Speaking as someone who plays (or used to) Ultramarines, I can only agree with what you're saying. Yeah Ultramarines were always a bit 'My First Army', yeah they could be pretty bland, but at least I could have some diginity with them up until I lost (and I always lost horribly). I could deal with the fact that the Ultramarines couldn't kill everyone and everything in the universe because this was 40K, sometimes your faction gets the shit kicked out of it in the canon and you get over it. But now I can't have that. I have to put up with the fact that my army is now part of the single most reviled group in the entire 40K universe because of Matt sodding Ward.IndianaJonny said:You're joking right - have you seen what f&#%ing Matt Ward has done for the Ultrasmurfs in recent years [//1d4chan.org/wiki/Matthew_Ward].Codeman90 said:I may hate the Ultramarines but they aren't all that bad. Give the Tyranid codex a read sometime. Basically page after page of the Tyranids ripping the Ultramarines a new one. Sure the Marines win in the end, but the best Ultramarines were all dead and Marneus Calgar was essentially outsmarted by a giant alien bug who then proceeded to hand him his ass in single combat. The Tyranids were too busy killing everything else to finish him off =pThe_ModeRazor said:Their scouts supposedly have more combat experience than the chapter masters of other chapters. They beat everyone in any fight. And they do it while being one of the nicest things in the WH40k universe. Sounds like Mary Sue-ing to me all right.Butterjaw said:Get off that bandwagon boy, the Ultramarines are not Mary Sues. Calgar is the Mary Sue. The internet has completely blown their poster boy status out of the water for no reason.The_ModeRazor said:LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Which is a shame, I really liked Dawn of War II and Chaos Rising (haven't played the first games)
Seriously, it's gonna suck hard. Bland, boring gameplay, environments completely uninteresting (and WH 40k has some interesting ones... being a fuck-ass huge galaxy and all) Of course, using the lamest Spess Mehreen chapter don't help none. (Ultramarines... blegh, so Suetastic... besides, isn't Relic making the game? I thought they managed to canonify the Blud Rehvens)
Just putting this out there so that when it comes out and the 'scapist review goes up and everyone agrees how shitty it is, I can point at this here comment and say "called it!" .
They are no more 'suetastic' than any of the other Imperial MAHREENS.
Everyone has had their share of ass whoppings in 40k. If its the pansy-do-gooder "mary sue" type you want to hate, look no further then the Tau Empire. Everyone thinks their the good guys, because no one questions the Ethereals =p
-Calgar was so mary sue in Ward's eyes that he had to invent a new Tyranid foe, the Swarmlord, in order to see him off in a fitting fashion.
-Certain Smurf librarians are said to have power putting Farseers to shame and rivalling that of the Emperor himself (Tiggy had LD9 prior to Ward)
-Guilliman is apparently the 'spiritual liege' for ALL space marines
-Any reasonable attempt to display the Smurfs at anywhere near reasonable Marine capability [//www.graham-mcneill.com/novel.php?id=20] faces obstinate attempts at ret-coning through Ward's god-awful codexes.
Sorry if I went on a bit there but this runs deep for me. The current fluff surrounding the UltraSmurfs is just sickening; don't even get me started on the Grey Knights.
If you're looking for a bit of sanity re. the Ultramarines, try McNeill's The Chapter's Due - though as a Smurfs player you've probably read all of his excellent fiction anyways.Geo Da Sponge said:Speaking as someone who plays (or used to) Ultramarines, I can only agree with what you're saying. Yeah Ultramarines were always a bit 'My First Army', yeah they could be pretty bland, but at least I could have some diginity with them up until I lost (and I always lost horribly). I could deal with the fact that the Ultramarines couldn't kill everyone and everything in the universe because this was 40K, sometimes your faction gets the shit kicked out of it in the canon and you get over it. But now I can't have that. I have to put up with the fact that my army is now part of the single most reviled group in the entire 40K universe because of Matt sodding Ward.
And now he's created those bloody stupid Grey Knight papooses!
Oh you mean that one scout? Tellion, who has been around for hundreds of years? Yeah he does have more combat experiance than most chapter masters, doesn't mean he is as powerful. The Blood Angels and Space Wolves are much more mary sue-ing than the Ultra's. Especially in the extended fluff, since the Ultra's are being shown as opurtunistic usurpers that were planning to take over the Imperium.The_ModeRazor said:Their scouts supposedly have more combat experience than the chapter masters of other chapters. They beat everyone in any fight. And they do it while being one of the nicest things in the WH40k universe. Sounds like Mary Sue-ing to me all right.Butterjaw said:Get off that bandwagon boy, the Ultramarines are not Mary Sues. Calgar is the Mary Sue. The internet has completely blown their poster boy status out of the water for no reason.The_ModeRazor said:LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Which is a shame, I really liked Dawn of War II and Chaos Rising (haven't played the first games)
Seriously, it's gonna suck hard. Bland, boring gameplay, environments completely uninteresting (and WH 40k has some interesting ones... being a fuck-ass huge galaxy and all) Of course, using the lamest Spess Mehreen chapter don't help none. (Ultramarines... blegh, so Suetastic... besides, isn't Relic making the game? I thought they managed to canonify the Blud Rehvens)
Just putting this out there so that when it comes out and the 'scapist review goes up and everyone agrees how shitty it is, I can point at this here comment and say "called it!" .
They are no more 'suetastic' than any of the other Imperial MAHREENS.