... This list sucks...
"A) Posts first frequently on threads"
Some people form opinions quickly. This doesn't make them a troll.
"B) Has an obscenely high post count compared to how long they've been here."
Thats the most retarded reason I've ever seen...
"D) Posts something completely irrelevant. (I rarely see this on the Escapist)"
Again, not definitive trolling as long as it doesn't offend anyone.
"E) Types with bad grammar and/or spelling, or types in Aim Talk, Leet, or any other foreign internet tongue."
No, some people just can't spell. Douchebags use leet or txt slang. This doesn't make them a troll.
"F) Uses swearing, sexism, racism, or other types of explicit content very often, or unnecessarily."
No, it means they like to swear or make jokes... A troll this doesn't necessarily make...
"G) Quotes somebody more than twice in a back-and-forth argument, suggesting that they are trolling"
No.. it means they are arguing and they aren't finished with that argument. How is this trolling?
"H) USES CAPSLOCK!!!1"
Caps lock was invented for a reason, trolling is not it's only purpose. Again, only a douchebag uses caps locks for no good reason.