Time to suit up!

[RobCoxxy]

If he can do it, I damn well can.

Woooah there. David Tennant can do many things mere mortals cannot, such as walk on water, turn water into wine, raise the dead and resurrect himself fifteen hours after he sacrificed himself for our sins (They bumped it up to three days in the novelization though) so I'd think carefully before attempting such a feat. It may well save your life one day.

Bonus points for having such dedication to the art of suiting up as to make it your avatar though.

Thanks for the protip.

And thank you, sir. I feel naked without a suit.
After all.
Nothing suits me like a suit.


I feel like that should be tatooed on me somewhere.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I point thee to my old avatar.

<spoiler=I take your suit and raise you>A WAISTCOAT AND TIE WITH ROLLED UP SLEEVE SHIRT

Consider yourself bested.

And that children, is how men dress casually.

And how men drink coffee. Through their knuckles as they give you a thumbs up.

 

[Thespian]

Grey two button suit with a black tie and grey fedora.

What more is needed?

 

[k-ossuburb]

I suppose it will have to do. But please, try to put more effort into your posts next time.

Duly noted my good man, what-what. I seemed to have misplaced a word in a haze of excitement, I have rectified this, but it seems I was not timely enough in my meticulousness to catch my error before my correspondence reached you, for that I apologize.

One must now avail oneself now, as one is off to do British things involving umbrellas and teacakes, all very complex you understand.

Cheerio!

 

[Riddle78]

Hmm...I have three suits,and FIVE ties. Plus a pair of Oakleys.

Suits
-Jet black suit,faint pinstripes(gray)
-Deep blue suit,noticable pinstripes(white)
-Green suit (think the Agents from the Matrix),plain

Ties
-Plain red
-Blue,with white diagonal pinstripes
-Blue,with diagonal bands of other shades of blue
-Plain black
-Black,with diagonal gray pinstripes

One of them I recieved as a hand-me-down from my father. The other two were tailor made. All suits come with a white shirt. Now...If only I had a discreet earpiece to go with that green suit...

 

[deathninja]

I try and avoid suits. I always look like a bloody hitman.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Am I allowed a black overcoat, purple T.M. Lewin dress-shirt, grey trousers, black shoes and a trilby?

Edit: And my Oakleys?

 

[Fuselage]

Black suit, black tie, and also sneakers not because I am a hipster douchebag, it's because it's really comfortable.

 

[superdelux]

I know only one suit

 

[The Shade]

I guess I would just wear my actual formal suit.
Italian silk ties, designer black leather shoes, pewter cufflinks, french cuffs, and a three-piece black pinstripe suit tailor-fit. Top it off with a black, wide-brimmed fedora.

I also have a less formal gray suit, but this is the end of the world we're talking about. Gotta dress it up.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Good sir, nothing beats the Traditional Top Hat and Tails (TTHaT). Preferably with a monocle and cane combination. However, for maximum effectiveness the monocle must be made of purified volcanic glass, ground to specifications only attainable by the monks that live atop the GLORIOUS CLIFFS OF DOVER! Such a monocle will amplify my Britishness level ten fold, thus increasing my TTHaT power.

However, the cane must be made of the wood of the Blood Drinking Ebony Tree, found only in the darkest depths of the Amazon. Combined with a headpiec, the crystallised blood of King Arthur, the cane will act as a focus allowing the power of the suit to be fed into our Accumulated Weaponised Entropic Super Ocular Mesmerising Ether-beam.

Without the cane, the sheer power of such a combined ensemble would flay the wearers soul. Indeed, I am wary of donning these particular Garments of Power. But others will be doing the same, facing the same risks and a proud Briton would never flee in the face of danger, especially when their bretheren of the world stand united against the dastardly alien foe!

Cry havoc! And let slip the Threads of War!

If only more Britons had your dedication.

It was people like you that gave us an empire.

 

[Baldry]

One more thing. If any hipster douchebags show up wearing trainer/sneakers with a suit to be 'ironic', we are ordered to feed them to the Rancor.

Spoiler: What about converse? Because if so feed me up to that rancor because I defy you to say I don't look good!

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

That reminds me, I require a new suit jacket and waistcoat.

One more thing. If any hipster douchebags show up wearing trainer/sneakers with a suit to be 'ironic', we are ordered to feed them to the Rancor.

Spoiler: What about converse? Because if so feed me up to that rancor because I defy you to say I don't look good!

I'd say its off to the Rancor pit with you chum.

Spoiler

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[Daystar Clarion]

One more thing. If any hipster douchebags show up wearing trainer/sneakers with a suit to be 'ironic', we are ordered to feed them to the Rancor.

Spoiler: What about converse? Because if so feed me up to that rancor because I defy you to say I don't look good!

Dear lord! The Rancor won't be able to handle this!


[HEADING=1]Release the Kraken![/HEADING]

Spoiler

 

[Jedoro]

Black suit, black vest, black button-up with the top button undone, and a black tie that's been loosened. No hat, I'm not a fan of hats. Or rats, but that's a different story.

 

[Danik93]

Finally I can use my custom made tuxedo!!! I got it a couple of weeks ago but haven't had the opportunity to wear it.

 

[Jakub324]

I show up wearing grey and black, carrying an assault rifle. Aliens are doomed.

 

[SillyNilly]

I smell an inconsistency, hehe.

How about a jacket made of rancor hides, with no pants and heart boxers instead. For the sake of tackiness.

Off to the rancor we go.. but wait, we had to kill the rancor to get the hide and make the jacket! *smug*

.....

No, actually I'd have to pick Jeff's attire from Earthbound. He completes the 'scholarly yet stylish' look. I figure I would too, and since aliens are invading, it is appropriate.

Spoiler: This is what Jeff looks like.

 

[Baldry]

One more thing. If any hipster douchebags show up wearing trainer/sneakers with a suit to be 'ironic', we are ordered to feed them to the Rancor.

Spoiler: What about converse? Because if so feed me up to that rancor because I defy you to say I don't look good!

Dear lord! The Rancor won't be able to handle this!


[HEADING=1]Release the Kraken![/HEADING]

Spoiler

*Awesomes out of the way!* Hey in my defence, I'm an accidental hipster, I didn't mean to be one I just dress awesomely...And love suits Oh and if I was wearing a suit I'd have a proper suit shirt on and my bowtie and not that "makeup"...Still wear converse though.

 

[Sam G]

'Sup.

My reasoning: I freakin' love Homestuck, and look damn good in red. Also, the one thing cooler than a guy wearing a suit is a guy wearing a suit and shades.

As the man himself would say: "Are you taking notes on how to be cool? Jesus, get a fucking pen."