part? There's only one bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. And it's in the Captain's Quarters.

Actually, there's two sets of bathrooms on the Crew's Quarters in addition to the bathroom in the Captain's Quarters. On the SR1 however, there were no visible bathrooms whatsoever.

Yeah, I got corrected. I just was too lazy to edit my original post. Though how about that, the original Normandy didn't have any bathrooms. Actually, come to think of it, where were the crew quarters too? There's the command deck with the Galaxy Map and Comm Room, the Crew Deck with the Infirmary, Escape Pods, and Captain's Quarters, and then Engineering, but we never even see any entrances to any other locations and it's impossible that the elevator would go up, because that would just lead back to the Command Deck which doesn't have an elevator hatch. Unless there's something below Engineering and the Mako Bay that we never see, which would quite frankly be horrifying ship design in my opinion.

 

[soren7550]

OT: There's a bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. The creepier part? There's only one bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. And it's in the Captain's Quarters.

Actually, there's two sets of bathrooms on the Crew's Quarters in addition to the bathroom in the Captain's Quarters. On the SR1 however, there were no visible bathrooms whatsoever.

Yeah, I got corrected. I just was too lazy to edit my original post. Though how about that, the original Normandy didn't have any bathrooms. Actually, come to think of it, where were the crew quarters too? There's the command deck with the Galaxy Map and Comm Room, the Crew Deck with the Infirmary, Escape Pods, and Captain's Quarters, and then Engineering, but we never even see any entrances to any other locations and it's impossible that the elevator would go up, because that would just lead back to the Command Deck which doesn't have an elevator hatch. Unless there's something below Engineering and the Mako Bay that we never see, which would quite frankly be horrifying ship design in my opinion.

Yeah, I didn't see that it was pointed out a few times until after I posted.

As for the SR1 and where people sleep, other than Shep's room, near there is a few sleeper pods. Not enough for the whole crew I don't think, so either people share or a bunch of people are sleeping on the floor/the seats they work in.

 

[shrekfan246]

OT: There's a bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. The creepier part? There's only one bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. And it's in the Captain's Quarters.

Actually, there's two sets of bathrooms on the Crew's Quarters in addition to the bathroom in the Captain's Quarters. On the SR1 however, there were no visible bathrooms whatsoever.

Yeah, I got corrected. I just was too lazy to edit my original post. Though how about that, the original Normandy didn't have any bathrooms. Actually, come to think of it, where were the crew quarters too? There's the command deck with the Galaxy Map and Comm Room, the Crew Deck with the Infirmary, Escape Pods, and Captain's Quarters, and then Engineering, but we never even see any entrances to any other locations and it's impossible that the elevator would go up, because that would just lead back to the Command Deck which doesn't have an elevator hatch. Unless there's something below Engineering and the Mako Bay that we never see, which would quite frankly be horrifying ship design in my opinion.

Yeah, I didn't see that it was pointed out a few times until after I posted.

As for the SR1 and where people sleep, other than Shep's room, near there is a few sleeper pods. Not enough for the whole crew I don't think, so either people share or a bunch of people are sleeping on the floor/the seats they work in.

Aren't those the escape pods, though? At least, that's what I got from the opening of ME2. I mean, I guess technically they probably function as cryosleep pods too, but still... I dunno, I think that qualifies as something that gets creepier the more you think about it. What if a pod launched while someone was asleep in it for the night?

 

[soren7550]

Aren't those the escape pods, though? At least, that's what I got from the opening of ME2. I mean, I guess technically they probably function as cryosleep pods too, but still... I dunno, I think that qualifies as something that gets creepier the more you think about it. What if a pod launched while someone was asleep in it for the night?

Nah, the escape pods and sleeper pods are on two separate decks. At least that what it looked like anyway in the opening of ME2. You (Shepard) are at the sleeper pods readying the distress signal while the Virmire Survivor/Liara runs off to help the crew into the escape pods that are on a much less fire consumed deck than the one you're on.

Then again, the Mass Effect wiki says it's on the same deck, so what do I know?[footnote]then again, I've clashed several times with one of the admins of the site frequently and have been right for the most part, so this could also be one of those times where I'm right.[/footnote]

 

[shrekfan246]

Aren't those the escape pods, though? At least, that's what I got from the opening of ME2. I mean, I guess technically they probably function as cryosleep pods too, but still... I dunno, I think that qualifies as something that gets creepier the more you think about it. What if a pod launched while someone was asleep in it for the night?

Nah, the escape pods and sleeper pods are on two separate decks. At least that what it looked like anyway in the opening of ME2. You (Shepard) are at the sleeper pods readying the distress signal while the Virmire Survivor/Liara runs off to help the crew into the escape pods that are on a much less fire consumed deck than the one you're on.

Then again, the Mass Effect wiki says it's on the same deck, so what do I know?[footnote]then again, I've clashed several times with one of the admins of the site frequently and have been right for the most part, so this could also be one of those times where I'm right.[/footnote]

Eh, all right, I guess I was just getting confused because we never saw escape pods anywhere outside of that cut-scene.

Maybe the Normandy has some weird space-compression abilities or something.

 

[talker]

The milk in my morning cereal. Originating in some dirty farm, coming out of the reproductive bits of a cow.

If its coming out of the reproductive bits then it might be a bull. Does your milk taste salty? If so.....its probably not milk........yeahhhhhh.

how do you know how liquid originating from a bull's reproductive organs tastes?

who are you, you disgusting person?

 

[katsabas]

The fact that none of the Powerpuff Girls Trio has a nose.

