This Isn't What I Ordered...

[A random person]

Whenever I go to Wendy's I check my burger before leaving. There's a history of them screwing up my order.

Also, not necessarily screwing up my order, but once when I ordered a deep-dish pizza at Little Caesars they forgot to put tomato sauce in it.

 

[IronDuke]

I'm so desensitised to ordering mishaps through working years in the food industry. On any given busy night I'm likely to give a couple of people the wrong meal, and when it happens to me I'll either just eat the food if it looks good or calmly ask for my ordered food.

But some people... Some people just use it as an excuse to vent all their frustrations at you, or to try and squeeze as much free food as they can while acting the outraged customer.

For those kinds of people, I reserve the right to give them a big fat "F**k... OFF!"

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Three notable times: At an Arby's I order a beef n' cheddar and I get a regular roast beef so I go back up and say "I got a roast beef I wanted a beef n' cheddar" so they give me a new sandwich and it's a regular roast beef, so I go back up and the lady takes my sandwich and just glares at the guy making sandwiches and they finally get my order right.

The other one was like this: Went to a Mcdonalds and order the 'shroom and swiss burger with no mayo, get it , and go home bite into the burger, and found no mayo or 'shrooms.

First point, that's only two. Second point is about the bolded. Crap, that's embarassing, I use to work kitchen at Arby's. Making a regular roast beef is the easiest thing of all time, while making a beef n' cheddar is not far behind on the 'not that f***ing difficult' scale.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I stopped going ot McDonalds a LLOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGGGGGG time ago.

*Bites into his fried Chick Fil' A chicken sandwich, and a smile explodes from his face.*

Thats some good chicken...

 

[Conveant0]

I ended up just being disapointed with whatever I was served at Mc Donalds. I'd look at the picture, think "All right, looks good enough", order whatever crap I desired at the time, open the box to find something with the same quality of a 4 year olds attempt at a burger in Play Doh (With the same texture I'm assuming). The thing looked so shrivled it must of been in a cupboard for a year before being dusted off, used as a mop, then served up.

Mc Donalds no longer recieves my service.

 

[skitzo van]

When I was 12 I went to a place called BJ'S (hur hur hur) with my parents, (this was a very nice restaurant) we ordered pizza, appetizers came after an hour and a half, finally get our main dish... its not what we ordered. 45 mins later we get an O.K. pizza for half price.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Wait, are you referring to Darth Mobius?

Indeed, I am, my good sir. We are best friends, and were even roommates for a brief time.

Ok. I thought you were his wife, coming back from her "crazy" stage (No offense to her, but she did go off the deep end during her final days on the Escapist).

Excuse me, what? How the hell do you confuse

[HEADING=1]EMPEROR INFERNO[/HEADING]

with

[HEADING=1]DARTH EMPYREAN[/HEADING]

and a picture of a black robed figure in flames with a picture of an urn? And, let me ask you,

[HEADING=1]HOW DO YOU THINK SHE GOT ON WHEN SHE WAS PERMABANNED?!?!?!?![/HEADING]

*pant pant, deep breath*

[HEADING=1] AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/HEADING]

Jesus!

 

[Snotnarok]

How about ordering 50 dollars worth of food to be handed two number 1s from a wendies, there was quite some rage since we had to drive back and they didn't want to believe us.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

To answer your questions in no particular order:
I don't know, she could have made a new account, maybe she wanted to be a robbed figure now, and she could of wanted to be an emperor now, to cover it up.

If you knew her from that long ago, you should know I was already Gone Gonzo long before then. Also, we act nothing alike, an any way, ever. Pay attention!

EDIT: Okay. Now that I'm done screaming in the form of large colorful text, let's get back on topic. Next person please post on topic, and everyone else after that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I didn't know her, or you, for that matter. Therefore, I was able to assume you were her, because I figured she calmed down, and was coming back.

Nope, sorry. Still impossible to think I am her. Next time, before you post with an assumption, maybe check the profile to see the gender. Hers clearly states she is a woman. Mine clearly states I am a man. That alone makes what you so baselessly and without reason or cause believed, absolutely impossible.

