O.K, I'm gonna try this again, but not as well.
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Killion was jogging at a light pace towards the Tavern alongside his "familiar", Haed, enjoying the crisp twilight air and generally having a good time. I knew I was being followed, but I knew I stood little chance of finding my stalkers in this hilly country should they wish not to be found, and figured I'd just have to wait until they revealed themselves.
I did not need to wait long. I almost ran into an arrow and heard a loud curse from the rocks to his left. Being who I am, I whipped out his dagger, gave a little battle-cry, told Haed with a thought to take out the bowman, and then charged into the trees to the right, taking the waiting brigands by surprise.
As a child, I was fascinated by simple non-magic illusion, and would become incredibly frustrated attempting to work out how the tricks worked, and rarely had much success. Then, one day, when I went to the local trickster's house, I saw everything. Over 100 different tricks, and I understood each one instantly. I had finally got it.
When you focus on one thing, you are blind to pretty much everything else. So when someone tells you to look in one direction, look the other way. This had become my philosophy for life in general, not just tricks, and it served me well, it got me into a mages academy (from which I was expelled a couple months later, although I picked up a few good battle spells), it gave me a high position in the Jir'ai tribe, and it lead to my exile from that same tribe, when the tribe?s corrupt leader, Jesha, grew concerned about my ability to see through lies. In this case; Bandits who followed me for that long wouldn't just attack me, what's the point? And there was no way they missed with an arrow at that range.
In this country, assault and robbery are only worth a flogging, but murder means death by slow torture. They were planning to make me expose myself by going after the archer, and then they would come behind me and knock me unconscious.
Clever, but not clever enough for me. And they sucked at fighting. They're all dead already, and without a scratch on me. After I finished scavenging what I could from the bodies, I gathered all the bodies together and began my tribe's cremation ritual, which I wasn't supposed to know, but the Elders had taught me anyways, on the condition I would never use it as a weapon. A shame, I thought as the bodies burst into flame and were consumed before my eyes, it's a powerful spell, and I'm good at it.
Oh, well. It?s time to move now anyways, Foran, the Inn?s proprietor, hated to be woken up and might hold it against me. Which would make it harder to cash in on the favour he owes me.
At least one of those bandits had an Axe.
EDIT: O.K, I'm not sure how this is gonna fit in with you guys, but I worked way too long and hard on this to change it in any way, so feel free to write in a meeting between us, I give you full license to use my character for in.