This or That

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Mutant Bears. Yaoguays are your friends, kids!

Yaoguay or Deathclaw?

 

[Neonbob]

Deathclaw.
They're more rewarding to kills.

Pillow or Blanket covered in fire?

 

[BENZOOKA]

Pillow. Better value for money.

A jug of beer or a hermit?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A hermit.

A Templar or an Assassin?

 

[GodofDisaster]

An Assassin of course, their cooler.

Sword or Spear?

 

[Neonbob]

Sword. I'm better with large knives. :-D

Slab of meat or hunk of bacon?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

BACON! (is an explanation really necessary?)

Apples or Oranges?

 

[Neonbob]

Apples. They are harder, and thus more viable weapons.

Rock or Jazz?

 

[BENZOOKA]

Jazz. That's an easy one.

Louis Armstrong or Nat King Cole?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Louis Armstrong. More syllables, clearly more powerful.

Rotten eggs or rotten tomatoes?

 

[LeonLethality]

hmmm tomatoes can be used as good compost so those

air or water (either way you're fucked =D)

 

[Neonbob]

Air.
I'll find water while I'm breathing.
I hope...

Dirt nap or Hammock hanging?

 

[Disaster Button]

As long as I get to lie in the Hammock whilst wearing a straw hat and chewing on a long blade of grss with one foot hanging out the hammock. Then hammock hanging.

Turn left or Turn right?

 

[Pm0n3y]

It depends. Does the left turn lead to untold riches? What about the right turn? Does it lead to a harem? It's something to think about.

Chinchilla or Hedgehog?

 

[Disaster Button]

Chinchilla because they're intolerably cute and won't burst me with spikes like a hedgehog. Being made out of balloons has its downsides.

King or Queen?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I haven't gotten into much King Crimson quite yet, what I've heard from them I've liked, and Robert Fripp is a genius, but I'll have to go with Queen. Gotta love Queen.

Windows or Mac?

 

[Neonbob]

Windows. I love 7.
And I've never had the money or desire to own a Mac.

Fried Rice or Deep Fried Twinky?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Fried Rice, I can't get enough of the stuff.

Roman Gods or Egyptian gods.

 

[Neonbob]

Roman. They're a bit classier.

Money in a piranha infested fishbowl or Gold in an acid bath?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

The gold, I'd put on gloves and get the gold out, which would simply be cleaner, since the acid cuts through the grease and leaves a beautiful shine.

Snow or no?