To Marry an Escapist

[Orphillius]

Well if I'm honest I don't think I know anyone here very well at all. So that means I'm on the market, then? If anyone's interested: I have at least one genital.

 

[Lucem712]

I think I'd be too busy helping other people out with their own wedding

Plus, being single flat out rules! There's....

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Since I'm pretty anti-romantic relations, I will consider this an evolution of platonic friendship!

For my groom, I shall choose two, cos' fuck the system.
[user]PsychicTaco115[/user] and [user]Secret World Leader (shhh)[/user] cos if you gotta marry someone might as well be to great guys with powerful connections.

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

 

[Infernai]

I'd marry any one of you with a Berserk avatar.

Oh Shinji, i always knew you had feelings for me! C'mere and give me a hug you fellow berserk fan you!

 

[Rainforce]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

I can't wait for someone to fall for this. I hope it's a lurker.

As the official speaker for the Escapist Lurker Union I am required to inform you by §14/17 that we take offence to this above statement and like to point out that it's really more of a beginner's mistake, while most of us with long years of lurking experience can only laugh at your faulty and stereotypical depiction of our kind.

Official work aside, I can't really decide who I would marry, as you're all such terrible and wonderful people at the same time D:

 

[Something Amyss]

My GF is already an Escapist. While she doesn't post much, I'm pretty sure she'd kill anyone else I picked. >.>

Same here. Mine has 4 posts total XD

...Wouldn't it be awkward if we were dating the same person?

>.>

 

[Tiddles]

I'd marry anyone with a Farscape avatar but I don't post often and never got to know anyone so can't be more specific than that

 

[Kopikatsu]

I'd marry noone, because otherwise whoever I picked would immediately have it annulled and then kill me. Or hire someone to kill me. Or both.

Then they would marry the hitman and live happily ever after.

 

[Fappy]

My GF is already an Escapist. While she doesn't post much, I'm pretty sure she'd kill anyone else I picked. >.>

Same here. Mine has 4 posts total XD

...Wouldn't it be awkward if we were dating the same person?

>.>

I'd be honored to be your wiener-cousin.

 

[FalloutJack]

This one. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Amasari+Kane]

<__>

She doesn't really like the Escapist 'cause of the rules and staff, but I know her very well and I think I would, yeah.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd marry any one of you with a Berserk avatar.

Oh Shinji, i always knew you had feelings for me! C'mere and give me a hug you fellow berserk fan you!

You better not be wearing that Berserk armor on our wedding night though.

 

[Hoplon]

I can't be tied down man, I gotta be free! like the wind! A cowboy's gotta wonder the range man!

Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?

Of course not! a free bar is a free bar after all.

 

[Agayek]

Well if I'm honest I don't think I know anyone here very well at all. So that means I'm on the market, then? If anyone's interested: I have at least one genital.

At least one, eh?

That could make the wedding night... interesting.

 

[Blunderboy]

And once again no one mentions Blunderboy.
Screw you guys. I'll have my own wedding, with hookers and black jack. In fact, screw the wedding.

Can I come to your non-wedding?

So long as you bring some hookers. Or booze.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Redlin5 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Redlin5] is definatly the DJ!

Why would you make me a DJ?

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

Just you wait and seeeeee...

[user]mParadox[/user] is my best man.

[user]Yahtzee Croshaw[/user] would be the priest. Yes, really.

[user]Marter[/user] would be the flower girl!

[user]MiracleOfSound[/user] is the DJ, obviously.

[user]Mr.Pandah[/user] could operate the bar!

[user]Aylaine[/user] could be the bridesmaid!

[user]Susan Arendt[/user] handles the decorations! The wedding will explode with cute.

I'm bookmarking this just in case I need to remember all of this! ;D

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

You are getting the best bucks night ever. It will involve enough alcohol to drown several children and it will be the best ever.

Wife: Aylaine, she is the nicest, gentlest person here. Also probably pretty fit (read: hot).
Best Man: Bobmus, Tizzy and Taco can fight for it.
DJ: Miracle of Sound

Ummmm

Party?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Binnsyboy would definitely be my best man! Daystar would be the MC during the wedding breakfast! The sword party would consist of all the military guys I have met on here, or argued alongside during the many thresds that needed it! The DJ would be Breakfast Man due to his songs of the day. Dvs Bstd and Matthew94 would be page boys P) and Fizz the toaster and Sky14kemea would bebridesmaids! Andy Shandy would perform the ceremony. Fappy, Topaz, Bobmus and Shrekfan would be ushers! And the Escapism UK crew would be the choir, for their valliant kareoke skills! Conducted by DragonsAteMyMarbles of course!

 

[Blood Brain Barrier]

Boudica. Whether she likes it or not.

 

[Infernai]

I'd marry any one of you with a Berserk avatar.

Oh Shinji, i always knew you had feelings for me! C'mere and give me a hug you fellow berserk fan you!

You better not be wearing that Berserk armor on our wedding night though.

I won't on the wedding night, but i make no promises about the Honeymoon..

 

[Evil Smurf]

Once my friends list fixes itself to where it starts showing me my friends, I will post about my theoretical Escapist Wedding. The person I would marry may have changed their username, so I can't be sure what to put here just yet.

What does it show currently?

 

[VeryOddGamer]

I would marry myself, and all of the people at the wedding would be me, because nobody loves me and I am a huge narcissist.

*sniff* *smug expression*