Twilight: Eclipse Turns Into 8-Bit Game

[Cherry Cola]

I'm not sure whether to punch or shoot this guy in the face.

If you mean Edward then you could stab him with a wooden stake, but that would probably just make him smell like roses or something.

OT: I'm a hater so i won't even bother checking it out and autmatically asume that it's SHIT!

It's not shit. It's awesome.

See, here's what you do:

Dump Edward.

Go to Jakob.

Then a vampire comes and kills both Bella and Jakob.

HAPPY ENDING YAY!

Mnn... almost. Is there a way to get Edward killed as well? It's not happy unless all 3 of them are dead.

I don't know yet...

I guess it's time for another playthrough!

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I'm not sure whether to punch or shoot this guy in the face.

If you mean Edward then you could stab him with a wooden stake, but that would probably just make him smell like roses or something.

OT: I'm a hater so i won't even bother checking it out and autmatically asume that it's SHIT!

It's not shit. It's awesome.

See, here's what you do:

Dump Edward.

Go to Jakob.

Then a vampire comes and kills both Bella and Jakob.

HAPPY ENDING YAY!

Mnn... almost. Is there a way to get Edward killed as well? It's not happy unless all 3 of them are dead.

I don't know yet...

I guess it's time for another playthrough!

Tell me how that works out and if it works, tell me what you did and i might play through once just so i can see it for myself.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

Can someone please tell me why there are so many posts about Twilight on this site? Admittedly, this one is related to gaming, but most of them aren't, and there are TONS of them.

 

[MrBrightside919]

Which button lets me cut my wrists and write bad poetry?

 

[Alar]

Aha... aha... AHAHAHAHA!! Oh man... yes. Finally, someone did something good with this series. Turned it into comedy gold!

 

[Mr. Gency]

I saw every ending (I love seeing Bella's name on a tombstone) and the only one I didn't like was the one where you win.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Everyone! If you haven't already, play baseball with Ed. Lolz will follow.

 

[Talvrae]

Unfortunately, there didn't seem to be a "Jacob makes a call down to Sunnydale to get the Slayer up to take care of things" option. Ah well, maybe next time.

Personally i would have choosed that option:

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[Swifteye]

This is wierd. This is kinda cool. But it's also twilight. *fatal error*

 

[Anarchemitis]

Cullen can die.

 

[Aesir23]

5 Twilight related threads on the Escapist in the past few days.

[sub]Please have mercy.[/sub]

 

[Klepa]

"Don't worry about the recast actor"

"...if you want to turn this franchise into even more of an emotional rollercoaster, then yes"

"OMG you totally bit her head off, I love you so much right now Edward"


This is genius. I only played twice and laughed pretty hard. I didn't even know the story of Twilight. It can't possibly be this stupid. Chose the Vampire or the Wolf. Wow.

If you ever happen to see them, set yourself up for some disappointment. It's even more stupider-er than that. That thing was good fun, although nothing beats the original, and by that, I mean the movies, because I'm not reading the books.

 

[HK_01]

If that's really what Twilight is like(when you choose what I think is how the movies play out from what I've gathered from the trailers and such) then now I know why everyone sees it as an abomination.

OT: The game's pretty funny, had me laugh a couple of times.

Edit: So, um, why does some vampire build an army to kill a teenage girl? And why do other vampires and werewolves try to protect her? This makes no sense!

 

[Klepa]

If that's really what Twilight is like(when you choose what I think is how the movies play out from what I've gathered from the trailers and such) then now I know why everyone sees it as an abomination.

OT: The game's pretty funny, had me laugh a couple of times.

Edit: So, um, why does some vampire build an army to kill a teenage girl? And why do other vampires and werewolves try to protect her? This makes no sense!

Vampires love her, BELLA, purely by extension, because EDWARD loves her, and wants to protect her.
Werewolves love her, BELLA, purely by extension, because JABOC loves her, and wants to protect her.
Werewolves also hate all other vampires, apart from EDWARD's vampires, so they've actually got some kind of reason for it, which doesn't involve BELLA.

The vampire builds an army to kill BELLA, because EDWARD killed the vampires boyfriend, because the vampire's boyfriend wanted to kill BELLA.

TL;DR Because the universe revolves around BELLA, the teenage girl.

 

[rokkolpo]

fun stuff.

the part where bella couldn't take it anymore and started hitchhiking was the best.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Woo! Going team Jacob get's everyone killed! Go team!

 

[John Funk]

Can someone please tell me why there are so many posts about Twilight on this site? Admittedly, this one is related to gaming, but most of them aren't, and there are TONS of them.

Because we nerds love to hate Twilight, and it's funny.

 

[Czargent Sane]

wow, now the acting has 6 more bits.

@ the random one; yeah, I want to deal with my inner demons, as in, make a deal so we can work together against vampires and werewolves.

interesting idea though, hope to see different subjects for youtube creativity in the future, all twilight is good for is snark bait

 

[orangeapples]

Can someone please tell me why there are so many posts about Twilight on this site? Admittedly, this one is related to gaming, but most of them aren't, and there are TONS of them.

Because we nerds love to hate Twilight, and it's funny.

don't forget that we all secretly love Twilight. How else do we know so much about it?

What? I can't be the only one.

>_>
<_<

I am?

oh...

*sigh* here's my man card. Now I have to fight a bear barehanded to get that back.

 

[Raykuza]

Oh god, I hope I'm not the only one that actually... found this fun.