This or That

[Barbas]

Secret of Mana, because that word is more annoying to shout repeatedly at a high volume while running through a hotel lobby.

Screaming therapy or squirrel-down-the-pants therapy?

 

[Malbourne]

Squirrel-down-the-pants. It would involve screaming regardless, and by golly I'm getting my money's worth from my shrink.

Seven-wheel drive or no-wheel drive?

 

[Barbas]

No-wheel drive, because then I can drift and fly.

Ice skating or rollerblading?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Ice skating. Just seems more... romantic.

Pogo-stick or trampoline?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Trampoline

Pasta or noodles?

 

[Malbourne]

Noodles, because they come in small, medium, large, and oodles and oodles.

A tasty cocktail or a tasty cockatiel?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Tasty cockatiel? I'm hoping you weren't implying to eat it?

Which would you saved first if you were a superhero, an orphanage or a small hostpital which both are on fire? (ophans and ill people are trap inside!)

Also no, your powers isn't speed or teleportation related.

 

[Malbourne]

Then I'll use my super strength to lift the orphanage out of the fire and throw it at the hospital, extinguishing both buildings! Q.E.D.

Flower bed or river bed?

 

[SirDerpy]

Flower bed, I don't want to drown in my sleep. Plus, if they're roses, I'll know where this is going.

The City of Dreams or the Forest of Nightmares?

 

[Barbas]

The Forest of Nightmares, because we can always build the former but the latter needs us far more direly.

A toboggan ride or a motorbike ride?

 

[Malbourne]

A toboggan. It's much more fun to say and much more fun to crash.

A five-year hex or a six-year possession?

 

[TheRiddler]

Hex. Possession sounds worse and it lasts longer.

John Williams or Ennio Morricone?

 

[Barbas]

John Williams, because I know who that is.

Your face or your ass? >

 

[SirDerpy]

My ass, because it hurts to sit on my face.

Holden Caulfield or Virgil?

 

[Barbas]

That was a particularly good answer.

Virgil, because he works for International Rescue.

The music of a thousand flutes or the music of a thousand saucepans and wooden spoons?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Saucepans and wooden spoons. Let them create some crazy complex Stomp kind of music. There is no way that that many flutes could be in tune with each other. It would ruin my ears forever.

Twitch or Youtube?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Youtube

Land or sea?

 

[Barbas]

Sea, because that's where the whales are.

Dolphins or jellyfish?

 

[Malpraxis]

Dolphins, they kill and have sex for fun.

Curtains or Blinds?

 

[Barbas]

Blinds, because those can be controlled...I think. Not very well, though.

A motorbike ride or a helicopter ride?