Throw Something Else!

[Sassafrass]

EDIT: Ninja'd.
It hits me on the head and kills me.

I throw my soul at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I do nothing. You have no soul, so you can't throw anything.

I throw E.T. at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I corrupt it by killing your family and showing a video of me doing so to you.
I cut off his glowing finger and prove both that aliens exist, and that they are easy to hurt.

I throw a cuckoo clock at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I catch it and place it on my wall, where it will slowly drive me insane.

I throw Father Grigori at the next poster.

 

[jebus4you]

I immediately start singing banana phone song

I throw a pregnant porcupine at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I catch it and take it to the RSPCA.

I then throw the RSPCA at the next poster.

[sup]RSPCA is an animal protection thingy in the UK if you don't know.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

They look after me, and protect me from jail. The RSPCA, helping cats get away with murder everywhere.

I throw a letter D at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I catch it, multiply it by 17, and invent the word "ddddddddddddddddd".

I hop in a cannon and fire myself at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

i epically sidestep you and fly into a wall.

I take some debris from the wall that previously shattered and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I cut its head off, graft it onto Jesus's body and start worshipping it.

I throw the holy book of Raptor Jesus-ism at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I flick through it, then get bored and use it to start a fire.

I throw charcoal at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I keep it for future use as firelighters. I make no attempt to read it this time.

I throw an old phone at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I trade it in for £10.

I throw Steven Seegal at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I drown him in molten glass.

I throw Pi at the next poster.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I dodge it but it still flies through the air, Damn Pi for being infinate.

I throw a fanboy at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I proceed to kill it. That's right, it. It ain't human.

I throw the remains of the fanboy at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I chop him up and use him as props in the next Saw movie.

I throw a smoke bomb at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

It explodes at my feet, and I run away in your smoke cloud.

I throw toaster-toasted brand toast at the next poster.