Transformers 3 Good for America Says Bay

[Irridium]

I didn't think Revenge of the Fallen was that bad. It wasn't as bad as I expected. I think people like MovieBob and others are getting their panties in a twist over nothing. Don't watch it if you are going to cry that much, it's as simple as that. Too bad the world is filled with the so-called "intelligent society" ("I can ***** and cry more than you, that makes me smarter").

There is truth in this statement.
Doesn't make the movie any better though.

The plot sucked, I hated the actors (I swear to god I want to bludgeon anyone who says they went to see the movie just because of Megan Fox with a fucking hammer), the transformers were awfuly designed (I couldn't tell which Decepticon was which, they were all grey and spikey), and I just didn't enjoy myself.

I know I shouldn't expect much going into a Micheal Bay movie, but damn. All I expected was watching Transformers beat the living hell out of each other, they did that, but not enough. And like I said it was hard to tell who was freaking who. Sure the Autobots had colors to distinguish them, red, blue, green, yellow, ect. yet the decepticons were grey and indistinguishable most of the time. Not to mention we spent more time watching humans than giant robots in a god damn movie about giant freaking robots...

 

[Calhoun347]

The Box office made an all time record high last year. I really don't think the movie biz is suffering that much.

 

[Doug]

I wonder if Michael Bay claims his jerking off is good for America too?

"By buying porn and tissues, I'm supporting America's workers!"

 

[Skreeee]

The only way he could top the racist robots, the robo balls, and his boner for the military as far as bad ideas are concerned is to go completely over the line and make a sex scene between two of the robots.

Oh God, I can hear the squealing metal now. >.<

 

[Plurralbles]

his bay-splusions ARE to the american military...

But really he just wants the support of the idiots who will actually go and see the third isntallment- "American, Fuck yeah!"-Hicks.

 

[The Last Nomad]

Well I hope it's another average film that will further decrease my love for transformers... Cos 18 year olds should watch more mature things and not play with toys...
Now where did I put my Bionicles...

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

Ignore the films of Michael Bay and perhaps then they will go away.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Good for America.
Terrible for my childhood.

Actually though, I hear in the new movie the decepticons are just going to morph into megan fox's vagina.

 

[zombie711]

I like his movies, splosions aand robots are good enough for me

 

[malestrithe]

I gave Michael Bay one chance with first Transformers. I played with the toys as a kid, so I felt obligated to see the movie. I did not like it, so I skipped Revenge of the Fallen.

Unless it gets revealed that the majority of Transformers 3 is going to be nothing but the Autobots fighting the Decepticons with very little interaction with humanity, I am going to give this one a miss as well.

 

[The Great JT]

No, god, why?

DAMN YOU, PHANTASM! WHY IN THE HELL IS MICHAEL BAY DIRECTING ANOTHER TRANSFORMERS MOVIE?! HE'S ALREADY FUCKED THEM UP ENOUGH!

That's it. Faith in humanity and hope for the greater good in people? Gone. I hate humanity. Michael bay is utter proof of it that there is no good in people.

 

[malestrithe]

I didn't think Revenge of the Fallen was that bad. It wasn't as bad as I expected. I think people like MovieBob and others are getting their panties in a twist over nothing. Don't watch it if you are going to cry that much, it's as simple as that. Too bad the world is filled with the so-called "intelligent society" ("I can ***** and cry more than you, that makes me smarter").

I am with you on this one. I have been saying similar about the new Spiderman movie in 2012. But this is the internet and it has been old faithful when it comes to things like this. You have a better chance of getting the sun to take a week off and come back refreshed than getting the internet to not complain about a movie.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Transformers 3 :Megatron is back Transformers 4: Unicron is here uhoh! Transformers 5: Starscream can't die(look it up in every series he is immortal) Transformers 6: Starscream still won't die, Transformers 7: Starscream rules the universe. I just plotted out the entire course of the movies

 

[Eruanno]

I think I speak for all of us when I say FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Revenge of the Fallen was the biggest turd I have EVER seen. It was even worse than Twilight (which actually attempts to have a story, Revenge of the Fallen was just smoke bombs, HORRIFIC acting, robot genitalia and manly men with guns... with an american flag in the background)

Excuse me while I try to find an assassination service to... er, ahem, I mean I'm going to... eh... "send flowers" to Michael Bay. Yes. Yes. Of course...

 

[bladeofdarkness]

taking the franchise away from bay
"good for america"

 

[bubba145]

oh god what left for him to fuck with in the universe Unicron??? What shit that must be whats next. also WHY THE FUCK didn't they go to the one that was the B-24 Liberator that would have been awseome.

 

[thiosk]

this guy spreading his bayjackulate all over the good people of america is NOT a good thing.

 

[tehroc]

I think I speak for all of us when I say FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Revenge of the Fallen was the biggest turd I have EVER seen. It was even worse than Twilight (which actually attempts to have a story, Revenge of the Fallen was just smoke bombs, HORRIFIC acting, robot genitalia and manly men with guns... with an american flag in the background)

How is that any different then any of his other movies?