Three words guaranteed...

[lacktheknack]

"Why do you exist?"

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Not three words, but "Will the defendant please rise." has got to be a pretty terrifying thing to hear directed at you.

Depending on your situation, "License and registration" will scare you senseless too.

"Where were you wednesday evening, february 18th?" or "How do you explain this?" would really scare me.

 

[JokerGrin]

"You're the father"

 

[joystickjunki3]

"I faked it everytime."

 

[fix-the-spade]

You can't go past the classics:

"We need to talk."

"Maybe you should sit down..."

"I'll get to the door faster if I stand,"
Has never failed to induce tears...


To the budding artists of the world.
"Nice, what is it?"

 

[DirkGently]

Not three words, but "Will the defendant please rise." has got to be a pretty terrifying thing to hear directed at you.

Depending on your situation, "License and registration" will scare you senseless too.

"Where were you wednesday evening, february 18th?" or "How do you explain this?" would really scare me.

They would scare, but only because I wouldn't know, and am a shut in, so i have no alibi. But they're not likely to find the bodies. I mean, who looks for corpses in a swimming pool?

Also, when any serious question is met with laughter. Or "Are you serious?"

 

[RAWKSTAR]

'Your beard is moving'

Always freaks me out.

 

[Your Mom is Attractive]

" STOP!, NO! DON'T !!! "

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"No disk found" Starts to get you around retry n 27. "Oh God, what is that?!" Scary when the one screaming is also pointing directly at me.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Not three words, but "Will the defendant please rise." has got to be a pretty terrifying thing to hear directed at you.

Depending on your situation, "License and registration" will scare you senseless too.

"Where were you wednesday evening, february 18th?" or "How do you explain this?" would really scare me.

They would scare, but only because I wouldn't know, and am a shut in, so i have no alibi. But they're not likely to find the bodies. I mean, who looks for corpses in a swimming pool?

"We have a search warrant. Ok boys, you check upstairs and you check the swimming pool" DUNH DUNH DUNNNNH

 

[DirkGently]

Not three words, but "Will the defendant please rise." has got to be a pretty terrifying thing to hear directed at you.

Depending on your situation, "License and registration" will scare you senseless too.

"Where were you wednesday evening, february 18th?" or "How do you explain this?" would really scare me.

They would scare, but only because I wouldn't know, and am a shut in, so i have no alibi. But they're not likely to find the bodies. I mean, who looks for corpses in a swimming pool?

"We have a search warrant. Ok boys, you check upstairs and you check the swimming pool" DUNH DUNH DUNNNNH

I'm not so worried, since it's not my swimming pool and I doubt the search warrant calls for the removal of the pool.

 

[DrX_1030]

my 3 most dreaded words:

"Sorry Not Tonight"

*shudders*

cant forget "I just tested positive" it doesnt matter what it is positive is always a negative

 

[SovietSecrets]

"Only with you to get to your friend"

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Not three words, but "Will the defendant please rise." has got to be a pretty terrifying thing to hear directed at you.

Depending on your situation, "License and registration" will scare you senseless too.

"Where were you wednesday evening, february 18th?" or "How do you explain this?" would really scare me.

They would scare, but only because I wouldn't know, and am a shut in, so i have no alibi. But they're not likely to find the bodies. I mean, who looks for corpses in a swimming pool?

"We have a search warrant. Ok boys, you check upstairs and you check the swimming pool" DUNH DUNH DUNNNNH

I'm not so worried, since it's not my swimming pool and I doubt the search warrant calls for the removal of the pool.

Like to stay one or two steps ahead, I see. Clever.

 

[Spudgun Man]

'Who the hell are you?'

 

[samsprinkle]

"go away Mclovin"

 

[EchetusXe]

Me:"I did blah, blah, blah, blah ^^"
Friend:"no he fucking never"

Tell you what though, most recently. Super hot girl who has everything, sitting on my lap having a nice conversation with me (no I am not at a lap dancing club). Telling me all about herself, being interested in what I say, telling me where she lives.

"she is [this emo guys] girlfriend"

It crushed me internally (the words not the weight of her).

"...as a friend" are three horrible words too.

"big final exam" are another few.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Here's one for crushing thugs...
Thug: "What are you lookin at?"
Me: "I don't know, but is looking back"

Then run

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

One I hear quite often is: "Excuse me miss."

One I have yet to hear, but would make my balls shrivel: "I'm not a woman."

Trust me, it would do a lot more than that. (shudders and silently cries)
I would also say that "OMG we are pregnant!" would be a soul/ego crusher.

 

[The_Prophet]

'Your beard is moving'

Always freaks me out.

That made me laugh my arse off.