This thread's racist!

[Stilkon]

Whitest Kids U Know. I mean, it's in their name.

 

[him over there]

Oh god this thread is too funny. I need to watch more Louis CK.

Everybody needs to watch more Louis CK.

 

[Techno Squidgy]

OT: Muslamic Ray Guns!

Oh god...

Does he not realize it's Islamic, not Muslamic? And that "infidel" is what the Al Qaeda calls us?

Fucking hell, I'm ashamed to be British... xD

Also, people with heavy brows should not shave their heads. Even if they are using it to symbolize their racist views.

The man's clearly pissed as a newt. Though I doubt he was very intelligent to start with. Ah the EDL. Providing much mirth to the rest of the nation in much the same way watching a toddler scream and throw it's toys out the pram is funny.

 

[geK0]

I am reporting this thread because it is offensive and I am utterly disgusted at all of you! Shame on you all for trying to have a harmless laugh at racists! what have racists ever done to you!?!?! this is discrimination against racists!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I am reporting this thread because it is offensive and I am utterly disgusted at all of you! Shame on you all for trying to have a harmless laugh at racists! what have racists ever done to you!?!?! this is discrimination against racists!

Making fun of racists? Racist!

 

[The Funslinger]

OT: Muslamic Ray Guns!

Oh god...

Does he not realize it's Islamic, not Muslamic? And that "infidel" is what the Al Qaeda calls us?

Fucking hell, I'm ashamed to be British... xD

Also, people with heavy brows should not shave their heads. Even if they are using it to symbolize their racist views.

The man's clearly pissed as a newt. Though I doubt he was very intelligent to start with. Ah the EDL. Providing much mirth to the rest of the nation in much the same way watching a toddler scream and throw it's toys out the pram is funny.

Or in the same way watching a toddler scream as you throw it out of the pram is funny.

 

[felbot]

a somewhat old joke my brother made i think.

why did the black guy cross the road?, to get to the chicken on the other side.

i also find it funny that a Swedish stereotypes is afraid of being called racist, funny considering how open most people i meet are to race jokes.

Have you seen Hellenius´ comedy sketches of Jimmie Åkesson? I would recommend you catching one of those.

To the OP: Sorry about the godawful joke I made earlier today. I have edited it a bit to make it reflect less poorly on me, hope it pretties up the thread a bit.

jag kollar på dom just nu, jävligt roliga, tackför att du nämnde dom.

Hey, hey, don't be using your gobbledygook language in here!

Daystar, racist!

haha, försök bara din viktoriska jävel, du kan inte stoppa mig vad du än gör.

mwahahahahahahahahahaha

Argh!

I don't know what you're saying, and the unknown scares me into making ignorant assumptions!

[HEADING=1]Racist![/HEADING]

hoho, du kommer aldrig att veta vad jag säger, så dörför ska jag sjunga pippi långstrump.

här kommer pippi långstrump tjola hejthoja ho tjola hoppsan sa

ja här kommer ppippi långstrump ja här kommer faktiskt jag.

har du sett min apa

min lilla söta fina apa.

Har du sett herr Nilsson,

ja han heter faktiskt så.

Har du sett min villa,

min Villa Villekulla villa.

Vill å vill du veta

varför villan heter så?

Jo, för där bor ju Pippi Långstrump,

tjolahopp tjolahej tjolahoppsan sa.

Där bor ju Pippi Långstrump,

ja där bor faktiskt jag.

Det är inte illa

jag har apa, häst och villa.

En kappsäck full av pengar

är det också bra att ha.

Kom nu alla vänner,

varenda kotte som jag känner.

Nu ska vi leva loppan,

tjolahej tjolahoppsan sa.

Här kommer Pippi Långstrump,

tjolahopp tjolahej tjolahoppsan sa.

Här kommer Pippi Långstrump,

ja här kommer faktiskt jag.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

OT: Muslamic Ray Guns!

Oh god...

Does he not realize it's Islamic, not Muslamic? And that "infidel" is what the Al Qaeda calls us?

Fucking hell, I'm ashamed to be British... xD

Also, people with heavy brows should not shave their heads. Even if they are using it to symbolize their racist views.

The man's clearly pissed as a newt. Though I doubt he was very intelligent to start with. Ah the EDL. Providing much mirth to the rest of the nation in much the same way watching a toddler scream and throw it's toys out the pram is funny.

Or in the same way watching a toddler scream as you throw it out of the pram is funny.

Pecking order!

It's you, then the dirt, then the worms in the dirt, then Popo's stool, then Kami, then Popo.

Also, Popo is super racist.

 

[The Funslinger]

OT: Muslamic Ray Guns!

Oh god...

Does he not realize it's Islamic, not Muslamic? And that "infidel" is what the Al Qaeda calls us?

Fucking hell, I'm ashamed to be British... xD

Also, people with heavy brows should not shave their heads. Even if they are using it to symbolize their racist views.

The man's clearly pissed as a newt. Though I doubt he was very intelligent to start with. Ah the EDL. Providing much mirth to the rest of the nation in much the same way watching a toddler scream and throw it's toys out the pram is funny.

Or in the same way watching a toddler scream as you throw it out of the pram is funny.

Pecking order!

It's you, then the dirt, then the worms in the dirt, then Popo's stool, then Kami, then Popo.

Also, Popo is super racist.

Eh, kind of. But not really, because I don't think he's meant to be human, considering how old he is. A bit ill thought out, maybe.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

It's a power I don't get to use very often

 

[xshadowscreamx]

how do you paste pics on threads?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

how do you paste pics on threads?

Right click the picture you want to post, and copy the URL.



Then put the URL in image tags, like so, except use square brackets instead of round.

(img)place URL here(/img)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Everyone should know about the horror that is white girls at the club.


