Time for some BAD JOKES!
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501489Joshroom said:
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What's green and races down mountains?
A skiwi.
It's white and when it falls from a tree the refridgerator breaks down. What is it?
The refrigerator.
What's a pirates favorite letter?
Aye it be the SEA
see what I did there Har Har Har, you would think it would be arrghh
What do you call a blind doe with no legs?Erja_Perttu said:
Still no eye deer
What wobbles and flies?
A jelly-copter
What's green and dangerous?
A gooseberry with a machinegun
A horse walks into a bar. and the barman says...
How do you get 4 elephant's in a mini?
How do you get two whales in a car?
"Why the long face
How do you get 4 elephant's in a mini?
2 in the front, 2 in the back
How do you get two whales in a car?
Down the M4 and accross the Seven Bridge. (British joke)
How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge?
How do you know there's been 2 elephants in your fridge?
How do you know there's been 3 elephants in your fridge?
How do you know there's been 4 elephants in your fridge?
How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge?
There's a footprint in the butter
How do you know there's been 2 elephants in your fridge?
There's 2 footprints in the butter
How do you know there's been 3 elephants in your fridge?
There's 3 footprints in the butter
How do you know there's been 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a mini parked out side.
4 pieces string where standing outside a pub. The first whent in and the bar man looked up and said "Oi, we don't serve string here!" so the first piece of string left. When the second piece whent in he got the same reaction, so he left too. The third piece of string went in and he too got thrown out. Seeing what had happened to the others the fourth piece looped himself, put his head through the loop and messed up his hair. When he reached the bar the barman said "You're not a piece of string are you?"
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What do you do with a dead violist?
A violist and a cellist were on a sinking ship and the cellist turned to the violist and said, "what am I going to do? I can't swim." The violist replied,
A violist and a conductor are standing in the middle of the road. Which do you run over first and why?
A violist was fed up with all the jokes made up about violists and violas by violinists, so he decided to buy a violin. He went into the shop and said "I'd like to buy a violin please." The shopkeeper looked up and said "You're a violist aren't you?". "How did you know?" replied the violist.
No, I'm afraid not
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What do you do with a dead violist?
Move him back a row
A violist and a cellist were on a sinking ship and the cellist turned to the violist and said, "what am I going to do? I can't swim." The violist replied,
"Just fake it. That's what I always do"
A violist and a conductor are standing in the middle of the road. Which do you run over first and why?
The conductor, buisness before pleasure
A violist was fed up with all the jokes made up about violists and violas by violinists, so he decided to buy a violin. He went into the shop and said "I'd like to buy a violin please." The shopkeeper looked up and said "You're a violist aren't you?". "How did you know?" replied the violist.
"This is a fish & chip shop."
BAHAHA I can't stop laughing!sandrock42 said:
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a sausage and sausages can't fly.