Throw Something Else!

[Pm0n3y]

I get confused to whether it's a piece of toast or a toaster, and get hit in the face with it.

I throw my confusion at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

...hmm? I didn't feel anything.

I throw the paper boat navy at the next poster.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I light it on fire and laugh maniacally as I watch the flimsy paper burn to ashes.

I throw a book on Communism at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

...huh. Apparently Stalin was a jerk. I never knew that.

I throw a poisoned donut at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I catch it and pass it on to the nearest cop.

I throw justice at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I stare at it. "That isn't justice. Kira is justice."

I throw a human heart at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]the wizard of Oz?[/sup]
I work for MaxTheReaper, and NoMoreSanity is banned. I'm safe.

I throw an electric eel at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

HEY, let me out the po..CBZZTBZZTZBBTZ...git.

I throw a snake at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I get bit in the face and scream as the venom causes my beautiful visage to swell up like a red balloon.

I throw a loaded chaingun at the next poster.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

I catch it and sell it to a Heavy Weapons guy in Russia.

I throw a gun-toting bear on a unicycle at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I block the attack with my Eeyore's Shield of Gloom.

I throw a zombie samurai at the next poster.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I POKE 'IM WIV A STICK


I throw the stick at the next user, it's brown and sticky, watch out!

 

[Sam G]

The stick hits me in the eye.

I pull it out (the eye, not the stick) and throw it at the next poster.

 

[PixelKing]

I again ponder why sam would throw a stick at me.Then i set it on fire and wield it as a weapon.

I throw a Head-Crab at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I extend my froglike tongue, catch it out of the air and eat it.

I spit a ball of mucus at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I burn it. The screams are music to my ears.

I throw a potted plant at the next poster.