Throw Something Else!

[Azraellod]

I slice it into 8 pieces with a knife.

I throw the knife at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I grab it, lick the cake off and cut my tongue up something nasty.

I throw a jar of air at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

It smashes on my head, and the blood dripping down causes me to see red.

I throw my metaphoric rage at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I sidestep, and it flies past me (in a metaphorical sense, of course).

I throw some oreos at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

...that's a cereal, right? Anyway, I don't eat it, that's for sure.

I throw The Famous Eccles at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I punch them all to death. Not so famous now, are ya?

I throw a landmaster at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I stick a wig on it and make it sit my history exam for me.

I throw a save point at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I keep the turtle as a pet, eat the pasta and sauce, dodge the accordion, and put the disco ball up on my ceiling.

I throw a hippie at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I whip you with him for revenge.

I throw a stapler at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I staple my ear to a wall. I wonder why immediately afterwards.

I throw a portrait of a cow at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I toss 'em all in a blender and turn the mixture into a McDonalds burger. Oh, shit, except for myself, of course.

I throw a suit of armour at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I melt it down into paper-clips.

I throw paper-clips at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I catch one, bend it into a long straight shape and poke Xandus's eyes out with it.

I throw a copy of "Crash of the Titans" at the next poster, after first spitting on it and using it to scrape some muck off the bottom of my shoe.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I implodes under it's mass suckiness, and the ashes get all over my clothes.

I throw this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKNt-GY1ww] at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I kick the song into the stratosphere. How did I do that, you ask? Why, it was as simple as throwing it.

I drive a train into the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I get horribly maimed, and furthermore the tracks electrocute me.

I throw the fork of truth [http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/15] at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I poke Link in the Eye with it.

I throw a sack of radishes at the next poster.

 

[bcponpcp27]

I'll give to to my grandpa for food

I throw a bowling ball at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

The teddy bear grows claws and scratches at my face.

I throw a light bulb at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I catch it and get struck by lightening, causing it to explode.

I throw a burning tree at the next poster.