Things that make you think about sex
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Handcuffs are the main culprit.
Also, weirdly and quite morbidly, funerals make me think of sex.
Also, weirdly and quite morbidly, funerals make me think of sex.
Oddly enough, not handcuffs - my background's in security, so I'm probably one of the few people in the world to have an expandable baton and a pair of handcuffs on my bedside table *without* any temptation to use them... um... recreationally.
Other than that... well, I'm male, my wife's been home in South Africa for three weeks, and I won't see her until I go down there in almost a month's time. As things stand now, cardboard boxes make me think of sex...
Other than that... well, I'm male, my wife's been home in South Africa for three weeks, and I won't see her until I go down there in almost a month's time. As things stand now, cardboard boxes make me think of sex...
Handguns. My thought process when I see one:
Handgun->Beretta 92FS->Black Lagoon->Revy->AWESOME DREAMS THAT I TELL NO ONE ABOUT...
Damn it, my secret is out. I'll wait for the blackmail letters to arrive.
Handgun->Beretta 92FS->Black Lagoon->Revy->AWESOME DREAMS THAT I TELL NO ONE ABOUT...
Damn it, my secret is out. I'll wait for the blackmail letters to arrive.
If you know what I mean....*wink*Revelo said:
Adding that sentence/phrase to the end of anything makes it sound dirty. "The Twin Towers really fell, if you know what I mean." "I scrubbed the tub, if you know what I mean". See? Always dirty.
Now I'm stuck wondering if you can overdose on viagra.misterprickly said:
On topic... Dolphins. I could give an explanation as to why, but it's much funnier just to leave it at "dolphins" and see how many different interpretations come up.
Now that I think about it, dragons too. This one I WILL give an explanation for. Long story short I have a friend who I was playing Monster Hunter with. Skip ahead a few hours and we were joking about him having a dragon wife. He then later told me something about dragon women with very large breasts and also proceeded to say something about dragon men with two penises.
For obvious reasons, the end of the conversation was, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-curious~!"
Wanting to fuck Revy is nothing to be ashamed of. Or, knowing Revy, wanting to be raped by her, I guess. Not really one for femdom myself, but seeing as how 90% or so of my porn folder isn't even physically possible, I'm not one to judge. Obviously, I am, however, one to jump to conclusions.The Apothecarry said:
