1.Name of sidekick: Diane (No last name given); uses aliases "Ms. Mellencamp", "Jill Hearthrob", "Lovely Rita"
2.Sidekick powers: Advanced martial arts training, affinity with bladed weapons and small arms, Advanced Sniper core training
3.Sidekick Motto: Oh, it is always something!
4.Sidekick costume/tools: Form-fitting .35-proof body armor, blue jeans, cowgirl boots and hat, and blue bandanna/air filter; twin .40 revolvers (named Smith & Wesson), belt of throwing knives, retractable wrist-mounted blade, specially crafted .50 caliber sniper rifle w/ retractable tripod, six foot long silencer, x200 scope, and recoil reduction
5.Sidekick background: (Ostensibly) Hailing from rural Alabama, the enigmatic thirtysomething woman 'Diane' has seen many battlefields and ended numerous lives. Very little his known about her past, even to her male counterpart and partner-in-crime Jack; she likely served with an army's sniper core, given her long-range shooting skills; and she probably made a friend or two while there, given that she usually has easy access to cutting-edge military hardware. It has also been speculated that she travelled with the "Molten Eagles" shooting troop under the alias "Buffalo Gal", although no remaining images of the Buffalo Gal's face remain in any known archive.
At present, all that has been confirmed for certain is that she is the co-owner and chief intelligence officer of the "Pink House Society", a shadow mercenary group that specializes in "smash-n-grab" and "regime change" operations. In the past, she and Jack have rented their services out to the United States, Venezuela, and the DRC, as well as countless private interests. She dissaproves of the noisy "bullet ballet" tactics favored by her counterpart Jack, and prefers to use stealth and guerilla tactics where possible.
As of February 2023, Diane is the fourth most wanted person in the entire world, carrying a bounty of over two billion dollars each from seven different and classified parties, as well as war criminal status in the United States, all of Europe, The People's Republic of China, Tibet, and Mongolia. She is wanted dead or alive under charges of torture, pillaging and looting, hostage taking, civilian endangerment, and wanton destruction of civilian and goverment property. According to some sources, she also had a hand in the Sacramento biological incident of 2016, although that remains unconfirmed.
Last sighted in Somalia, combing the local pirate ranks for suitable inductees into the Pink House Society.
6.Other: Has a curious fondness for any form of music made prior to the year 2000, as well as an acutely detailed knowledge of conflicts throughout history; even the really obscure ones.
