This thread's racist!

[Bertylicious]

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This was many moons ago, back when chips freely roamed the school canteens, when king-sized Mars Bars still wandered the vending machines, and when 'salad' was that lump of neglected green things you briefly acknowledged on the way to fish and chips.

Ruddy salads. Why do people even bother? It is a rotton application of oneself.

What we really need is genetically engineered steaks to provide all of the nutrients a human needs in a juicy, barbequeable, package.

If we could do that by virtue of some manner of vat grown meat cube then we will end racism with a collective barbeque that is both halal and kosher by default. We could share pork, the best of all meats, with our muslim and jewish brethern as it wouldn't be from a clean animal but a totally clean laboratory.

BAM - World peace. It is impossible to be angry with someone who has given you a bacon sandwich.

 

[Bertylicious]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

I dunno. Michael Jackson did some of his best dancing as a white guy.

 

[keve4433]

words

Good god man I love the Boondocks! You pretty much ninja'd me, but I shall forgive you because I enjoy your threads.

 

[Galletea]

Man, I shouldn't click on these threads. That's like an hour of my life I was going to devote to boring, yet productive things. Now I'm humming Guile's theme, wanting a bacon sancwich, and being angry at the dude who thinks he can speak on behalf of everyone that's had a racist experience ever.
Thanks bro.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Spoiler

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

I dunno. Michael Jackson did some of his best dancing as a white guy.

You also have to consider this:

Spoiler

 

[Bertylicious]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Spoiler

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

I dunno. Michael Jackson did some of his best dancing as a white guy.

You also have to consider this:

Spoiler

Now, see, I think Carlton has some snappy moves there. Not only is he using his arms but he is ALSO using his legs!

11 out of 10.

 

[Smokej]

Quick poll, is this video racist towards Japanese or Black people?

I'm Italian, and that's offensive.

well it's Bob Sapp, he is a huge celebrity in Japan because of his legendary Fights in Pride and K1

and for a japanese commercial this one isn't that weird

 

[robotam]

I'll go away. Sorry for ruining your really funny racism thread by bringing the perspective of a minority in. I'll be quiet, massa. Let me just end with this: Prejudice by itself does not constitute racism. Neither does power by itself. But when people use their position of power, be it political or institutional, to reinforce their prejudices and to enforce them so that as a result of their racial prejudices the life chances, rights and opportunities of others are limited, the result is racism. Thus, the simplest definition of racism then is: racism is prejudice plus power. On the basis of this definition, while all people can be prejudiced, only those who have power are really racist. African Americans, Latinos, Asians and American Indians--the powerless in American society--can be and often are most prejudiced toward Whites on an individual basis, but they are not racists at the structural, institutional level. Within this understanding of racism, to be a racist you have to possess two things: 1) socioeconomic power to force others to do what you desire even if they don't want to, and 2), the justification of this power abuse by an ideology of biological supremacy. Keep in mind that what often is described as racism in society today, is really nothing more than prejudice and discrimination. While a Black or Latino person, through the use of a gun and/or intimidation, can force a White person to do as he, as an individual, desires, this is an individual act of aggression, not a socially structured power arrangement. At present, however, only Whites have that kind of power, reinforced by a belief in an ideology of supremacy, both of which constitute the basis of racism in America today.

PoC (people of color) can?t be racist, because they don?t have any reinforcement from that institutionalized power. We may hold individual racist ideas and thoughts, but we only have the power to do damage with our actions in the rare, brief contexts where our other privileges temporarily override color privilege. A relative of mine may say racist things about black or white people in her own home, but when she engages with the wider world, as she must do daily, she?s just another brown girl, and is therefore at risk.

But nothing in this thread is racist. I haven't seen skateboards anywhere. Racism is when you tilt you skateboard so that the nose points into the air.
Oh no wait, it's not. What I've done is make up my own definition of racism to suit my belief about this thread. Sound familiar?

EDIT: Thought I'd stick in something vaguely OT
.[/youtube]

 

[Hazy992]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Spoiler

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

I dunno. Michael Jackson did some of his best dancing as a white guy.

