Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

[Baby Eater]

There is only one way to describe my feeling.....

Spoiler: The Omni-facepalm

 

[The DSM]

The Asylum are known for pulling this crap.

Mega Shark V Giant Squid (Thats an actual title) actually got a cinema release at about 3 U.K screens.

Ive seen about these on Bad Movie Beatdown on TGWTG.

 

[lacktheknack]

Wait... so... ships haven't come any further in one hundred years?

Of course not! That would be plausible, and we can't have any of THAT...

 

[lacktheknack]

The Asylum are known for pulling this crap.

Mega Shark V Giant Squid (Thats an actual title) actually got a cinema release at about 3 U.K screens.

I remember that... Too bad it stunk.

 

[stiborge]

It's made by The Asylum.... it's going to be beyond bad.

What are you talking about Asylum has given such great contributions to cinema. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Transmorphers, Transmorphers 2, 2012, and Sherlock Holmes (the one with the dinosaur). I personally can't wait for this inevitable masterpiece.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

No seriously, why would you make this?

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Even the premise is retarded.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

That should be a crime....

I know Fox has sued over copyright over Asylums film "the Day the Earth Stopped," but I have no idea if that has gotten anywhere.

 

[MrDarkling]

ok I have just moved to this thread from the facebook movie...
I like giving things a chance but dear god I am not watching this.

 

[zombiejoe]

ON THE SAME COURSE
ON THE SAME DAY
ON THE SAME HOUR
ON THE SAME BOAT
ON THE SAME PART OF THE OCEAN
ON THE SAME ICEBURG

TITANIC 2




this movie is going to be fun

 

[132635]

that... i just got aids thanks to you. really. why the hell would they do this. please. kill me

 

[Brandon237]

This is madness, "History is repeating itself"
No shit Sherlock.
It's not like you set it up or anything.
You're right, it is too bad to be funny, to fail to ever float, no pun intended.

 

[CrunchyRay]

Gaaaah. Of course they have the same ship, same technology, and same lapses in safety that they had a hundred years ago. Of course, everybody knows that the Titanic disaster led to absolutely NO changes in passenger liner safety. No requirements for more lifeboats, escape drills, early warning systems, 24-hour radio communications. Nope. Everything is just the same as it was in 1912. I bet the Titanic 2 also has coal-fired boilers with lower deck guys shoveling all day and all night.

And naturally when the iceberg shows up, they decide to make the exact same mistake that the previous ship made: reverse course and steer to the side. Oh yes, they still use riveted steel made by the same process that turns the rivets and sheets brittle in cold water.

BRILLIANT! I need a drink.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I seriously want to watch this. And Snakes on a train.

 

[Mazar_Nomoid]

Wait what? lol
Ohh first that facebook movie now this. Yeah this movie is past so bad it's good.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The premise sounds the greatest FAIL ever conceived. So they build a boat called the Titanic 2 (because that's fucking likely) and then they too crash into an Iceberg?

I think your wrong. I think this might be hilarious. I'm giggling to myself right now. Snakes on a Plane was so bad it was brilliant, this could be same.

 

[Weaver]

In real life they DID make a second ocean liner to sail the same course as the Titanic and it made it.

Modern advancements in sonar and the like make it pretty damn hard for a crew to crash into an iceberg.