This is why I don't go to the club unless it is with a guy.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

thanks i will try it

 

[The Funslinger]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

 

[Scow2]

I gave you the definition of racism. You have it. Can you explain to me how it's inaccurate?

Its inaccurate because you seem to be under the false idea that racism involves a White person inflicting some form of harm towards a "person of color" purely because of the "person of colors" skin color/bone structure. Its not. When the Mexican mafia orders for their member to target innocent Black people, that is racism despite there being no White people involved.

Sorry, I didn't mean to give that impression. In the instance you mentioned, prejudice (based on race) is being levied against a disempowered community. It is, therefore, racism. The instance where it wouldn't be "racism" is a Mexican mafioso ordering a hit against white people because of their race. Though it WOULD be prejudiced, and it WOULD unquestionably be a shitty, horrible thing to do.

You're being stupid. Our world is not a cohesive one, and 10 or 20 years of a system can be just as dangerous as 200. I face racial subjugation despite being white in my local communities - Black people get tax credits, the community is predominantly black, and they use the (False) excuse that "White people have all the power and privileges" as justification for not hiring me, and the occassional nightly gang-raid because I'm a white guy living in a black neighborhood, despite living there most of my life.

Yes, there's a problem with racism. Listening to stories of abuses from street and traffic cops to black people pisses me off to no end (And yet people wonder why there are cop-killers?), yet the skin color in power in one area isn't the skin color in power everywhere.

And to believe that a White Person cannot be subjugated has obviously never heard of the Irish American plight. Please go watch Blazing Saddles again.

So far, the only "racist story" that I found offensive people would find funny is the observation that a low-income neighborhood's supermarket sells out of watermelons when people get their welfare checks: Yes, that's a stereotypical behavior associated with "Ghetto blacks"... but the behavior is a result of social, cultural, and economic factors, not skin color.

It's not "racism" holding people in the ghettos back: It's the fact that they live in the ghettos and have their development restrained by the culture therein. Black people are holding themselves back as much if not more than white people are holding them back. When someone uses their race as an excuse, they're holding themselves back. I can't fault the 'ghetto' speech patterns or diet: my extended family are Rednecks, and I can't NOT see the similarities between Redneck White and Urban Black culture - and they face similar levels of persecution. Actually, the black guy faces LESS trouble than the hick.

 

[MyNameIsNowNotMyName]

snip

This thread isn't 'hey guize let's all be teh racists OLOLOLOLOL' it's about mocking racism. If you mock it and laugh at how stupid it is then it takes away racist's ammunition to hurt and offend'. That's the point of the thread, so just chill out.

So you are, I assume, a person of color who can identify and speak on behalf of all other persons of color and victims of racism to determine precisely what has the capacity to hurt and offend?

As someone who has been the victim of racism, I don't think it's funny to dredge up old stories just to laugh at them. I don't think they're funny, and I especially don't think white people should "mock" them as if they are innocent of any racism or prejudice. So cut it out.

Edited of my ignorance of the fact that guy was gone.

I guess my ignorance is... RACIST!

 

[MyNameIsNowNotMyName]

Actually, as part of my college education, I was required to attain a qualification called "Equality and Diversity", a large part of which was racism in society. Racism being the prejudiced treatment or generalizing characteristics of someone based on their race. While slave trading by white society was one of the original and worst offenders, that doesn't exclude white people from being on the receiving end of racism. Racism isn't exclusively prejudice backed by power. That's subjugation, with racial motives. That in itself is not exclusive to white people either. For an example, watch that film where Samuel L Jackson plays a cop living next door to the protagonist. That's racial subjugation through use of power in which the subjugator is a black man.

And race is biological. Ergo a child's race depends on the race(s) of his parents. That isn't any reason to treat said person any differently, but that does not mean the concept of race doesn't exist.

Wow, you have a qualification, that's pretty neat. "Race" is a concept that does not apply to whites. It is not biological. It is the arbitrary grouping of biological characteristics intended to describe a group of people in order to justify their subjugation. White people don't have a "race" other than one they have defined FOR THEMSELVES. Samuel L Jackson's character (ha ha) had individual power, but not the power of society and a history of 400 years of slavery lifting him up over his white neighbor.

Here's a simple example: it took black people 600 years and 18 MAJOR Supreme Court decisions until institutionalized racism was dismantled in the U.S. It took one white man (Alan Bakke) 2 years and one Supreme Court case to end racial quotas at public universities. If you call both obstacles these people faced "racism," meaning prejudice + power, you are quite obviously mistaken.

Bloody hell, sorry for the double post, but I just think that's flat out wrong! How does RACISM not apply the whites? Want to see major discrimination against a "race" of the white variety? Hey, remember the fucking Holocaust? Sorry to prove some genius's Nazism law, but if that wasn't racism against the Polish, then WHAT THE FUCK is it? Is that not RACISM? Then what do you call it, mate?

Edit: Oh, I guess he's gone already, and not only that, left with a completely nonsensical post to boot! Daystar-1 Dumbass-0
Another victory to put on the shelf, oh fabled hero of the Escapist!

 

[Ossifer]

 

[AngloDoom]

Black friend of mine got refused a portion of chips, because they were out of chips. An hour later, someone's being served chips.

Dinnerladies? Racist!

I later pointed out to her that they probably just got more chips in. She was convinced they refused to give her chips because she was black. I told her she only thought that because the dinnerlady was white.

Black people? Racist!

Middle class people? Racist!

(Also: chips in the school canteen? What of Jamie Oliver's Jihad against such things?

This was many moons ago, back when chips freely roamed the school canteens, when king-sized Mars Bars still wandered the vending machines, and when 'salad' was that lump of neglected green things you briefly acknowledged on the way to fish and chips.