OOC: might as well get a decent pillage in before I leave. Gonna be out for two nights, so unless Galt is talking, leave us alone. Though we'll be heading to Luskan, so feel free to mention spotting a gaggle of zombies and two pissed halflings on the horizon.
As the herd of corpses, complete with Gremlin and Galt, wound its way slowly north, a small village came into view. Gremlin nudged Galt and pointed, And they both set about changing course, easier said than done with zombies.
At the outskirts the two dismounted, and held a quick conference. "Let's get in there, an' start lootin'!" Was Gremlin's contribution. Galt gave a non-committal wiggle of his head "a'right, but ay, listen up. Try not an' kill anyone, right? Lootin's one thing, an' a good brawl is fun, but a pillage ain't so likely to get the guards out as mass murder, yeah?"
Gremlin nodded. He drew his axe, took up position with Galt at the front of the zombies, and slapped one round the head. "Charge!" he yelled, and the group broke into a lurching lope, with extra groans and squelching noises from the zombies. The villagers scattered as they entered town, screaming as they tried to get indoors. Leaving the group Gremlin barrelled towards a the first house he saw, and in true barbarian style, dived through the window.
As he gave a roar of satisfaction a man, presumably the owner of the house, ran at him and swung a punch. Gremlin nimbly dodged and headbutted the man in return. At this point his wife, who had snuck up behind Gremlin, battered him round the back of the head with a frying pan. His eyes crossed as he reeled from the pain of the blow and the cliche, but he span and nobbled her with the hilt of his axe. Staggering towards the door, he swiped a bottle of mead from the table and took a swig. "S'better!" he muttered. He kicked the door down.
Outside the guards were fighting Galt and the zombies with minimal effect. The zombies were being remarkably hard to kill and Galt was braining the captain of the guard with the hilt of his machete. Gremlin grinned and beckoned a few zombies into the house to start looting.
Two hours later, about one and a half miles up the road, Gremlin and Galt were staggering along, drunk out of their minds, singing very crude songs. Gremlin paused for a moment and looked back at the zombies. After the looting, several had casks of drink strapped to them, and nearly all had assorted bits of loot they managed to pick up with their flailing limbs. This included several weapons held the wrong way round and several zombies wearing jewellery. Gremlin also noted there seemed to be more of them. "Ere, Boss" he slurred "I fink... I fink yer zombies didn't manage not ter kill people that well?"