Time for some Mortal Combat!

[MrCollins]

I bring scissors.

 

[Roxas1359]

I bring a rock.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a bucket of water

 

[Roxas1359]

I bring a heat lamp.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a fan

 

[thesilentman]

I bring a set of stone armor.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a bucket of battery acid

 

[thesilentman]

I bring a scythe that compounds bleeding.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a vorpal broken bottle

 

[thesilentman]

I bring my alchemy.

 

[VanQ]

I bring a world where alchemy doesn't exist.

 

[Kae]

I bring a Death Star to destroy said world.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a teenager in a fighter ship

 

[MrCollins]

I bring a set of prequels

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a lighter and a can of gasoline

 

[NoOne852]

I bring Kyorge.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a dictionary...

 

[NoOne852]

I bring bullets because as a great man once said "Some people think they can outsmart me...maybe, maybe...but I've yet to meet man who could outsmart bullet!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a spy disguised as a medic...

 

[thesilentman]

I'm bringing my shadows as an even wiser man said that there's nothing that doesn't have a shadow in the mortal plane. And you, dear boy, are part of the mortal plane.