Topical Tuesday: Create Your Sidekick

[Javarino]

1.Gibbons, the talking radiation puddle
2.Knows just about everything in the universe, but doesn't care,
so you have to coax him constantly for any useful information. Also can morph and shapeshift (same dif)
3. "Bubbles times the dentist to the power of 10 equals pancakes!"
4. favorite form is a puddle of green goo
5. No idea where he came from, but it would be a lot of work to find out, and its history would probably be boring anyway
6. Has a fierce and quite logical hatred of cheeseburgers
7. imagine slime... or your girlfriend...

 

[SirZanton]

Name of Sidekick: Baron Arthur von Herringsway
Sidekick Powers: [See: Dragon Ball Z] Also just so happens to be extrodinarily rich.
Sidekick Motto: "Why do I even bother?"
Sidekick costume/tools: Black suit jacket, Black suit pants, White shirt, Black tie, Black italian loafers, Black Trilby, Aviator shades, Black leather gloves, and a sword cane.
Sidekick background: Nobility (NOT royalty)
Other: VERY well trained in most martial arts and most fencing forms.

 

[SgtWaffles]

1) Name of sidekick: Heavy Weapons Guy
2) Sidekick powers: Mowing down large quantities of enemies
3) Sidekick Motto: "Keep Crying Babies!"
4) Sidekick costume/tools: A light RED/BLU team uniform and a vareity of weapons (Miniguns, Shotgun, Sanvich, and boxing gloves)
5) Sidekick background: Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.

 

[Erana]

Well, trying to think of characters and personalities that would fit being my sidekick, and well...
All I can come up with is Xitel. He teases and heckles me constantly, and could dismantle any trace of my seeming badass. And yet, I inexplicably still enjoy his company in a completely platonic manner. Isn't that how most sidekicks work?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Spandam!
A sword that can transform into a elephant
I'M THE HERO!!!
Cool clothing
Ex Leader of Chiphor Pol 5 and 9

 

[Variable X]

1. Name of sidekick: Jay (Model J 1X9-5A2-6V3)
2. Sidekick powers: Can carry up to 500 pounds, has a good sense of humor, cleans calcium deposits, and has a hook up for your Ipod.
3. Sidekick Motto: You bought me for 1/20th of the price, don't expect me to do 100% of the work.
4. Sidekick costume/tools: Bipedal humanoid robot with rounded bodyparts opposed to sharper defined parts. Has a head the shape of a motorcycle helmet.
5. Sidekick background: Jay is last year's "Ultimate model in companionship and housecleaning" from last year. Originally a floor model for the store, until some idiot newbie superglued a faulty personality cartridge into the slot. Jay cleaned up back of the store until [insert protagonist superhero here], who had originally left home to buy a Shiba Inu puppy but found none, bought Jay for $250. He/She figured it would be like having a dog, but it could also do the dishes too.
Other: Fully sapient, idolizes Mega Man X, and due to a flaw in his personalty carrtridge he occasionally glitches up and thinks he's a ronin.

 

[TheSentinel]

1. Name of sidekick: Wolf Sidekick
2. Sidekick powers: The Power of Sidekicking (and by that I mean really strong hind legs).
3. Sidekick Motto: *growl*
4. Sidekick costume/tools: He's a wolf, silly. He has fur, and also no opposable thumbs.
5. Sidekick background: He's a wolf, who sidekicks people.
6. Other: Wolf Sidekick also has a side kick, Cubby.

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

1. Name of sidekick: Turkleton
2. Sidekick powers: Able to decipher any language and translate for me
3. Sidekick Motto: "..."
4. Sidekick costume/tools: A marker and marker board that extends.
5. Sidekick background: He is a walking turtle that basically follows me around and helps me figure out other peoples strange languages.
6. Other: He can't actually speak and is mute. Thus he always carries around some writing utensil and something to write on. He will stab me and use my blood if I do not adequately supply him with his writing utensils.
7. Picture (optional):

 

[Garrsus]

Name of sidekick: boris
Sidekick powers: laser eyes (that procure food from no where) and night vision awesome hearing.
Sidekick Motto: "nomnomnomnom"
Sidekick costume/tools: claws , eyes.
Sidekick background: lives in a house as a cat that theen transformes into a humaniod killer that could strike you down in a single blow, muhuhuhuhahahahha.
Other: sleeps any/everywhere
Picture (optional):none found

 

[imnot]

1. Name of sidekick:Lord Cuthburtosauras.
2. Sidekick powers:Lazers, flying ,magic.
3. Sidekick Motto:Wake up and smell the ashes *****!
4. Sidekick costume/tools:he's a dinosaur, he needs no costume, except a caviler hat. and he has a gun that shoots velociraptor's.
5. Sidekick background:He's a dinosaur that fell in some magic stuff and he became awsome.
6. Other:no thanks.
7. Picture (optional):I dont have one.

 

[Sebenko]

1. Name of sidekick: Vaskya SWAT Officer (SoC's Random name generator came up with "Vaskya SWAT Officer" once, so that's his name)
2. Sidekick powers: Getting out of here/ Coming in, not standing there
3. Sidekick Motto: "Would you ever just let me freakin' finish a meal?"
4. Sidekick costume/tools: Sunrise suit, AK
5. Sidekick background: He's a stalker, in the zone
6. Other: He's a live one? BOOLSHIT!
7. Picture (optional):

Spoiler

 

[RavingPenguin]

Name of Partner: Fairee [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Fairee]
Powers: She's awesome
Motto: Fix it with spy weapons!
Costume/Tools: Bondage Rope
Background: A young British woman who loves animals and art
Other: My girlfriend

Spoiler: image:

 

[Naheal]

