This or That

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Lucy Liu...Atleast I can die while looking at something beautiful.
RPG (rocket-propelled-grenade) or GPR (grenadee-propelled-rocket)?

 

[Disaster Button]

GPR, because when the thing goes off and some how manages to epxlode inside an orphanage I can blame the manufacturer for not giving me an RPG.

To be or not to be?
bwahahahaha, i could not resist, i'm sorry.

 

[NeoAC]

If this world is populated by people like you who ask these silly questions, then I chose not to be!

How should I cease to be? Drink Red Bull until my heart explodes, or eat McDonalds until my heart explodes?

 

[Disaster Button]

Drink Red Bull because then at least you'll die on a high instead of dying a fatty fat with enough grease in his body that he'd be more profitable to hunt than Rosy O'Donnel.

Do you wanna be the Iron or the Race Car?

 

[NeoAC]

The race car! Yeah! Vroom Vroom! Can't go to jail if they can't catch me!

Do you want the money, or do you want the mob?

 

[Jedamethis]

The mob. You can't ruthlessly kill money...

Toffee or caramell?

 

[Disaster Button]

I want the mob because with the mob I can steal the money, or do I want the money so I can hire the mob.. No, money, I'll take the money.

Toffee, then I can give it to my grandma and watch her torment as she tries to enjoy her delicious snack but can't because it might pull her dentures out.

Do you want to be the big spoon, or the little spoon?

 

[orangebandguy]

Big Spoon means more ice cream.


Trilby or Fedora?

 

[Disaster Button]

Fedora hands down. Frank Sinatra wore one.

Sailor Scout or Sailor Moon?

 

[Uncreative]

Sailor scout!
Lita was awesome, even if Tuxedo Mask was cooler.

Ocarina of time, or Majora's mask?

 

[Disaster Button]

Ocarnia of Time, I've heard its pretty cool although I haven't played either.
don't hurt me

Billy or Mandy?

 

[BENZOOKA]

Mandy

An axe or a bow?

 

[Neonbob]

Axe. They're easier to kill with.

Exploding pen or Stabby pencil?

 

[Disaster Button]

Exploding pen because all kinds of wonderful pranks could be pulled with such a device.

Die for the EMPRAH or live for yourself?

 

[BENZOOKA]

Live for yourself. Better to carry on from there.

Phenomenal platypus that can play a guitar or a duck made entirely of chocolate?

 

[Neonbob]

The platypus. They're more unique.

Gift card or Cash?

 

[Mr Snuffles]

cash

Snow or Sun?

 

[BENZOOKA]

Sun

Puppies or Cubs?

 

[Marlun_42]

Cubs, they can grow up to be your bear army.

Pinky or The Brain?

 

[Neonbob]

The Brain. He'd be more fun for me to hang around with.

Mutant bears or cuddly seals?