Also, the Joo Dee zombies from the Last Airbender.

 

[meepop]

Delibird and Spoink. Delibird keeps food in its bag for its young. By capturing it you are effectively killing its babies. And Spoink's heart basically beats whenever it bounces. If you paralyze it, put it to sleep, etc. It will DIE.

 

[Terminate421]

How do pokemon reproduce?

Oh wait, they're animals so.......rule34 material.

 

[Terminate421]

There are no bathrooms in any open world RPG's....


Speaking of open world RPG's, there are no children in the world, while you don't notice it much its when you do notice it that it gets creepy.

You know those pots in Skyrim? The ones that are often in a corner? Yeah, those are empty toilets.

Also, children are all Assholes.

 

[Surpheal]

Because there have been quite a few, another post about the Lion King.

By pretty much lion law, when Mufasa dies/ gets killed, and Simba runs away, Scar takes power at Pride rock. And when a new alpha male is chosen, they like to start their reign by starting a new generation of cubs with their genetics. However if a lioness already have a cub, they will not want another. So to fix that, they will kill ANY lion cub from the previous alpha male.

So when Scar took to the lion-throne, he would have killed every last cub that had been born when Mufasa was king.

 

[Strazdas]

humanity existence. the more you think of how we managed to survive the sicker it becomes.

...Okay, I'll bite. How is it disturbing?

The reason we survived is because we're so fucking good at killing everything else...Not seeing the fridge horror here...

we come in guns blazing and destroy everything in our path, forcing our belifs onto the world and when there is nowhere else to stampede we slaughter eachother for "Breathing space" (and yes thats a hitler reference). Our existence is to destroy existence of others.

Just because we're better at it than other species doesn't make us 'creepy'. I don't really understand how that's considered creepy.

I guess if you think about organic oils are bit creepy. Ancient dead animals (and plants) as fuel.

i think we have a completely different definitions of creepy.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

WARNING: The following video may prevent you from sleeping tonight. Or ever again.

No questions. Just skip to about 3:24. Or watch the whole thing, it's pretty interesting stuff. My warning still stands, though.

Sweet mother of fuck.... I didn't actually believe you when you said I might not be able to sleep but I absolutely loath HATE spiders.

You can rest easy then, because that whole "you swallow spiders in your sleep" thing has always been an urban myth.
Here's an article about it. [http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm]
I think its inclusion in that video was just a joke.

So no need for any restless nights.

...
Besides, that's nowhere near as disturbing as the scientific fact that the average human body contains 2-5 pounds of living, squirming parasitic organisms[sup][1][/sup] [http://zap.intergate.ca/parasite.html][sup][2][/sup] [http://www.hhmi.org/bulletin/winter2005/bacteria/bacteria2.html].

Also, the FDA is actually very lenient on bugs getting ground into our food on the factory floor, resulting in the average person unknowingly consuming about 1 pound of mashed insect a year[sup][3][/sup] [http://health.yahoo.net/experts/eatthis/grossest-bugs-you-dont-know-youre-eating]

Hope this helps!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Not quite what you meant by this thread I should think, but:
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A young girl is lying in bed, slowly nodding off to sleep. She hears her mother's voice calling from the kitchen, and begins to make her way down. Suddenly, something reaches out from the closet and drags her in, cupping a hand over her mouth to stifle any cries. In her ear a voice whispers,
"Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too"
It is her mother.


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Let it sink in. It grows creepier the more you mull over it.

Doppelgangers are creepy. Thats as far as I got. Could you maybe add something that would make it creepier?

That's all I got out of it as well, not sure if I'm missing something or that's all there is to it.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Sunburn.

Think about it for a second. You're quite literally a piece of meat getting cooked.

 

[The Funslinger]

Sunburn.

Think about it for a second. You're quite literally a piece of meat getting cooked.

What's even creepier is when you peel really badly and it sounds like tearing off a piece of cling-film. :I

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

This may or may not count as "creepy" per-say, but Goten's conception in Dragon Ball Z.

Wasn't Goku dead at the time? Does that mean that Chi-Chi was seeing someone else?

Granted, it's not like Goku is the greatest father, what with letting Piccolo more or less raise Gohan for him, but it does make you think about where exactly Goten came from.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

humanity existence. the more you think of how we managed to survive the sicker it becomes.

...Okay, I'll bite. How is it disturbing?

The reason we survived is because we're so fucking good at killing everything else...Not seeing the fridge horror here...

we come in guns blazing and destroy everything in our path, forcing our belifs onto the world and when there is nowhere else to stampede we slaughter eachother for "Breathing space" (and yes thats a hitler reference). Our existence is to destroy existence of others.

Just because we're better at it than other species doesn't make us 'creepy'. I don't really understand how that's considered creepy.

I guess if you think about organic oils are bit creepy. Ancient dead animals (and plants) as fuel.

i think we have a completely different definitions of creepy.

Care to elaborate? I can understand how you see it as a bad thing, but creepy?

 

[chaser5000]

Naruto, a story about 12 year old kids being trained to kill and sent off on mercenary missions.

 

[cojo965]

Because there have been quite a few, another post about the Lion King.

By pretty much lion law, when Mufasa dies/ gets killed, and Simba runs away, Scar takes power at Pride rock. And when a new alpha male is chosen, they like to start their reign by starting a new generation of cubs with their genetics. However if a lioness already have a cub, they will not want another. So to fix that, they will kill ANY lion cub from the previous alpha male.

So when Scar took to the lion-throne, he would have killed every last cub that had been born when Mufasa was king.

Same thing with Simba actually, not quite as good now is he?