Name of sidekick: Lyndis
Sidekick powers: No special powers. Swordswoman
Sidekick Motto: "The nomads of the plains do not abandon their fellow tribespeople."
Sidekick costume/tools: See picture. Weapons are generally limited to a katana.
Sidekick background: Lyn from Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword. If you don't know her, go play it now.
Picture (optional):

 

[Someperson307]

Chuck Greene to make me awesome weapons and Frank West to photograph me causing mayhem with them. As for an original sidekick:

Name: Deathripper
Abilities: Instantly rips apart the soul of anyone.
Clothing: Black robe
Motto: "I will rip apart your soul! Welcome to eternal damnation!"
Background: Unknown
Personality: Likes to make chili and say "My chili will rip apart your intestines! Welcome to eternal toilet damnation!". Likes to get drunk and say "My rip will apart your damnation! Welcome to chili toilet!". Favorite joke is: "What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? None, they're both juicy and red inside!". Likes to sleep with a teddy bear.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Sidekick name: Misagawa Chisa AKA Liu Feng
Sidekick power: Mind control, Teleknesis, Telepathy, Gender swapping
Sidekick moto: Don't touch the master!
Sidekick tools/equiptment: Possessed Chainsaw, Maid outfit, Body is comprised of mostly prosthetics
Sidekick backround: This bandaged girl is the personification of my polar opposite. She's physically strong, viciously violent, but also incredibly possessive of her master. She's also highly capable with physical actions. Hardworker and very serious.
Other: Likes Tabletop RPGs.

 

[Oliver Pink]

1. Name of sidekick: Lady Cane

2. Sidekick powers: Like her 'Partner [http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/234/f/e/Umbrella_Man__Viva_la_Vida_by_Rythmear.jpg]', Lady Cane has the same enigmatic powers. She seems ageless, deathless, and her ability to walk through a crowd of people totally un-noticed is invaluable for her role as a manipulator and a murderer. Her voice and her knowledge accumulated over history would mean that - if she wasn't so utterly uninterested in aiding her 'Companion [http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/144/4/d/Commission___Rythmear_by_deaddoll00.jpg]', she would be a perfect ally.

3. Sidekick Motto: "Stop squandering your potential and Live..."

4. Sidekick costume/tools: Dressed in a range of elegant formal women's wear, Lady Cane is nothing if not eloquent. The only three things that remain constant are her lustrous red hair, her porcelain mask, and her sturdy ornate cane - the object of her namesake.

5. Sidekick background: While no-body but the two of them can be certain, she was believed to be created alongside her 'Partner', known as the Umbrella Man. Their purpose was to make sure the script of the world continued as usual - from beginning to end. Whether that meant starting a war or bringing two lovers together, their job was to pull the strings and fix the leaky pipes so everything kept going... That was the idea - certainly. But it didn't work out exactly as planned. While Cane knows she's stuck with the Umbrella Man till the end of his labours, she openly rejects his quiet life of observation and tinkering, choosing to go about her work in the way she deems most entertaining at the time. If you look through history, you will not find a trace of her save for the events she orchestrated.

6. Other: (The Umbrella Man and Lady Cane have been the subjects of numerous stories and pictures of mine - two of which are shown below. I'm not entirely certain what the purpose of this topic is to be honest, but I thought I'd share this with you anyway!)

7. Picture (optional): (Picture provided by CrimsonHorror)

(Picture provided by Bug-Off])

 

[diego_2112]

Sure, why not? Should be kinda fun...

Name: Ellaglas, the Wood Elf.
Abilities: Skilled woodsman, pretty decent archer, alright with a sword, loyal to the death (what a bloody death we seek!).
Sidekick motto: "I call you my brother, where you go, my sword will follow."
Clothing: Worn, but well cared for, scale mail. The scales are a greenish gold, shaped like oak leaves. He wears a green cloak to cover his gear, black trousers, and turned-down kneeboots. His hair is kept back with a golde circlet.
Background: Right now, all the reader knows about him is he hates the White Knight with every fiber of his being, and is more than willing to put aside racial differences to get the job done. I'm sure that as the story continues, his background will grow and evolve right alongside Diego Shadowbane (yes, my moniker is based on HIS character) and the rest of the group.
Other: Carries the Sword of the Guard of the Wood Elf King, and his bow is slightly better quality than that of the Royal Archers. There may be more to him than meets the eye, if you follow me...

http://www.fictionpress.com/~ajsmith (my collection of original stories and poems)

Read "Legend of the Fallen Prince: The Knight," for more info on the world this guy comes from.

 

[The Journey]

An immortal, eternally youthful, beautiful, sexy female friend (though not in the 'friend zone') loyal only to me. Sure I might never have a meaningful relationship with any other woman ever again but with the life of a superhero that isn't terribly likely anyway.

Also if I ever died, she would probably turn into some sort of bitter, twisted anti-hero and become like an attractive female Punisher.

What? I'm shallow? In this I definitely am and I certainly won't apologize for it either.

Reality is different but for my fantasy life, sometimes you just want what you want.

 

[Jim From Accounting]

a hamster

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Name of sidekick: Vihoff Myffin
Sidekick powers: Shoots lasers, which are bears which shoot smaller lasers shaped like pikes from their mouths. Which he also rides. And he has a pack of rabid bunnies.
Sidekick Motto: "Laser bears. Where is your god now?"
Sidekick costume/tools: A torn black cloak, with a laser gatling gun shaped like a cutlass jutting from his shoulder. Also a dwarf.
Sidekick background: Was a former space pirate, before he was attacked by a radioactive space zombie. The bite proved nonfatal for such an awesome space pirate, so he gained the power to control rabid bunnies and laser bears.
Other: Likes long walks on the beach and pecan sandies.
Picture: He's totally a ghost too. With a monocle of invisibility, so pictures can't be taken of him. *Nods*