You also have to consider this:

Spoiler

>Implying Carlton Banks is a bad dancer

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Man, I shouldn't click on these threads. That's like an hour of my life I was going to devote to boring, yet productive things. Now I'm humming Guile's theme, wanting a bacon sancwich, and being angry at the dude who thinks he can speak on behalf of everyone that's had a racist experience ever.
Thanks bro.

I'm sorry.

I'll be sure to make a terribly boring thread next time, just for you

 

[AngloDoom]

I'll go away. Sorry for ruining your really funny racism thread by bringing the perspective of a minority in. I'll be quiet, massa.
[AND OTHER WERDS]

But nothing in this thread is racist. I haven't seen skateboards anywhere. Racism is when you tilt you skateboard so that the nose points into the air.
Oh no wait, it's not. What I've done is make up my own definition of racism to suit my belief about this thread. Sound familiar?

EDIT: Thought I'd stick in something vaguely OT
.[/youtube]

It's people like you who trivialise the work of Minority Man! If we didn't have that hero's perspective on things, we'd fall into chaos! As we know, all other forms of 'minority' are heavily suppressed on the internet and without Minority Man bursting into threads trivialising racist individuals and telling us to stop having fun, well, we'd never hear from anyone but white middle-class Americans and the racism would only somehow get worse!

And that, my ignorant* friend, is why he left. Minority Man is the hero the Escapist Deserves, but not one it needs right now.

[/Sarcasmo-Speech] (* STILL being sarcastic here, don't hurt me D= )

I think practically any time anyone opens their mouth to say "I'm not being racist, but..." it could end up here. My person favourite is "I'm not racist, but I don't want my girl to marry a black guy. To them, we're just infidels, right?"

Drunk Guy On The Train, I will never forget you, you crazy sonnuvabitch.

EDIT -

Applied cowardly asterisks just-in-case.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Spoiler

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

I dunno. Michael Jackson did some of his best dancing as a white guy.

You also have to consider this:

Spoiler

>Implying Carlton Banks is a bad dancer

I suppose I had forgotten this.

 

[Galletea]

Man, I shouldn't click on these threads. That's like an hour of my life I was going to devote to boring, yet productive things. Now I'm humming Guile's theme, wanting a bacon sancwich, and being angry at the dude who thinks he can speak on behalf of everyone that's had a racist experience ever.
Thanks bro.

I'm sorry.

I'll be sure to make a terribly boring thread next time, just for you

Dude, that's racist.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

the 6 million discount tickets man.... or just go to mexico.

I hope you realize...

 

[The Funslinger]

This thread is being derailed into super serial territory!

Don't worry.
Daystar has the ability to rerail, as well as derail.

white people

Haha!

Yeah... we're the worst dancers ever...

I dunno. Michael Jackson did some of his best dancing as a white guy.

Becoming an auton doesn't count.

 

[rbstewart7263]

trivializing racists is a great way to steal there thunder!lmao first vid is funny!

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

One of my close friends and I used to teasingly call each other racial slurs all the time. It got to the point where we sort of forgot that the majority of people get offended by shit like that. Protip, children: shouting "Get over here, you dumb dago" in a crowded classroom? It will cause shit to get real.

 

[LHZA]

I just have one request for any white people on this thread. Joking about racism is fine, and yes to an extent the right thing to do. I've had friends with whom I used to trade racial jokes with and it's fine, actually kind of fun, but a few times it got annoying because it felt like that was the only way some people could interact with me. I had a few friends with whom every other word out of their mouth was some kind of racial joke, and sometimes I just wondered if that's all I was to them, their "black" friend, and if that's why they had to keep that at the forfront of our relationship. I've kept in touch with some of these people but their not really close friends because I don't like the feeling of maybe oneday going to them for moral support and having one of them say " What's the matter? Has the man got you down?". I'm not saying any of you caucasians here do that, and if your friends don't mind than who am I to tell you to stop, but just consider what I'm saying. I personally really prefer to be thought of as a friend to a person, and not a "black" friend.

 

[rbstewart7263]

Me an a black friend of mine used to do that lhza an I know what your talking about. Some people get super excited an do it overboard.

 

[IamQ]

I can only think of an old one that's probably been posted already, but oh well.

"Man, we should stop with these racism jokes."

"Yes, racism is a crime, and crimes are for niggers."

Captcha: i'm sorry

Fitting I guess.