This Is Why Seducing Vader Is A Bad idea

Davey Woo

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Looking at these photos, the only thing I can think of is an upcoming Lady Gaga music video...
 

Svenparty

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Sexy stuff I always felt his helmet resembled a phallus. I can't stop imagining Vader's sex talk:

"Who's your father dirty girl ooff the force is strong with this one"
 

Verdilian

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Sassafrass said:
And on the other hand, here is a reason for men to try and seduce Vader. [http://24flinching.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/darth_vader_corset.jpg]
Classy Sassafrass... Though, I wonder what the "side-effects" are.
 

Horben

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It's like the project is trying to be provocative... for the sake of being provocative. So, buddy's just trolling.
 

kouriichi

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Im sure after having his entire body engulfed by fire, and covered in 23rd degree burns, he doesn't have the ability to enjoy a lap dance. No matter how much you..... push, his buttons? ((troll face))

But it is good to see good photography every now and then. Absolutely wonderful work.
 

PrinceofPersia

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Well, did anyone remember he is a dark lord of the Sith. This is not a guy you want to romance or even attempt to be near unless you have a death wish.
 

Vohn_exel

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Well that was a bit different...the girl at the end is hot though, lol. If it is all a dream and she dreams she's a Twi'leck, I think I've found my future bride :p
 

Hungry Donner

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I chuckled when the stormtrooper arrived, but otherwise these didn't do much for me - the Twi'lek looks rather creepy. I think the "waking up" picture at the end really ruined the narrative, it brought it from short and simple to all-caps "ROSEBUD," perhaps even with an exclamation point or two.
 

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cursedseishi said:
To be fair, she probably almost killed him by messing with his chest buttons. She had no clue what they did, chick shouldn't of gone and touched them!

Hell, he might of been into it until she hit the "kill boner" button!
And frankly. Star Wars is full of this kind of violence.
I mean, how many times have we seen R2 rape starships, computer systems, and even a space station?
He says some really vicious things while he's doing it too they just don't translate it for you.
 

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ms_sunlight said:
klausaidon said:
You must be new to the interweb.
Quite the contrary; I've been on the internet since 1993 (and I can prove it - I posted on Usenet). I've seen far worse than this. That's why I still feel the need to comment when I see vile misogynystic nonsense; because I think that it's still important that someone does.

dancinginfernal said:
Will you please lighten up? It would be appreciated.
I have an opinion. I stated it. That is all. If my opinion bothers you, maybe you should examine your own attitudes first.

Besides, I don't feel the need to "lighten up" - my bloke and I went to see the Captain America film yesterday, then followed it up with pizza and a nice bottle of South African red wine. I'm quite chipper, thanks!
Heheh, once again, a joke is completely over your head. You really must not have any sense of humor.

Though if you want to be serious, I can do that too. As I completely disagree with your opinion on any of this being misogynistic. The picture show itself, shows for one, that Darth Vader doesn't discriminate when he murders people. That's good to know. Doesn't make him a good person. He is the dark lord of the Sith, of course he isn't nice. But at least his evil isn't discriminatory. Two, at the end it appears to have been a girl's fantasy. Perhaps you can say the girl has a sick fantasy, personally I've seen a lot worst, but she is hardly victimizing herself with her own dreams.

The whole ***** joke though. This shows your complete lack of a sense of humor, as you completely overlook what makes this joke funny. It's not discriminatory, it's self deprecating humor. At least it is if you see Darth Vader as the one giving the joke. Self-deprecation is the act of belittling or undervaluing oneself. It can be used in humor and tension release. Many comedians use self-deprecating humor to avoid seeming arrogant or pompous, and to help the audience identify with them. [Source Wikipedia] This joke is actually making fun of Darth Vader more(Or he is making fun of himself), then who ever he is calling a *****.

So in conclusion, know humor, and know when to lighten up. You might be happy, but you'll enjoy yourself a lot more when you can see the humor in things.

Hell, I'm gay. Do you think you are Discriminated as a women? Try being a gay male. Its a whole different kettle. You think games lack strong female characters. How many strong gay male characters exist?
 

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that chick in the last the picture was actually pretty hot. as for the actual gallery of photos. Ehhh... they are really well done and everything but does lord vader need the cape all the time? and also the twilek chick... to be honest i've never found twi'leks attractive to begin with.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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GonzoGamer said:
cursedseishi said:
To be fair, she probably almost killed him by messing with his chest buttons. She had no clue what they did, chick shouldn't of gone and touched them!

Hell, he might of been into it until she hit the "kill boner" button!
And frankly. Star Wars is full of this kind of violence.
I mean, how many times have we seen R2 rape starships, computer systems, and even a space station?
He says some really vicious things while he's doing it too they just don't translate it for you.
R2D2 just got a whole lot darker. Like really dark there. Now I'm wondering about other character's we couldn't understand. What were they doing/saying? Was it as innocent as it seems or were they really doing horrible, horrible things?
 

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cursedseishi said:
To be fair, she probably almost killed him by messing with his chest buttons. She had no clue what they did, chick shouldn't of gone and touched them!

Hell, he might of been into it until she hit the "kill boner" button!
Srsly, why did he even -have- that button installed?
 

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rayen020 said:
that chick in the last the picture was actually pretty hot. as for the actual gallery of photos. Ehhh... they are really well done and everything but does lord vader need the cape all the time? and also the twilek chick... to be honest i've never found twi'leks attractive to begin with.
Apparently the cape never comes off.

NEVER.
 

ms_sunlight

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klausaidon said:
Heheh, once again, a joke is completely over your head. You really must not have any sense of humor.

*snip*
You know, just because someone doesn't think a joke is funny doesn't mean they didn't get it.

I'm not getting into the whole Oppression Olympics thing with you. I've said everything I came to say. Have the last word if you like.
 

mental_looney

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Yeah that's creepy but cool costumes, kinda susprinsing he didn't force choke her but would be a very odd picture
 

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Hungry Donner said:
I chuckled when the stormtrooper arrived, but otherwise these didn't do much for me - the Twi'lek looks rather creepy. I think the "waking up" picture at the end really ruined the narrative, it brought it from short and simple to all-caps "ROSEBUD," perhaps even with an exclamation point or two.
so glad i'm not the only one who kinda thought that. My main issue was if he pulls out his lightsaber to kill her why does she simply seem to be unconscious on the floor? I thought at first he just clocked her or some such.

I mean you can make those great outfits and special effects you can't do some even mildly convincing makeup to imply she's deceased? It kinda comes across as very lazy trolling. You wouldn't have to cover he in blood just maybe pale her skin or something.

As to all the misogyny arguing. There is a time and a place and hijacking a thread for it and then trying to As Alpha put it best Whether you meant to or not you're coming across copping a poor attitude to try and act as though it was all unintentional. Which will rarely win you many friends on the internet and since you so proudly state your long pedigree you should really know better.

I understand the desire to wave the feminism flag but seeing stuff like this makes me cringe.