Smoking a spliff with one of my best friends round the back of my old high school and a maths teacher walks round the corner. I felt like my heart had fallen out my ass. Fortunatly I was only excluded for a week. Oh the times we live in.
Those "I'm Fucked" moments.
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Nah, AP tests are really that easy. You were way over prepared, two hours of studying each night for two weeks? I never studied at all for an AP exam and the lowest I got was a 4.Lamppenkeyboard said:
OT: Every single moment in Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Driving down a road in a Bradley and hearing,"Look out, we've got enemy mines out there!" "wut?" KABOOOOOM. Driving down a road in a Bradley and hearing a faint, *chkt*. Somebody just got a C4 double kill. Everything looks safe, move to the objective... lololol random knife! Spawn on a teammate that looks safe... BAM sniper to the brain. Begin to toss a motion mine to avoid the above... shot as I start to throw it.
I don't know how my k/d is even somewhat decent, probably from my habit of camping a lot trying to avoid all the above.
RPG? I believe you mean Carl Gustav. God DAMN Carl Gustav.Crysco said:
Also, I just remembered a moment from earlier. I was sniping between a rock and ledge near the beginning of Laguna Presa, thinking I had a decent spot. I'm a terrible sniper, so I was pretty close to the enemy base. Anyway, I was panning for a target, when I see a rocket flying STRAIGHT at me. I tried to run, but it was futile. It went in between the rock and ledge, nailing me directly in the face. Then the guy teabagged in the killcam, I couldn't have ragequit any harder.
In a game of soccer i was goalkeeping and this mean spirrited bastard was in a 1 on 1 with me and i went down to snatch the ball from around his feet = this is going to hurt = im fucked copped a knee to the jaw that day, the prick even told one of MY teammates "man i cant belive he got up from that i hit him pretty hard" lucky i have strong bones.
almost broke my jaw couldnt eat well for a couple of days.
almost broke my jaw couldnt eat well for a couple of days.
In games:
- At the end of Prototype. Not when you first see the monster, that I was excited about. The problem was realize the timeline I had to work with, and that my attacks did about as much damage to it as spitting in it's general direction...
- In Tekken 5 whenever that cock Jinpaichi started one of his patented "infinite, unblockable, unavoidable and unbreakable" stun combos.
- Seeing the "grenade" icon in Modern Warfare's Single player and realize I had no where to run to.
- TAAAAAAAAAAAANK! Even after 2 years playing L4D1/2, the Tank music is just... "OHHHHH SHIT!"
In real life, a couple of times I came close to death. That was fun. Wasn't much "I'm fucked!" as much as "well... I'm done."...
- At the end of Prototype. Not when you first see the monster, that I was excited about. The problem was realize the timeline I had to work with, and that my attacks did about as much damage to it as spitting in it's general direction...
- In Tekken 5 whenever that cock Jinpaichi started one of his patented "infinite, unblockable, unavoidable and unbreakable" stun combos.
- Seeing the "grenade" icon in Modern Warfare's Single player and realize I had no where to run to.
- TAAAAAAAAAAAANK! Even after 2 years playing L4D1/2, the Tank music is just... "OHHHHH SHIT!"
In real life, a couple of times I came close to death. That was fun. Wasn't much "I'm fucked!" as much as "well... I'm done."...
Ok, color me curious... How did that play out?Konrad Curze said:
Walking down the hallways of 2fort, And i notice a pyro coming at me, then around the corner 4 more, and i notice 5 pyros spreading impenetrable walls of flame.
And behind me? 2 more pyros
I thought "Dead ringer won't help me now"
And behind me? 2 more pyros
I thought "Dead ringer won't help me now"
It happened to me yesterday on Halo 3. All my team of 'Username', 'Username001', 'Username002' etc, left as we were charging against the enemy base on Assualt, so I had a bomb, entered the base with the bomb expecting to covered...and watched all the enemy team turn round and throw a flurry of plasma grenades straight for my face.
Driving my moped (Swedish thing) and this being while I'm taking it home, my first time on the road with really heavy wind coming in, blowing me off the road. I see the white lines on the right of my drive lane, and the gravel next to it. /FFFFUUUU as I fall face first to the asphalt. Luckily I only scraped my left hand a little and the metal buttons on my jacket broke most of the speed I was travelling at...
Real life: On a gravel road, on a wide right corner. Left side (outside of corner) was a steep drop, right side was another lane I couldn't see far ahead in because of the cliff wall.
Something ran out in front of me (think it was a rabbit or something) and I slammed on the brakes. Was a very bad idea. Car lost traction, and started to spin.
Somehow, instead of doing what physics would suggest is most likely and going off the steep drop, I ended up turning around, and going back the other way, across the road, unable to see whether a car was coming or not, through blind luck not hitting anyone as I crossed the road, and landed in the ditch at the base of the cliff. Car was damaged, but not badly, and nobody was hurt.
In game: (nowhere near as impressive) Tekken 5 - first time I saw Jinpachi stun then use his fireball attack - "I'm fucked!"
Something ran out in front of me (think it was a rabbit or something) and I slammed on the brakes. Was a very bad idea. Car lost traction, and started to spin.
Somehow, instead of doing what physics would suggest is most likely and going off the steep drop, I ended up turning around, and going back the other way, across the road, unable to see whether a car was coming or not, through blind luck not hitting anyone as I crossed the road, and landed in the ditch at the base of the cliff. Car was damaged, but not badly, and nobody was hurt.
In game: (nowhere near as impressive) Tekken 5 - first time I saw Jinpachi stun then use his fireball attack - "I'm fucked!"
When I became the last man alive in an airsoft game. 60+ people were inside and around the building we were supposed to be defending and every single one of them was looking for me.
I only found out I was the last one when a marshall nearby radio'd to another one to tell him there was "One poor bastard left". Shots were coming in through a window behind me, I was busy keeping them outside of a fire exit through two windows in front, and below I could hear the majority of the attacking force readying grenades & m4 magazines to climb the stairs in the hallway.
It was inevitable. In the end I got grenaded & managed to avoid being pelted to death, and came out of that building a team hero.
I only found out I was the last one when a marshall nearby radio'd to another one to tell him there was "One poor bastard left". Shots were coming in through a window behind me, I was busy keeping them outside of a fire exit through two windows in front, and below I could hear the majority of the attacking force readying grenades & m4 magazines to climb the stairs in the hallway.
It was inevitable. In the end I got grenaded & managed to avoid being pelted to death, and came out of that building a team hero.