Things that make you think about sex

[The Almighty Grigard]

Erm, nothing really, not counting porn and random naked people in my front yard.

I'm quite glad actually, that means no distractions from what I'm doing.

 

[Actual]

As the great Xander Harris said: "I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

I'm not 17 but thanks to that quote I know can't think of linoleum without thinking of that quote which makes me think about sex with Xander Harris.

 

[Aethren]

Senior Editors on The Escapist.

 

[Simskiller]

Nearly everything, with a few exceptions.

But yeah I can get turned on by nearly everything.

 

[IndianaJonny]

Duvets and shower units.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Most things. Life itself is an innuendo. Everything can mean sex.
I have a dirty dirty mind...it's fun =p

 

[omega_peaches]

Penises, Vaginas, porn, naked men and women, sex, semen, etc.
You get it.

 

[iblis666]

Being male and being below the age of 90, well eveything I guess.

This pretty much answers the question.

yeah really what kind of question is this as a male we think about sex on average something like every 6 seconds 24 hours a day and yes i know i included when we sleep but thats when we think about sex the most or we wouldnt have perpetual morning wood

 

[TwistedEllipses]

yeah really what kind of question is this as a male we think about sex on average something like every 6 seconds

...yeah...that's a myth...unless you're really that sexed-up...

 

[CommanderKirov]

Bicycles... Funny story behind that one.

 

[Uber Evil]

That blasted rocker hand pose thing... (extended index and pinky, curled middle and ring).

You know what I'm talking about.

You getting that confused with two in the pink, one in the stink, AKA the shocker?
OT: Ellie Goulding\ The beginning of the Lights music video. THOSE HIPS *drool*.

 

[Treefingers]

Vaginas.

 

[SckizoBoy]

You getting that confused with two in the pink, one in the stink, AKA the shocker?

Nope... largely because I didn't even know what 'the shocker' was until you mentioned it. Didn't realise there was an AKA for titp... is there one?

All I know is what I did to get that result, and if you want me to be more euphemistic, I can. =_=

 

[Uber Evil]

You getting that confused with two in the pink, one in the stink, AKA the shocker?

Nope... largely because I didn't even know what 'the shocker' was until you mentioned it. Didn't realise there was an AKA for titp... is there one?

All I know is what I did to get that result, and if you want me to be more euphemistic, I can. =_=

Generally I hear 'the shocker', and titp is the AKA for it.

 

[Slimshad]

Anime Conventions

 

[Spade Lead]

Well, dominoes pizza makes me think of abortion, don't ask why.

No, Absolutely not. You do not get to say that and then walk the fuck away without an answer. Now, EXPLAIN!

 

[ImperialSunlight]

ummm...

Naked men, underwear, urine, handcuffs, leather, almost anything.

Yes, I'm pretty messed up.

umm....urine?

You don't want to know. But on the off chance you do,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

 

[artanis_neravar]

ummm...

Naked men, underwear, urine, handcuffs, leather, almost anything.

Yes, I'm pretty messed up.

umm....urine?

You don't want to know. But on the off chance you do,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

Oh I know what it is, it's just not something I ever expected to have someone admit to

 

[ImperialSunlight]

ummm...

Naked men, underwear, urine, handcuffs, leather, almost anything.

Yes, I'm pretty messed up.

umm....urine?

You don't want to know. But on the off chance you do,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

Oh I know what it is, it's just not something I ever expected to have someone admit to

People are a lot more open on the internet.