Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

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Mullahgrrl said:
Im holding out for Titanic 3: IN SPACE!
I will love to see how they get an iceberg in space... Right after I finish watching "The Hindenberg 5: 50,000 leagues under the sea, but still on fire."
 

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GamesB2 said:
It's made by The Asylum.... it's going to be beyond bad.
yes and seeing as how all their movies are stolen ideas they truly just slapped the Roman numeral 2 on the original
 

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No no no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Seriously, I hated Titantic (Way to freakin long) but even I know you shouldn't mess with the classics. Seriously imaninge if they made a sequal to say Citizen Kane, that would be a crime, what were these guys thinking?
 

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I. watched. the. whole. thing... I really wanted to put a gun in my mouth, but hey, I got plenty of people to bet I couldn't watch all 1:40 of it, so I'm up about £30 :) It probably had about two laughably awful bits, down to the graphics, one guy fell through a glacier by basically disappearing (he dropped a cylinder of snow on the glacier and it cracked into 3 big pieces, I could accept that if they hadn't recently landed a helicopter on the same glacier... also who the fuck lands a helicopter on the front of a ship, even when it's still in port?!) and one where the chunk of ice carried by the tsunami from the glacier collapse (What a plot twist -.-) rammed into a submarine, which prompted a Gin style "bai-bai" from me. The rest was just terrible writing, acting, everything. It was on Syfy, which kinda speaks for itself.
 

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dietpeachsnapple said:
Mullahgrrl said:
Im holding out for Titanic 3: IN SPACE!
I will love to see how they get an iceberg in space... Right after I finish watching "The Hindenberg 5: 50,000 leagues under the sea, but still on fire."
A meteorite, the icebergs of the heavens.



The thing is that I think that the hindenburg might actually burn under water, considering what the paint is made of.
 

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100 years after the first ship set sail. and they still didnt realize theres a frickin iceberg right there!
 

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You mean to tell me that with all the modern technology that we have (and hell, let's throw in global warming too while we're at it) these dolts are still going to plow head first into a iceberg field?
 

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zHellas said:
What about the animated Titanic film with the rapping dog and the Mexican mice/rats(couldn't remember which ones they are)?
You mean this?:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/5605-titantic-the-legend-goes-on

I think the musical might actually be better than Titanic II here (granted, I've never seen either).
 

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10BIT said:
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! *continues laughing after 20 minutes*
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The Asylum are known for pulling this crap.

Mega Shark V Giant Squid (Thats an actual title) actually got a cinema release at about 3 U.K screens.

Ive seen about these on Bad Movie Beatdown on TGWTG.
I can't find that at the moment. Can you give me the link to it?
 

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Is that Bruce Davison?

Does he need a check that bad? or is he like "Fuck it. I've paid my dues and now it's time to cash in!"

Hopefully it's the latter. That would be badass.
 

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Your going to honor something that doesn't even seem to be worth honoring by building an exact replica of the boat, with all the same flaws, on the exact same course, in the exact same direction, at the exact same speed?


Not even a monkey is stupid enough to write something like that.
 

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Even with the amazing star power of Senator Kelley, this will sink horribly. Seriously in the trailer when the boat hits something I thought it hit a Terminator cause of the music for the moment sounded like it LOL
 

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So it involves time-travel? A survivor of the crash travels in time to stop the crash!

^Yup that would have worked much better. It actually sounds pretty good!
 

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What scares me more ... is at some point I can actually see this happening. Because some people are just that stupid.
 

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ProfessorLayton said:
Isn't it illegal to do that? If it isn't, it certainly should be.
I think companies leave them alone because Asylum makes less money than a Chinese peasant. How they continue to produce movies is anyone's guess.

OT: This looks so horrible mere words cannot describe it.