This or That

[GodofDisaster]

No I need to get back to college, we've just started filming our movie. And I'm missing it because the roads are blocked.

Lose your Escapist account or your Console. (If you choose Escapist account you can't make a new one.)

 

[Neonbob]

O_O
CONSOLE.
I need this place.

Brass or Chrome?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Chrome.

(Oh and that was an accident I've made an option choice.)

Die painfully or lose everything you own and live homeless for the rest of your life.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Die, I'm materialistic.
Rubber duckies or boats

 

[Neonbob]

...Live homeless.
I'll steal stuff if I need to.

Fifty kidney stones or Give birth as a man?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Kidney stones; male birth, compared with what you're squeezing out, compared to the size of the whole is apparently the equivalent of pissing a walnut.
Rubber duckies or boats?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Boats I'll travel the sea.

The unbeatable sword or the power of ice.

 

[Disaster Button]

The power of ice beacue I could just freeze the sword.. or anything for that matter.

Poops or giggles?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Giggles.

Fire or firez?

 

[deathless14]

firez

Patato or Potato

 

[deathless14]

clogged bathtub

deoderent or cologne

 

[GodofDisaster]

Deodarant

Katana or Battle axe

 

[deathless14]

battle axe

corndog or nachos

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nachos.

Desktop or laptop?

 

[MurderousToaster]

Desktop. Pure power is directly equal to pure win.

Chlamydia or Herpes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I choose roflcopter!

Necromancy or Pyromancy?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Pyromancy. BURN BURN BURN BURN BURRRRRRRRN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Ganondorf(Wind Waker) or Ganondorf(Ocarina of Time)

 

[Julianking93]

To fight or who was my favorite of those two?

If the former, OoT because he was waaayy too fucking easy so I think I could take him, if the latter, then the WW because he used duel swords and that's just badass.

Chocolate or peanut butter.

I'm sure that's been done before but I'm currently eating both and that's all I could think of.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Peanut butter.

Kittens or lions?