Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

[Deadlock Radium]

There is an image to display my feelings towards this:

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[Thedayrecker]

The name of this movie should be "Titanic 2: What Could go Wrong?" or "Titanic 2: I can't Happen Twice, Right?"

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'm still waiting for a Starship Titanic film.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Uhh words cannot describe how stupid this is...

On the other hand I can't wait for Toytanic 2.


The original was so damn good

 

[Abedeus]

Look like the history...

*puts on shades*

Is repeating itself.

YEAAAAAAAAH!!! DUUU DUDUDDUUUU!!!

 

[Rakkana]

0_0

Their just trying to see what they can get away with now! Somebody stop them!

 

[D0WNT0WN]

Owww, Owww, Ahhhh that actually physically hurt me.

 

[Fox242]

Wow, way to spoil the entire freakin' plot in the trailer. That certainly ruins any sort of tension. Then again, this is the Asylum and they have never made anything that could even be counted as good. I'm glad that they gave away the story because we already know what will happen and no one will have to buy it.

 

[Bourne]

I'll watch it if there is a Masturbating Bear on the ice berg.

 

[Terramax]

What's the point. We already have 'Toytanic'.

Come to think of it, just about everyone parodied the Titanic movie back in the day. What's the point of doing it again now?

 

[Dusquad]

I think we might have found the anti-christ...

 

[HT_Black]

What about the animated Titanic film with the rapping dog and the Mexican mice/rats(couldn't remember which ones they are)?

Don't you dare mention that...thing.

 

[ImprovizoR]

Holy crap that was bad. I thought Titanic was awful but this...this abomination...I'm speechless. Why, oh why?

 

[Cherry Cola]

How hard must you slap yourself if your special effects are outdated by 70s standards?

Pretty damn hard.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

That was....crap.

The premise itself is flawed; no-one would be stupid enough to make a ship called Titanic 2 move at full speed after what happened with the first one.

No that part is believable, the flaw in the premise is the fact that don't we have things like SONAR and whatever in this day and age? There's no way an ice berg could appear out of nowhere and catch a ship off guard with technology like that. Unless, of course, they made the Titanic II completely identical to the original with no modern enhancements which would've been really stupid.

 

[Racecarlock]

I presume that this time the boat is filled with black cats, broken mirrors, spilled salt, and open ladders for people to walk under.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

jesus h christ... thats about as bad as it can get... period xD You know, i loved Cameron's Titanic, i thought it was a beautiful movie, a love story for the ages.

This almost feels like a cruel laugh at humanity's intelligence, that someone could actually make this and say "YES, I WILL FUND THAT MOVIE!"

someone tell me, are they actually being serious or are they making a mocking at themselves, cause christ this is stupid, how you could possibly sit back and say "THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE" is beyond me, EVEN IF YOU WROTE THE DAMNED THING.