A gigantic fucking Japanese mountain spider. Seriously, these things make webs as big as me and there's at least one on every sign of any respectable size.
I am now my roommate's fat, white, fat, angry fat cat. Have I mentioned fat? I'm SO fat that I can't even lick my own butt, and thus have to scoot along the carpet at surprising speeds.
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