Oh, and I thought I asked that THE NEXT POST (and every post afterward) BE ON TOPIC. Oh, yeah, that's right, I DID. Post off topic again and I'll report you. I don't mind talking, but if you want to continue this conversation, we can do it through PM. Now seriously, GET BACK ON TOPIC NOW.

 

[Necrofudge]

Yeah but never enough to complain about any of it. Just minor stuff like getting one less chicken wing than I wanted at KFC or something.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

How about ordering 50 dollars worth of food to be handed two number 1s from a wendies, there was quite some rage since we had to drive back and they didn't want to believe us.

Dude, that sucks, that's a lot of money to waste. Did you at least get what you ordered?

 

[EvilMuffin094]

Multiple times when i go to McDonalds, i order large fries, but they almost always half-ass them and i end up getting a medium order of fries in a large fry box.(or whatever you call it, i'm not sure.)I never have the guts to complain though.

 

[Snotnarok]

How about ordering 50 dollars worth of food to be handed two number 1s from a wendies, there was quite some rage since we had to drive back and they didn't want to believe us.

Dude, that sucks, that's a lot of money to waste. Did you at least get what you ordered?

Yeah, it was after a lot of yelling (oddly mostly from her end) at the lady that the manager came over. The thing was they packed our bags with napkins and ketchup packets, we dumped it on the counter and said "really so it's normal to give out this much crap for someone who orders 2 meals?".

 

[VanityGirl]

Mine's more of a steak thing.
I went to a Logan's Road House and ordered a medium rare steak. This steak should be very pink.

They came with my order, one well done steak. The bastard was so tough I couldn't eat it. I was also mad because I ordered a 9oz only to get a 6oz... I'm a small girl, but I love my steak.

 

[NordicWarrior]

I was in a Friendly's once, down the block from my house. I ordered a grilled cheese and fries, my mother ordered some chicken sandwich thing. We waited 35 min in an almost empty restaurant (we were talking about things so at least it didn't seem that long) and when the food finally came mine was just cold, but my mothers chicken was literally frozen, like so cold it was hard as a brick. We cancelled the order, and they gave us free ice cream.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I was in a Friendly's once, down the block from my house. I ordered a grilled cheese and fries, my mother ordered some chicken sandwich thing. We waited 35 min in an almost empty restaurant (we were talking about things so at least it didn't seem that long) and when the food finally came mine was just cold, but my mothers chicken was literally frozen, like so cold it was hard as a brick. We cancelled the order, and they gave us free ice cream.

I would have demanded a full discount and replacement with quality food to match the order. They should give you that, especially based on serving you raw meat, which is potentially deadly. You could get the ice cream on top of all that if you're lucky, but the refund and replacement are (or should be) gauranteed.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

It's pretty hard to fuck up a McChicken...

Besides, any experience with restaurants fucking up my food orders would probably be my fault because my friends [when drunk specifically] like to scream nonsense at drive-through windows.

Example: [At McDonalds] "I WANT A LARGE FOOOOOD!"

 

[Desert Warrior]

I hate Maccas they have to put cheese and mayo on everything. Nearly every Maccas i go to tastes like crap i mean it does not even taste like it's been Cooked properly just tastes like it been taken out of a Cold storage freezer and slapped on a plate and put in a microwave for 10 seconds and then they add two thick layers of fake yes on it and call it a day.. Don't get me wrong i like getting Maccas some times but the only Real good ones are in Big cities like say Adelaide,Brisbane,Melbourne,Sydney or Townsville.. But i think i prefer getting say a Whopper from Hungry Jacks and you can have it with no Cheese or Mayo..

 

[Cliff_m85]

I quit a job at a drive-in. I won't say the name of the restaurant but I'll give a hint: Blue videogame hedgehog.

I'm not a vegetarian, but if you are then don't go there. We had a vegetarian order from us and asked what was vegetarian. Only our salads and the grilled cheese. She ordered a grilled cheese.

Now how do we make one?

Toast two pieces of bread. Take two slices of American cheese and toss it directly on the greasy-grill. Wait 5 seconds then jug the bread on top, scrape, then press the bread together.

Yes, the grilled cheese is cooked where the beef is. There is no way to avoid getting meat particles in it.