Aliens are invading and humanity faces certain doom! But there is one thing that can save us...
Is it Commander Shepard?
Is it Gordon Freeman?
No. The only thing that can save us is a concentrated blast of awesome. Something so cool that our would be overlords will be destroyed as soon as they lay there eyes on it.
I am of course, talking about the Accumulated Weaponised Entropic Super Ocular Mesmerising Ether-beam!
This can only be achieved through the collective suiting up of the world!
You have been called upon to suit up! Do you wear the risk free but classic tuxedo? Or something a little more casual, maybe foregoing the tie and popping open the top shirt button? Women are also called upon, the Accumulated Weaponised Entropic Super Ocular Mesmerising Ether-beam needs all the awesome we can gather!
Me? A black Italian pinstripe suit, a dark purple shirt and tie and newly shined black leather loafers.
Your world needs you!
Suit up!
One more thing. If any hipster douchebags show up wearing trainer/sneakers with a suit to be 'ironic', we are ordered to feed them to the Rancor.
Is it Commander Shepard?
Is it Gordon Freeman?
No. The only thing that can save us is a concentrated blast of awesome. Something so cool that our would be overlords will be destroyed as soon as they lay there eyes on it.
I am of course, talking about the Accumulated Weaponised Entropic Super Ocular Mesmerising Ether-beam!
This can only be achieved through the collective suiting up of the world!
You have been called upon to suit up! Do you wear the risk free but classic tuxedo? Or something a little more casual, maybe foregoing the tie and popping open the top shirt button? Women are also called upon, the Accumulated Weaponised Entropic Super Ocular Mesmerising Ether-beam needs all the awesome we can gather!
Me? A black Italian pinstripe suit, a dark purple shirt and tie and newly shined black leather loafers.
Your world needs you!
Suit up!
One more thing. If any hipster douchebags show up wearing trainer/sneakers with a suit to be 'ironic', we are ordered to feed them to the Rancor.