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Jaranja

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Jaranja said:
Looks like we've reached another agreement Max.

[Audience Laughter]
Certainly...
[sub]Now to break the 4th wall[/sub]
Wait...
Crap, what was the joke, I forgot...

EDIT: What are the second and third walls anyway?
The ones to the side Max, you ninny! [Audience Laughter]
Now let's play some Call of Duty.

I'll be having the Intervention.
 

Cherry Cola

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
A and B aren't trolling.
For B, look at me. I do it and everyone loves the Cap'n.
For A, Me, Hubilub and Furburt dedicate our lives to being both first and contributing to discussion.
punkhead58 said:
You see, the way I look at it, every post that I write is made to look like a formal paper typed to be presented to a college professor. This maybe the reason for my obscenely low post count.
I see it more as though someone had recorded my part of a conversation and typed it up.
I stand beside this man!

Actually, I stand behind him... flame him, not me!

If A and B are right, I better start hanging out on 4chan.

OK, look, a troll is someone who tries to annoy others because it's fun. It's all about intention.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I can only agree with points C and maybe E. Other than those two points your arguments is very invalid and makes you sound like a complete tard
 

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punkhead58 said:
So, what exactly is your definition or context of the word "troll"?

For me, It seems to be a lot of things.
I think you're overintellectualising it.

Just read the forum guidelines.

If you follow all that stuff, you are not a troll. Otherwise, the jury is out.
 

Kaboose the Moose

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Why that's a brilliant judging criteria you have there!.


C is pretty much the only proper criteria there to call someone troll.

A and B is way off, because as long as the user is posting appropriately and not spamming the threads, then there is nothing wrong with posting regularly and having a high post count.

Everything else pretty much is a case by case basis scenario. Not something you can scream "troll" at without judging the context of the post.
 

Raven's Nest

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... This list sucks...

"A) Posts first frequently on threads"

Some people form opinions quickly. This doesn't make them a troll.

"B) Has an obscenely high post count compared to how long they've been here."

Thats the most retarded reason I've ever seen...

"D) Posts something completely irrelevant. (I rarely see this on the Escapist)"

Again, not definitive trolling as long as it doesn't offend anyone.

"E) Types with bad grammar and/or spelling, or types in Aim Talk, Leet, or any other foreign internet tongue."

No, some people just can't spell. Douchebags use leet or txt slang. This doesn't make them a troll.

"F) Uses swearing, sexism, racism, or other types of explicit content very often, or unnecessarily."

No, it means they like to swear or make jokes... A troll this doesn't necessarily make...

"G) Quotes somebody more than twice in a back-and-forth argument, suggesting that they are trolling"

No.. it means they are arguing and they aren't finished with that argument. How is this trolling?

"H) USES CAPSLOCK!!!1"

Caps lock was invented for a reason, trolling is not it's only purpose. Again, only a douchebag uses caps locks for no good reason.
 

gim73

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A troll is a creature with:

1) Unnatural regeneration abilities, able to regenerate even decapitated limbs into new trolls.
2) Immense strength. Seriously, for being Long and spindly, they have the strength of an OGRE!
3) Only real weakness is fire and acid. Unless your DM likes to pull crap out of his ass about trolls with acid for blood covered with flames, then you are just screwed.
4) Natural habitats include swamps, caves and deep forest.
5) Unnatural habitats include under bridges, wizard towers and your mother.
I seem to remember them having 6 hit dice as well.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
For B, look at me. I do it and everyone loves the Cap'n.
It's true, we do. Plus ye can't keep this ship afloat without a cap'n!
I was gonna put in a pirate picture but they're all shite. Sorry
 

Vanguard_Ex

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gim73 said:
A troll is a creature with:

1) Unnatural regeneration abilities, able to regenerate even decapitated limbs into new trolls.
2) Immense strength. Seriously, for being Long and spindly, they have the strength of an OGRE!
3) Only real weakness is fire and acid. Unless your DM likes to pull crap out of his ass about trolls with acid for blood covered with flames, then you are just screwed.
4) Natural habitats include swamps, caves and deep forest.
5) Unnatural habitats include under bridges, wizard towers and your mother.
I seem to remember them having 6 hit dice as well.
They also have a good skill with bows and they are good at killing beasts.
Monkeytacoz said:
Troll 2 is the best movie ever made
They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me!

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 

Jaranja

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Jaranja said:
The ones to the side Max, you ninny! [Audience Laughter]
Now let's play some Call of Duty.

I'll be having the Intervention.
What? No, the Xbox got RRoD.

We can't play CoD without Xbox!
I've got it on PS3, let's get on there!
Right, I've still got the intervention.

Let's do a stealth mission but run through it being crazy.
 

SantoUno

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Wow did you just insult the people here who like to post a lot and first? Furburt and HUBILUB will have a word with you.

And well to me a troll is someone who is on a forum or anywhere else where they can post just to insult others and provoke strong arguments. When someone posts something that does this it is trolling.
 

Jaranja

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Jaranja said:
I've got it on PS3, let's get on there!
Right, I've still got the intervention.

Let's do a stealth mission but run through it being crazy.
So the usual routine for you then?

[Audience gasp and laughter]
Absolutely!

Now try to keep up and knife the dogs, don't shoot them.

[Audience Gasp]