Three words guaranteed...

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

...to crush a man´s ego: "Is it in?" What are the words that make you grovel in fear and anguish? Does the words "Red Ring of Death" make you chilled to the marrow? One of nightmares of mine would be: "We´re all out of coffee, and the shops are closed." "Nnoooooooo!!!"

Please, do tell me if this is old.

 

[D_987]

"What are you looking at?"

 

[Snowalker]

"And You are?"

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

I had a Heroic BSOD for a while after that...

 

[Danny Ocean]

"It's about 9" long."
"Like my dick! Yeah!" *High Fives Friend*
"That's not what she said..."

 

[Rolling Thunder]

"Are you finished?"

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"Hey, my dad knows you." Makes me feel old.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Wasn´t actually horrifying, just depressing. That´s fine too ITT.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"Your brother was better" Anyway if a girl asks "Is it in?" That just means youre in the wrong enterance buddy. Aim for somewhere she is sure to notice.

Depends where I was going, doesn´t it. (Getting a little vulgar here, methinks. Trying to behave.)

 

[RheynbowDash]

my 3 most dreaded words:

"Sorry Not Tonight"

*shudders*

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"Do you have any idea what you were doing last night, you drunk pig?"

Fucking scary.

It is. Like getting a Father´s Day card unexpectedly.

Hmm...to crush a mans' ego. Depends on the person.

Yes, it does. It may have been a joke on male stereotype, no?

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Yes, it does. It may have been a joke on male stereotype, no?

Or should that be "a stereotypical joke on males"? Me english much polishing needs.

 

[Galletea]

Hmmm three words to crush a man's ego. How about "It's not yours" ? But then that's not really three, hmmm, a tricky one.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Hmmm three words to crush a man's ego. How about "It's not yours" ? But then that's not really three, hmmm, a tricky one.

Permission to use unlimited amount of extra words granted (though you may take "the three words"-part as a challenge, if you will.)

 

[Bofus Teefus]

"Why don't we get together sometime?"
"Got any friends?"
"Yeah."
"Why don't you get together with them?"

 

[Trivun]

"Let's just stay friends". Bane of my life...

 

[Alleged_Alec]

One I hear quite often is: "Excuse me miss."

One I have yet to hear, but would make my balls shrivel: "I'm not a woman."

 

[Davic]

You can't go past the classics:

"We need to talk."

"Maybe you should sit down..."

 

[chumpzilla_69]

"Your brother was better" Anyway if a girl asks "Is it in?" That just means youre in the wrong enterance buddy. Aim for somewhere she is sure to notice.

You mean like the elbow..........

"Let's just stay friends". Bane of my life...

I feel your pain buddy, another one on that note is - But your such a good freind to me....

 

[DirkGently]

Not three words, but "Will the defendant please rise." has got to be a pretty terrifying thing to hear directed at you.

Depending on your situation, "License and registration" will scare you senseless too.