This Is Why Seducing Vader Is A Bad idea

[Giest4life]

And on the other hand, here is a reason for men to try and seduce Vader. [http://24flinching.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/darth_vader_corset.jpg]

Two good reasons, my friend.

 

[MindBullets]

Seriously? Fanfiction? An article about fanfiction?
Because that's essentially what this is. Granted, it's far more tasteful than most fanfiction on the net, but cmon!

So? Nothing wrong with fanfiction if it's good. Granted, most of it isn't but that's the writers' fault not the medium's.

 

[Fbuh]

"George Lucas is the worst thing to happen to Star Wars since...no, wait, George Lucas is the worse thing to happen to Star Wars."
--My uncle

The Prequels need more than just the removal or Jar Jar Binks. I think the removal of all of it would be a significant improval.

Moving along now, I find this highly amusing. Out of curiosity, though, what is that bulbous thing on her head? I never really got into the Star Wars universe, so I really don't know.

 

[Atmos Duality]

So? Nothing wrong with fanfiction if it's good. Granted, most of it isn't but that's the writers' fault not the medium's.

Most fanfiction I've seen is about as fun as getting one's head shaved with razor wire.
Electrified razor wire.
Under a heat lamp.

OT:Huh...nice Twi'lek costume work.

 

[Infernai]

...Can anyone else picture the phone-call between him and Palpatine Later when vader asks him to cover up the whole mess?

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh?

I see little point in creating this, though that's fanfic and prequels for you.

 

[Danceofmasks]

I'm offended.

Darth Vader wouldn't use his light saber in that situation, he'd force choke.

Make of that what you will.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Is it just me, or in #6 does he look like he's going "YES!" with an arm pump.

Well, see, to me it looks more like someone clenching their fist in barely contained rage...

That's the kind of thing that'd be more easy to spot if you saw the facial expressions involved, but with Vader, that's not going to happen.

I don't understand how the lightsaber can be used as a phallic symbol. If a woman was to, er, have it "inserted", it would cut right through her.

You're not really all that clear on what a phallic symbol is then.

A phallic symbol is anything that can, due to it's shape, and/or the way it is used, be interpreted as a substitute for a penis.

Also, there is a very long history of making comparisons between male genitals and weapons...

(It's also reflected in weird ways in language; the formal word for the female organ, 'vagina', is latin. But in roman times that word wasn't related to anatomy; It referred to a sheath for a sword.

But, if in it's original language, 'vagina' = 'scabbard', what does it say about how people tended to think about sex, that this word came to be used for female sexual organs?

Clearly it implies at the very least that male organs were viewed as having some relationship to weaponry. (And also suggesting women are little more than a place you can stick your 'sword', but that's a different discussion entirely.)

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

...Can anyone else picture the phone-call between him and Palpatine Later when vader asks him to cover up the whole mess?

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"There is a great disturbance in the Force..."

"Before we get to that, I need your help. I, uh, I killed a stripper."

"Again?"

"I need a couple stormtroopers. And some garbage bags."

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm offended.

Darth Vader wouldn't use his light saber in that situation, he'd force choke.

Make of that what you will.

He tried that once.

Spoiler: It did not end at all well for him

 

[Madara XIII]

So here's my theory:

It's a girl having a wet dream. The light saber is a phallic symbol.

>_>

Spoiler

seriously

Sounds like the Left Rights Song "Darth Vader"
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I'm offended.

Darth Vader wouldn't use his light saber in that situation, he'd force choke.

Make of that what you will.

He tried that once.

Spoiler: It did not end at all well for him

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Win. Just win

 

[Madara XIII]

So here's my theory:

It's a girl having a wet dream. The light saber is a phallic symbol.

>_>

Spoiler

seriously

Spoiler

OT: what's up with that chick's head

Indeed Darth Vader is a VERY Phallic symbol.
BIG
BLACK
METALLIC

What more could a girl want?

Oh plus he probably has repressed sexual feelings for his mother....
See StarWars Episode 2 and Freud

 

[Twilight_guy]

So Vader really did need to force choke a *****?

Interesting photos, creepy as hell, but interesting.

 

[ckam]

That's kind of hot ... and disturbing at the same time.

 

[ms_sunlight]

I don't even know why someone would want to do this. This is just so misogynistic and nasty, and it's not even funny or clever.

 

[ms_sunlight]

So Vader really did need to force choke a *****?

Interesting photos, creepy as hell, but interesting.

Please don't be calling a woman a *****.

 

[Twilight_guy]

So Vader really did need to force choke a *****?

Interesting photos, creepy as hell, but interesting.

Please don't be calling a woman a *****.

Post responds to pictures like this:

***** is not used as an offensive term (or even directed at the woman) but in the context of the internet phrase.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

And on the other hand, here is a reason for men to try and seduce Vader. [http://24flinching.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/darth_vader_corset.jpg]

There is always another side to the coin on the Internet.

OT: Vader could have just sent her to me as opposed to violently destroy her...

 

[ms_sunlight]

***** is not used as an offensive term (or even directed at the woman) but in the context of the internet phrase.

I'm sorry, I just don't think it's a cool thing to be saying. In response to that photo series, doubly not cool.

 

[dancinginfernal]

***** is not used as an offensive term (or even directed at the woman) but in the context of the internet phrase.

I'm sorry, I just don't think it's a cool thing to be saying. In response to that photo series, doubly not cool.

Will you please lighten up? It would be appreciated.