This Talking Plush Portal Turret Doesn't Hate You

[The Rogue Wolf]

Step 1)Buy lots of these
Step 2)Wait till roommate is out
Step 3)Hide them around his room with lines of sight into various bits of the room
Step 4)???
Step 5)Profit

Not to break the meme, but step 4 should be "attach motion-activated laser pointers to each one". If he doesn't immediately dive for cover and frantically look for the nearest whitewashed surface, he's not a true Portal fan.

 

[tthor]

damn that is awesome. I have a friend who loves portal, and she has a birthday in 1 month, this would be a perfect gift! she'd go crazy if she got this lol


VALVE, PARTNER WITH THESE GUYS AND GET PRODUCING CUTE PLUSHIE ROBOTS!

 

[Aptspire]

I want one NOW
so great

 

[xipheon]

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

 

[CommanderKirov]

I do not want. I NEED THAT

 

[conflictofinterests]

DO WANT. WANT SO HARD. WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY. SO MUCH.

I would get like, 5.

And when I have a kid, I will let her play with one or two.

 

[Bobbity]

If Valve starts mass-producing these, then I want in.

 

[norwegian-guy]

I almost hope that they don't start sell this, since I don't know if I could stop buying them.

 

[ilspooner]

Oh god... I need one of those... now! It's so adorable! I really hope Valve sells those.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Step 1)Buy lots of these
Step 2)Wait till roommate is out
Step 3)Hide them around his room with lines of sight into various bits of the room
Step 4)???
Step 5)Profit

Step 1)Buy lots of these
Step 2)Wait till roommate is out
Step 3)Hide them around his room with lines of sight into various bits of the room
Step 4)???
Step 5)Profit

Love it, the last step always has to be profit, not matter what the rest is about.

Step 1) Make bad investments.
Step 2) Look as you loose all your money on the bad investment.
Step 3) Get yourself into a debt.
Step 4) ???
Step 5) Profit.

 

[banthesun]

 

[Vidiot]

Somebody please, PLEASE mass produce these before my wife's birthday! You have no idea how awesome... I don't even... just... wow...

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Goodness gracious! DO WANT! To quote Tobuscus: "Gimme, gimme!"

 

[thefire]

Nearly as cool as the level 1 sentry someone made Valve.

I want to get an energy drink, skull it an run through the lobby.

 

[VaderMan92]

chamber it in 5.56 and I'll take a hundred

 

[smartengine]

I'll take a dozen!

 

[Brownie101]

Do you hear that, Valve? Do you hear the sweet cha-ching from gamers' wallets around the world? You should get right on this, Valve, because I'll gladly take three. Or three hundred.

I know I'd be one of them. C'Mon Valve! Do it!

 

[Critterbot]

OMG!!!! Do want! (^_^)

 

[BOBdotEXE]

-_- I want a defective turret!

 

[freaper]

Take my money now!