Titanic Conflagration

[Daystar Clarion]

I was expecting him to tell the audience that being on fire is the new thing. that they added a "set yourself on fire" button to the controller, and that the console would have to set itself on fire every 24 hours or else it catches fire, and so on.

You can only set yourself on fire in 21 countries though, anywhere else, and fire simply doesn't work.

This is what happens when you don't pay the used game fee.

If you don't, then you get the opposite.

You get set on ice.

Nobody wants to get set on ice.

"set on ice"?

xD You mean they get frozen?
[small][small][small]Sorry if this reads as trying to be mean. Was not the intent. What ya said just made me laugh.[/small][/small][/small]

Frozen? No, that's dumb.

You get set on fire, yes?

So the opposite would be to get set on ice.


God, don't you know anything?

 

[Griffolion]

Could someone explain to me what this meant?

 

[Comando96]

Could someone explain to me what this meant?

The Xbox One is a train wreck so far.
Updates still to come.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I was expecting him to tell the audience that being on fire is the new thing. that they added a "set yourself on fire" button to the controller, and that the console would have to set itself on fire every 24 hours or else it catches fire, and so on.

You can only set yourself on fire in 21 countries though, anywhere else, and fire simply doesn't work.

This is what happens when you don't pay the used game fee.

If you don't, then you get the opposite.

You get set on ice.

Nobody wants to get set on ice.

"set on ice"?

xD You mean they get frozen?
[small][small][small]Sorry if this reads as trying to be mean. Was not the intent. What ya said just made me laugh.[/small][/small][/small]

Frozen? No, that's dumb.

You get set on fire, yes?

So the opposite would be to get set on ice.


God, don't you know anything?

No. No I don't.

Spoiler: Oh god of wacky word choice!

Will you teach me?

 

[Sir Shockwave]

If it was me who was doing this webcomic, I drawn the MS rep guy shooting himself in the food, with a Stinger missile.

Why stop at a Stinger Missile? Why not an Atomic Bomb? X3

 

[Angelous Wang]

Could someone explain to me what this meant?

It's a double joke.

1. Microsoft have burnt themselves with their bad limitation XBOne decisions.
2. Sony has been burning Microsoft all E3, by showing they are not making the same bad decisions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA

Ether way Microsoft needs some A&E after E3.

 

[Dr. Mongo]

Hm.
That strip was something, but definitely not funny.
Do not get me wrong: I like it!
It does capture the sad story that is Micro$oft these days quite good.

 

[Doclector]

Sweet jesus. That was graphic enough to be an opening scene in an episode of "fringe".

I'm guessing the time stated is the exact point at which the "how to share games on ps4" video debuted.

It's a simple joke...but effective. Quite. *sips tea*

 

[KOMega]

XBox One. Always On.
On Fire, that is.

 

[rbstewart7263]

I was expecting him to tell the audience that being on fire is the new thing. that they added a "set yourself on fire" button to the controller, and that the console would have to set itself on fire every 24 hours or else it catches fire, and so on.

You can only set yourself on fire in 21 countries though, anywhere else, and fire simply doesn't work.

what a slap in the face to poland seeing as witcher 3 will be on it.

I bet the next console cd supports will be a sony console.

 

[88chaz88]

Man, Sony will be talking about this one for years.

She doesn't finish the "n". It's driving me crazy.

 

[The_Darkness]

I was expecting him to tell the audience that being on fire is the new thing. that they added a "set yourself on fire" button to the controller, and that the console would have to set itself on fire every 24 hours or else it catches fire, and so on.

You can only set yourself on fire in 21 countries though, anywhere else, and fire simply doesn't work.

This is what happens when you don't pay the used game fee.

If you don't, then you get the opposite.

You get set on ice.

Nobody wants to get set on ice.

Is that like being put on ice, but with less putting and more setting?

 

[StormShaun]

So this what happens when I pray for Microsoft to reveal their 'true' identity.
Always knew they were a demon or something.

I kid, I kid ... they made the Xbox360.
Though I hear the conversion to Demon form is pretty quick these days.

Or maybe the other reason why he "Burn baby burn" is because their was a Priest in the crowd send on a secret mission from the hidden order of Paladins to eradicate any dark minions.

... then they heard about the Xbon- ... Xbox One.

Lets see if MS can do a ... 360~!


OT:

I'm done with the jokes.
All I know is that MS is burning themselves.

 

[Ukomba]

The title is giving me Hunger Games flash backs. Don Mattrick the man on fire.

 

[McMarbles]

Look at that.

His pants are LITERALLY ON FIRE.

Would you buy a used console from this man?

 

[Jeralt2100]

Great comic The truly sad thing is that after talking with a friend of mine who is a district manager for GS, apparently in his district, pre-orders for the XBone are around triple what they are for the PS4 currently. So despite all the BS Microsoft has pulled, people are still jumping at the chance to own one.

 

[Rinshan Kaihou]

Wasn't funny, but it didn't need to be. It was very effective at getting the point across. That is what is important here.

 

[VanQ]

I can't honestly say I've ever seen a more eloquent interpretation of exactly went down on stage that night. I wonder how long it will take for someone to claim the flames made a rape joke?

 

[Ishal]

I just want to see the data at Microsoft. They must have had some numbers indicating this was coming eventually, perhaps they just jumped the gun. I also think someone at microsoft genuinely thought PS4 was going the same route. Also... that someone is now probably out of a job.

 

[Catface Meowmers]

Given your previous efforts, this comic just comes off as lazy, stretching a one-note joke into six panels when the joke's already been done to death.